It's the major gossip story of the day: Kim Kardashian has agreed to marry Kris Humphries.

We know what three things the latter sees in the former - two are in the chest region and the other resides in her bank account - but why is Kim marrying this New Jersey News power forward?

Posted in: Kris Humphries

Huguette Clark, a reclusive multi-millionaire heiress whose estate remains shrouded in mystery, died in New York City on Tuesday at the age of 104.

The copper heiress died at Beth Israel Medical Center, where she lived in seclusion for 22 years after cutting herself off from friends and family.

Posted in: R.I.P.

How do we know for sure? Well, we suppose we don't. Not 100 percent anyway, since no named source will confirm it, let alone The Bachelor pair themselves.

But come on. We know a breakup when we see it, and even if there's no Twitter war of words available to the public, we're willing to stick a fork in these two.

Posted in: The Bachelor