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Great news for both fans of Disaster Movie:

Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo will soon team up again, as the "actresses" will guest star on the December 16 episode of CSI: NY. Apparently, all other females in Hollywood are busy that day.

Kim Kardashian in InStyle Australia

"The ladies play two women who've managed to concoct a very interesting scheme that ends in murder," said producer Pam Veasey.

This clearly isn't an example of type-casting. Neither Kardashian nor Minnillo has done anything very interesting in years.

CSI: Boo York! Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo will appear on primetime next month.

Said Kim: "I am so excited to be working with Vanessa again. I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!"

Her first case, if hired for this job: to investigate the crime of a hit TV show actually hiring this pair for on-air roles.

Snaps. Yo.

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Wednesday, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien featured master thespian William Shatner reading Tweets from Levi Johnston, poetry-style, in a hilarious skit.

Well, it turns out the Twitter page they quoted from was a fake. Levi was not pleased at being portrayed as a racist pothead, and demanded Conan apologize.

He did so last night, saying: "I would like to personally apologize to Levi Johnston for misrepresenting him in any way. Levi is truly a great American. We wish him the best of luck as he trains for his upcoming naked photo shoot."

Conan then brought Shatner back out to make amends, and recite, in similar fashion, some actual verified quotes from Levi Johnston. Some of the gems:

  • "The first thing Sarah said to me at the hotel was 'you gotta cut your hair.' I told her I didn't want to. I had a mullet at the time."
  • "Guess what? I shot a big ass bear."
  • "If Sarah wanted food, then we'd get her something to eat. Like a Crunch-Wrapped Supreme from ... Taco Bell."
  • "I just get naked. That's what I do."

Classic. Here's William Shatner channeling his inner Levi last night ...

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Updating one of our most random (but admittedly favorite) stories, Randy and Evi Quaid have posted bond, meaning there is no longer an outstanding warrant for their arrest on charges of defrauding a California B&B of $10,000.

"If they don't show up to court, a bounty hunter will go and get them," Deputy D.A. Lee Carter of the Santa Barbara District Attorney's Office said earlier this week.

The bounty hunters have been called off, though. Unfortunately.

The couple posted bail of $20,000 apiece after being arrested in Marfa, Texas, where they rise, but had to pay the same in California, site of their alleged fraud.

Randy and Evi Quaid have skipped four different opportunities to appear in court since allegations that they bailed on their room bill first surfaced in September.

CRAZY QUAIDS: Randy and Evi sure keep things interesting.

As a result, authorities were forced to begin extradition proceedings after the Quaids failed to show up. The actor and his wife will be arraigned December 15.

They will be formally charged with misdemeanor charges of burglary, conspiracy and the ever-quaint defrauding of an innkeeper. Amazingly, that's not even all.

Evi Quaid, who flipped the f*%k out on the cops who tried to arrest her, was also accused of vandalism by a Texas neighbor in an unrelated, bizarre incident.

Somehow we can't imagine these two have a lot of friends.

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Grey's Anatomy hunk Eric Dane and Private Practice leading lady Kate Walsh will be teaming up in the newest crossover of those successful ABC medical dramas.

Here's the crossover situation:

  • On Grey’s Anatomy, Dr. Mark Sloan (Dane) pleads with Addison to come to Seattle and help perform surgery on a patient (guest star Leven Rambin).
  • On Private Practice, complications arise and Mark is forced to take the patient down to L.A. for more surgery, presumably also performed by Addison.

As for Mark's connection to the girl, whether sparks fly between the former lovers, and whether the relationship between Mark and Lexie is at all impacted?

That remains to be seen. But we can only assume it will involve serious surgical and sexual tension, plus a long-winded melodramatic monologue or eight.

Eric Dane and Kate Walsh (right) will cross paths again on Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice. Their medical link? Former All My Children star Leven Rambin (middle).

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As we reported last month, Jon Gosselin is the subject of a lawsuit filed by his employer, TLC, accusing him of breaching the terms of his contract.

Among the witnesses subpoenaed to testify, according to new court papers: Jon's post-Kate girlfriend Hailey Glassman and his friend Michael Lohan.

Maryland's Circuit Court of Montgomery County has granted motions filed by the network's lawyers to depose Glassman and Lindsay Lohan's dad.

Also served: Jon's lawyer Mark Heller, manager Michael Heller, bodyguard Thomas Meinelt and talent rep (apparently he has one) Matthew Kirschner.

TLC suspended shooting Jon's reality show last month.

The Mack Daddy

Hailey Glassman and Michael Lohan will testify in TLC's court fight with Jon.

In October, TLC sued Jon Gosselin for breach of contract, accusing the Jon & Kate Plus 8 star of making paid and unpaid TV appearances without consent.

This followed Jon suing to stop the filming of the show.

Lohan publicly stated at one point that he and Gosselin were working on a reality show together about divorced dads, which TLC says violates his contract.

At the time, Mark Heller called the action "baseless" and said the network "exploited and manipulated the Gosselins' vulnerability and financial hardship."

Gosselin, of course, is in the middle of another legal matter – his divorce from Kate, and more relationship drama with Hailey, who split with him last week.

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In September, Megan Fox made headlines for saying she possessed a "powerful, confident vagina." **

Lost in that controversial, odd statement? The gorgeous photos of the actress that accompanied the Rolling Stone article.

A Foxy Cover

Fortunately, the magazine has been kind enough to release a series of outtakes from the shoot, as the pictures below somehow did not make it into the print issue.

In these shots, Fox is even hotter than the sizzling frying pan of bacon in front of her. We have no idea if she actually eats breakfast this way, but we do know this much: we've never been so jealous of a kitchen counter...

** In order to verify this claim, Megan, we're gonna need to see for ourselves. It's a tough job, but major box field research is required. Call us.

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Jesse James has a message for his ex-wife, and that is to leave his current wife the heck out of their custody dispute, which was gotten increasingly bitter of late.

The Monster Garage star's ex, porn star Janine Lindemulder, suggested this week that his current spouse, Sandra Bullock, is trying to "take away my daughter."

She called out the actress to talk with her directly.

James' attorney Marilyn Slifman calls Lindemulder's remarks "wholly inaccurate and unfortunate," noting that "Sandra Bullock is in no way a party to this litigation."

"Mr. James' sole concern is for the safety, welfare and best interests of his daughter," he added. "The proper forum to resolve this case is in the courtroom."

Bullock has been helping raise 5-year-old Sunny since January, when Lindemulder, who has appeared in over 100 adult movies, was jailed for tax evasion.

Janine Lindemulder says Sandra Bullock is trying to steal her child. Hasn't she seen one of Sandra's 46 romantic comedies? No way is she capable of such a thing!

She and James wrote to the court questioning her fitness as a parent and voicing concerns about Sunny's safety due to Lindemulder's alleged drug problem.

"I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert," Bullock wrote. "Never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and the condition [the girl] will be in."

"I know the term 'stepmother' carries many connotations, one being 'glorified babysitter. My commitment and responsibility to [the girl] ... goes beyond that."

Lindemulder has since been released from prison and is tangling with James over visitation, insisting that she's a changed woman and "the best mother I can be."

"Yes, I have absolutely made horrific choices in the past. I've had my share of drugs," she said on Good Morning America. "But then there's a huge portion of my life, a 10-year span, where there's nothing - I didn't need it."

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Signs a celebrity is about to pose in Playboy:

  1. She admits to considering it.
  2. She's had plastic surgery.
  3. She lacks the talent and/or notoriety to remain in the spotlight for an extended period of time without a spread in the magazine.

In other words: prepare for Kim Zolciak nude photos, folks!

Kim Z.

The Real Housewife opens up about a number of topics in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, all of which lead us to believe that a Playboy pictorial isn't far behind. A few excerpts:

On plastic surgery: "I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious... I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut."

On posing naked: "I'd have to talk to my children, because when you're a mom, it's not just you anymore. I think Playboy is very classy and sexy, but there's a time and place for it. Kim Kardashian did it very tastefully."

On her image: "I'm not stupid, I'm not a homewrecker or a gold digger. But I don't even care. I'm past that. I may not make all the right decisions, but I'm happy."

That's great and all. But we still can't get over the shocking revelating that the knockers pictured above are fake. This may take us awhile.

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A hot phot shoot featuring Twilight Saga stars that are NOT Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

Oh, it's possible, alright. Just feast your eyes on the pictures below of Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz, courtesy of the November 2009 issue of Nylon magazine.

In the article, Reed speaks on the success of Twilight: “We were just making a little independent film in Portland. I don’t know what happened. We’ve lived this entire year in shock.”

Lutz, meanwhile, is wearing a shirt. That's tragic, we know, but he and his co-star still bring the sexy...

Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz

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Someone needs to hand Sharon Osbourne a mirror.

The talentless America's Got Talent judge appeared on Sirius XM's The Opie & Anthony Show today and blasted Susan Boyle. Said Sharon:

"[God] gave her the talent. But he hit her with a f*cking ugly stick.... I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse... God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy a**hole."

Note to Osbourne: you're not exactly Megan Fox! Watch the video below:

Based on these taunts, we've gotta ask: Who would you rather... you know?

 

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