Lindsay Lohan may not have a movie (or a TV show, or a play, or a clothing line, or anything really) to promote, so this is officially what her "career" has come to.
This shoot for Muse magazine, which apparently exists, showcases our girl at her best - smoking, wearing no pants and apparently taking part in a threesome.
The headline for the mag's big cover story: LINDSAY EXPOSED!
Yeah, as if she hasn't been "exposed" by Jason Segel and countless others lately. Come on Muse. Try tempting us with something we haven't all seen ...
Lindsay Lohan: Exposed, engaged in threesome action.
You know, we just looked it up and were amazed to learn that Lindsay is only 23.
Considering how hard, and how long her career has been on the decline we would have guessed closer to 40. On the plus side, that leaves her more to recover.
If these Lindsay Lohan pictures are any indication, that's not likely to happen anytime soon, unfortch. This is a small step above Playboy. We give it six months.
Click to enlarge the mostly hot, slightly funny images below: