That may have been the worst 30 minutes of our lives.

We just sat through a press conference hosted by Donald Trump, the owner of the Miss USA pageant, as he spoke glowingly about Carrie Prejean and gave her the opportunity to stand on a soap box and peer down at the ignorant, hateful Americans that dared to question her right of free speech.

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In perhaps the only known form of musical expression worse than her husband's rapping, Heidi Montag does her finest impersonation of a half-naked, slithering, epileptic snake in the music video for her newest single, "Black Out."

The video - which looks a lot like her other videos - was filmed during the couple's "honeymoon" in Mexico. Just be glad that there are no surgical masks involved.

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For the last week or so, as Carrie Prejean has continued to dominate the news, her supporters have essentially relied on two arguments in defense of their Christian role model:

Well, get your thinking caps on and search your Bibles, Carrie lovers; we can't wait to see how you defend your girl now!

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In the best fake wedding news in recent weeks, Madonna and her Brazilian lover Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a Kabbalah commitment ceremony as the young model is helping the singer get over her failed adoption bid.

The Material Girl, 50, has reportedly been dating Luz, 22, since earlier this year after meeting him on the set of a steamy W magazine photo shoot.

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A pair of global icons met in front of a television audience today, as Susan Boyle appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Asked about her world famous makeover, the Britain's Got Talent contestant said doesn't consider her new look too drastic of a change."Depends what you mean by a makeover," Boyle said. "I mean, my best friend actually helps me with my makeup. You know, I mean, that's hardly a makeover."

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