Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip's Caption Contest - the 81st edition of our weekly, Friday afternoon tradition!

When a hot pair of American Idol hopefuls, Allison Iraheta and Danny Gokey, react to a startling piece of news, funny captions abound. But none better and more timely than the one sent in by omg. Check out the winning entry below!

Posted in: American Idol

Finally! News about a mother giving birth to multiple children at once that isn't Octomom or Kate Gosselin! Sorry, that was a bit of a weak intro.

Anyway, it's twice the baby joy for actress Julie Bowen, who some of our staff has been crushing on since her stint on like 10 shows. She's pretty.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

Carrie Prejean's father, Will, believes his daughter will not be stripped of her title as Miss California in wake of the growing scandal surrounding the semi-nude and topless photos she posed for during her teenage years.

Will Prejean told Radar Online that he was "extremely excited" about a news conference being held Tuesday by Donald Trump, owner of Miss USA.

Posted in: Sarah Palin

Dina Lohan is slamming reports that question her parenting skills and claim that her 15-year-old daughter, Ali, is socializing instead of studying.

"Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school," Dina tells People. "It's the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the 10th grade. It's a wonderful program many celebrities are enrolled in."

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Until now, Lydia Hearst was best known as the heiress to the Hearst Publishing empire, and also for briefly dating Cisco Adler and making out with Aubrey O'Day.

But really, who among us hasn't had the latter said of them?

Posted in: Lydia Hearst

Who would have thought that Ladies' Home Journal would resort to tabloid-like rumors one expects from The National Enquirer?

A few days ago, an article in that publication certainly implied that Paula Abdul had a painkiller addiction that was treated at rehab. But the American Idol judge now says that story was blown out of proportion.

Posted in: Paula Abdul