Ever wonder what your favorite celebrities, or John Mayer for that matter, are thinking right this second? Well, thanks to the marvelous invention known as Twitter, you can wonder no longer - just subscribe to their innermost thoughts.

You can start your Friday off with some inspirational words from Diddy, for example. He aims to motivate and carry you throughout your day, wherever it may lead:

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Instead of "If U Seek Amy," Britney Spears might be singing "If U Seek New Roadies" on her next album. Girl has been employing some seriously shady peeps.

On Thursday, Rockey Lee Dickey Jr. and Alex Montes, two employees of a company contracted to provide equipment for the Circus Starring Britney Spears tour, were nabbed by Pittsburgh police for aggravated assault, E! News says.

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This week's American Idol results show lacked the drama and surprise of last Wednesday's installment, when Alexis Grace was shockingly sent home.

Instead, Michael Sarver received the lowest-number of viewer votes - and everyone in the building knew that the judges would not save the nice oil rigger, as he sang another rendition of "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" last night.

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Twitter is an incomprehensible, pathetic tool used by self-centered, insecure individuals that believe the world actually cares about their every move.

That being said, Dina Lohan almost makes the invention worthwhile!

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Shawn Johnson may be short, but stalking the gymnast will get one in trouble with the long arm of the law!

The man that allegedly stalked the current Dancing with the Stars contestant, Robert O'Ryan, has been charged with one felony count of stalking and two misdemeanor counts of carrying a loaded firearm in a vehicle.

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One of these celebrities drinks his own urine. The other is kind of useless but also harmless, reasonably pretty and seemingly everywhere these days.

They're both in Sydney, Australia, for the MTV Australia Awards, which take place tomorrow night. Pete Wentz (hosting) and Audrina Patridge (handling red carpet responsibilities) met up with another star – the MTV Moonman (see below)!

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