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Lady Gaga is a sexual being.

Perhaps more so than most, considering those pesky hermaphrodite rumors. Whether she's a woman and/or a man, she claims she's not getting any lately.

The Power of Lady Gaga

"I'm single because I don't have the time," she told a group of reporters at a M.A.C Cosmetics' Viva Glam event in London. "You know what? That's okay."

"Even Lady Gaga can be celibate."

So well spoken in the third-person. Guess Matthew Williams is out of luck. The singer goes on to offer words of wisdom to girls regarding sexual behavior.

If only Bristol Palin had listened to this: "If you can't get to know someone, then you probably shouldn't be having sex with them," she said.

Want a piece of this? Too bad, Lady Gaga doesn't have time.

Words to live by. Lady Gaga continued, wisely encouraging young women to carry condoms and get frequent HIV tests, reiterating "You are not invincible."

She also discussed some of the downsides of intercourse for ladies.

"Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We're just receivers."

"We can't talk about sex, we can't sing about sex."

Well, she disproved her own point there, but we get the drift. This concludes today's lesson in Sex and Relationships 101 with the Fabulous Lady Gaga.

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According to Vicki Gunvalson, the reports that say she cheated on her husband last month are as manufactured as the drama that plays out on The Real Housewives of Orange County each week.

Days after Star magazine published a photo of the 47-year-old married mother partying with University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin in Mexico, Vicki has addressed the Internet controversy.

“He... told me it was his birthday and wanted a birthday kiss," she told People, explaining the much ballyhooed smooch. "He seemed nice, but very star struck!”

Well, sure. Who wouldn't be star struck in the presence of Vicki Gunvalson?!?

The reality star says she gave the young stud a kiss, but “I never made out with him, as he stated. I never let him touch me inappropriately - ever.”

Pullin seems to agree. His side of the story?

“Honestly, we all hung out for a couple hours that night, her friends and mine. We drank together, danced a bit, took lots of photos, and we kissed! The pics are real, but it wasn’t as bad as Star made it out be."

Do you believe him? Or is Vicki Gunvalson the Tiger Woods of spoiled reality TV stars?

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As we reported yesterday afternoon and confirmed last night, Kate Gosselin has joined the Dancing with the Stars cast for the season starting March 22.

If you thought casting Kate as one of the "stars" was a stretch, think again. ABC feels she'll be such a ratings draw, they bent over backwards to get her.

For example, while the rest of the cast - announced last night after The Bachelor finale - practices in L.A., Kate will do so in her Pennsylvania basement.

Kate will be practicing her moves in a newly-converted dance studio at home so she can be near the eight kids she spawned with d-bag ex Jon Gosselin.

Dancing with the Stars is not only letting Kate slide with this unconventional arrangement, the show will be footing a hefty bill for the makeshift studio.

Dancer with Stars

Are you excited to see Kate bust a move on DWTS?

Kate's partner, Tony Dovolani, will fly to Kate's home for practice. Kate will only be in L.A. two days per week, for the taping, until she gets voted off.

Which should be approximately one episode.

When she's cutting a rug on the west coast, her kids will stay in Pennsylvania with a nanny. Presumably not one by the name of Stephanie Santoro.

Kate apparently told Dancing with the Stars that this was the only way she'd do the show, "because she's a single mom trying to make money."

One with the right priorities ... kind of.

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Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi to be his wife. Or at least fiancee for the next 6-8 weeks 'til the "lightning hot" chemistry wears off.

We're just kidding. Mostly. While his pick shocked and appalled many viewers, Jake is clearly on cloud nine. We wish them the best and hope they beat the odds.

As far as this "Maverick" Bachelor is concerned, Vienna's haters can kiss off. While they cried tears of sadness last night, Jake and Vienna only shed tears of joy.

Here's a picture of the magical moment ...

Jake Proposes

Jake asks Vienna Girardi to be the future Mrs. Pavelka.

Click to enlarge lots more photos from the 2010 Bachelor finale, mostly featuring the newly-engaged couple, but also with some shots of sad runner-up Tenley Molzahn.

We hope the sweet fan favorite from Oregon will be able to get past this heartbreak. Surely looking at this gallery of Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi won't help.

Avert your eyes, Tenley and Tenley fans ...

  • Vienna and Jake on The Bachelor
  • Jake Pavelka, Vienna Girardi Pic
  • Future Mrs. Pavelka
  • Vienna Girardi, Jake Pavelka Pic
  • Bachelor Embrace
  • Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka Picture
  • Jake and Vienna Photo
  • Vienna Sucks
  • Vienna Girardi and Pimp
  • Jake Pavelka, Tenley Molzahn Picture
  • Tenley Molzahn: The Bachelor
  • Sweet, Sweet Tenley
  • Inspecting the Hardware

Will Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi last?

 

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Give John Mayer credit: he's no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans.

Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron.

In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single "Tik Tok," he wrote over the weekend:

Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.

Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?

We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke...

Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha:

Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

In response to this talk, Adam Lambert's recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted:

dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick's at.

That's unclear. But we do know where Mayer's foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.

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We're not really sure if Audrina Patridge is famous anymore, or whether people want to see pictures of her, but we found these shots from FHM, so here you go!

The generally likable, mostly harmless star of The Hills shows off her enormous boobs and even more disproportional forehead in April's issue of the magazine.

This is pretty much what she's known for, wearing bikinis, posing in magazines and dating a lot of random dudes (most recently alleged singer Ryan Cabrera).

Okay, enough talk. Here's the cover:

FHM: Hereby known as Fake Hills Magazine.

Eh, we're sort of over it. Not that she isn't a cute girl, and we're sure she's probably really nice, but if you've seen 19 Audrina bikini spreads, you've seen 'em all.

We're also unsure if she's attractive or not. You be the judge. Take a closer look. Click to enlarge more pictures of Audrina Patridge and see what you think ...

  • An Audrina Bikini Pic
  • An Audrina Bikini Picture
  • Topless Audrina Patridge Picture
  • Weird Audrina Pic

[Photos: FHM]

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This is exactly what the world needs:

Kim Kardashian has released her very own iPhone application, as fans that simply need to ask for Kim's advice on fashion, beauty and relationship can now do so with a couple touches of their keypad.

For just $1.99, Kardashian will keep you up to date on her latest Tweets, photos, videos and more. Then again, you can visit TheHollywoodGossip.com and check out all these items at no charge.

Kim Calling

I know! Can you believe people will pay money to read my Tweets and take my advice?!? Send a thank-you card to Ray J, please.

The app will also help you find the nearest store that sells Kim's perfume, a brilliant idea that will soon be stolen by fellow celebrities.

It's easy to imagine the following stars coming out with their own iPhone apps for the following purposes:

  • Speidi: Locate the closest celebrity gossip photographer.
  • Jersey Shore: Where is the most convenient tanning salon and/or laundromat?
  • Tiger Woods: Track down the Las Vegas cocktail waitresses in your neighborhood. Also, call up the the most cliche-laden excuses for your behavior with the touch of a button!

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Despite sticking by him and not filing for divorce (yet), Elin Woods has again rejected Tiger Woods' request to move back in together, according to reports.

Somehow we're not shocked.

Elin Woods Bikini Picture

Even after a week away together as a family, the golfer's scorned wife is refusing to move in with him. She denied his similar move-in request last month.

Elin returned to Orlando, Fla., on Saturday. She, Tiger and their two children spent a week out of town following his big press conference on February 19.

“She’s not caving in and doing everything he wants,” a source said. “It looks like they will stay married, but what kind of marriage is this going to be?"

A fair question.

The cheater was tied to at least 14 other women during their marriage. The incredible scandal caused Elin Woods to move out and into a nearby rented house.

“Tiger is trying to win her back,” the source said. “He’s being as patient as he can because he knows he caused this. But he’s not a patient guy by nature.”

Tiger Woods was treated for six weeks at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Miss., with Elin supporting his rehab and even spending a week participating with him.

Elin and Tiger spent a lot of time together before and since he left to continue rehab in Arizona, but she is far from ready to take the star back for good.

"Elin has gained a lot of independence during the past few months," the source said. "Tiger has asked Elin to move back home, but she’s still saying no."

"It’s impossible to know if or when she will change her answer.”

Elin arrived in Florida Saturday. Tiger's return date is unclear.

What do you think Elin Woods should do?

 

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are both in rehab and both stand accused of having a problem with drugs and alcohol. They might even get divorced.

But the orgy of bad news doesn't stop there: a woman that participated in a threesome with the couple is set to come forward and reveal intimate details about their life. Like, you know, she had a threesome with them.

“Brooke is bisexual,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”

It's now been confirmed that a woman who has seen both Charlie and Brooke naked will soon come forward and dish on the outrageous details of this pair's relationship. Might Star magazine have actually gotten something right for once?

Tabloid Cover

The anonymous insider adds that "some of the women they slept also did drugs with them,” as Sheen and Mueller both face accusations of rampant cocaine use.

The actor could go to jail if convicted on a felony and misdemeanor charges in Colorado. If illicit drug use and the testimony by Denise Richards (that Sheen threatened to kill her in 2005) are brought into the trial, Charlie might never snort cocaine off his wife's belly while another woman sucks his toes ever again.

It's a tragic thought.

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Jessica Simpson has been Tweeting like a madman, but up until now, she has not opened up publicly about John Mayer's Playboy comments about her.

"I don't want people to know how I am in bed!" Ms. Sexual Napalm lamented on The Oprah Winfrey Show in an interview scheduled to air Wednesday.

Mayer likened his attractive ex, whom he split from in 2007 after about a year of dating, to "crack cocaine" whose a$$ he just could not stop tapping.

Friends say she was taken by John to dark sexual places, and enjoyed being manhandled like a rag doll, but still can't believe he would bone and tell.

He says he later apologized for being "an a--hole."

NAPALM: That's Jessica Simpson in one word.

Simpson also admitted she struggles with criticism of her weight, which became a focal point a lot last year after she wore mom jeans and other rough clothes.

"It's a really hard thing for me to talk about," the upset reality star (her new show, The Price of Beauty, which is apparently real, debuts March 15) tells Oprah.

"You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?" the talk show host says in shock, referring to infamous mom jeans Jessica Simpson wore to a chili cook off.

It's true. People were. But if she was fat then, she's certainly not now, as recent Jessica Simpson pictures can attest. Talent, she lacks. But a killer bod? Wow.

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