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Kristen Stewart does many things well: pout, fall for vampires, make love to Robert Pattinson.

Heck, she's not even a terrible singer.

The actress may wanna avoid accents in the future, however. The following clip is courtesy of some movie titled The Yellow Hankerchief, whose release has been delayed numerous times due to poor reviews and production.

While Stewart's attempt at speaking with a southern accent isn't directly to blame, it doesn't exactly help, either. See, and hear, for yourself:

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Note to Miley Cyrus: you should move to England.

We don't offer this advice because we find you incredibly grating and self-serving. No way. That's not the reason at all.

It's just evident that you're wildly popular overseas, as you performed in front of the largest crowd ever at London's 02 arena earlier this month.

The singer played to 16,196 fans on the third of her five concerts in the area. She previously sold out 10 UK dates for her "Wonder World" tour in a mere 10 minutes.

Even the THG staff had to admit that Cyrus' British rendition of "Party in the USA" was entertaining. We'd be happy to help her pack her bags for the move. Seriously, Miles. Call us.

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The FBI has released more than 300 pages of documents relating to Michael Jackson, and while they do not provide new insight into his June 2009 death, the information contained still raises eyebrows, and is just as bizarre as you'd expect.

The formerly classified material includes info regarding his 1993 and 2004 child molestation cases, as well as an extortion case where he was a victim.

Michael, Prince and Paris Jackson

Despite an application under the Freedom of Information Act, half his file remains secret. What is available, however, provides no shortage of material.

In 2004, local police in Santa Maria, Calif., requested FBI involvement believing the court proceedings against MJ made for "soft target for terrorism.

"No intelligence indicating a terrorist threat" existed, the FBI said, but the bureau did provide technical and investigative assistance into the case.

A new window into Michael Jackson's past has opened via his FBI file.

In June 2005, Jackson was found not guilty of all charges at the end of the four-month trial. The FBI assisted local authorities then and in 1993.

The FBI's legal office in London assisted local authorities with the Michael Jackson child molestation probe in 1993, and in 1995 U.S. customs officials asked the FBI to provide analysis of a VHS tape as part of a child pornography investigation.

The tape - "a multi-generation copy of poor quality" - was marked "Michael Jackson's Neverland Favorites: An All Boy Anthology," FBI documents say.

In 1993, police in L.A. began investigating allegations of child abuse against Michael Jackson made by the father of 13-year old Jordan Chandler.

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As she continues to make the media rounds dishing about her affair with Tiger Woods, mistress Jamie Jungers was caught in a bit of a lie Monday morning.

During a radio interview with John & Ken on KFI 640 in Los Angeles, she was questioned about taking photos of Tiger Woods nude. Jungers grew furious.

She denied having any nude photos of Tiger, but her aunt, Susan Minor, recently said in her own interview that Jamie Jungers did - and bragged about it.

"My aunt? I don't believe she said that," Jungers said, before the radio hosts pointed out that they just watched Minor's interview on RadarOnline.com.

Jungers grew angry and then called her aunt "kinda crazy," but the hosts pressed her further and asked if she was getting a payoff from Tiger's camp.

"You know what," Jungers snapped. "I haven't made a penny from all of this $h!t and the only reason I'm involved with this is because of an ex-fiancé."

Yeah, except that's not true. While her ex-fiance did reveal Jungers' affair with Tiger first, she has sold her story, with permission, to media outlets since.

Did Jamie Jungers photograph Tiger Woods nude?

As for the nude photos, three separate family members say Jamie Jungers told them she took nude photos of Tiger Woods after he passed out following sex.

It's a moot point, as Woods' lawyers have already blocked any photo deal, but Susan Minor challenged Jamie to a polygraph showdown to prove her claims.

Further proof that Jamie's a big liar? She said earlier in the interview that she is limited by her publicist in what she could reveal about her affair with Tiger.

But when she didn't like the questioning, she blabbered about her "personal business with Tiger" and how it "wasn't supposed to be brought out," etc.

The host interrupted the trashy model and possible escort, asking: "You have a publicist? Wait a second. It's private business but you have a publicist?"

Increasingly annoyed, Jungers then threatened them with her lawyer before hanging up. Follow the jump to hear the hilarious interview for yourself ...

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Clear the road. Stephanie Pratt will be back on it shortly.

Less than two months after being charged with DUI, The Hills star has had her license reinstated. That's good news for her, but bad for the rest of us.

Looks like she recovered more than just her driving rights, too.

Stephanie apparently found the clothing she lost in those racy Maxim pictures we posted last week. Good Lordy. Who knew Spencer's lil' sis had that in her.

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Stephanie Pratt celebrates reinstatement of her driving privileges. We imagine other Southern California motorists aren't as happy. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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If you thought deciding between Beyonce nude and Eva Longoria nude was difficult, try to determine which of these beauties you'd rather smell like.

This seemingly odd question is relevant because the stars are the latest in a long line of celebrities to somehow think being famous means you have an idea of how to create a perfume.

In February, for example, Beyonce Heat hits shelves. The singer says she played a key role in its formation:

“From the bottle design to the name and the ideas for the commercials — that’s me. When I commit to something, I do it 100 percent, and I’ve never had [creative control over a fragrance] until this project,” Beyone said of her scent, which will include red vanilla orchid, magnolia and amber.

We guess that sounds nice.

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Also coming in early 2010: Eva by Eva Longoria.

“I never knew how complicated it was to create a unique scent that hasn’t already been done,” said the Desperate Housewives actress. “[I wanted] to create my own fragrance that is light, fresh and unique. I think the scent of a woman is extremely sexy and this scent will prove that.”

It will feature hints of citrus, jasmine, muguet, violet and sandalwood.

Based on these descriptions, which celebrity would you prefer to smell like?

 

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It's kind of a slow news day at THG.

It's also nice to take a break from sad stories like Brittany Murphy's death and juicy scandals like Tiger Woods' drama and focus on something simple. Something nice.

And what could be nicer than this:

First Dog Bo Obama takes in his wintry White House surroundings.

After a record-setting blizzard blanketed Washington, D.C., in a foot and a half of snow, residents struggled with the logistical and travel hassles that ensued.

Well, most residents. For Bo the Portuguese Water Dog, it was a chance for some good old-fashioned play time on the snow-covered White House grounds.

Click to enlarge more snowy Bo Obama pics below:

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In case there were doubts about Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood getting engaged, this photo taken at last night's NHL game in Ottawa should clear 'em up.

While the Senators forward tangled with the Boston Bruins on the ice, the country star showed off her ice in the stands... and it appears Mike did a heck of a job.

That thing is practically the size of a hockey puck! Well, not really, but what we're trying to say is that it's big. And we can't think up many good hockey puns.

Asked about the engagement again last night, Fisher wouldn't give away any details, saying only that it's true, and that "we're both excited and very happy."

The Sens lost 2-0 last night, but somehow, we can't imagine Mike cares. In fact, he'd probably take this cutie over the Stanley Cup any day ...

CENTER ICE: Carrie Underwood's ring gets the once-over. Good job Mike!

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In a new commercial for Carl's Jr., Kim Kardashian doesn't just make friends with salad.

She makes friends with benefits with salad!

The reality TV star is featured in a new spot that makes no secret about how the company is trying to sell its products: via unadulterated sex appeal.

"I'm such a neat freak. Everything's got to be clean, crisp and tasty," Kim says, while eating a salad, below. "And while the best things in life are messy, it's fun to get clean."

She then immerses her naked self in a bubble bath. Watch the commercial and ask yourself: Does it make you hungry to eat food or... something else?

Carl's Jr. is known for its burgers and chili-cheese fries and is now trying to join the country's growing health trend.

In the past, the chain has used Paris Hilton, Padma Lakshmi and Audrina Patridge to sex up its menu.

With those ads only seeing moderate success, the company has now turned to the large-breasted master at earning publicity for... her large breasts.

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Not that many years ago, Jessica Simpson was making hit records, starring in movies, and dominating gossip headlines as one of the hottest celebs around.

Now? She's posting Twitter videos of herself jamming candles in her ear.

You've probably stopped reading already, but if you're still around, this took place after Ken Paves told her putting a lit candle in her ear removes ear wax.

Ken is Jessica's BFF and hair stylist. He also has the most annoying laugh we've ever heard ... seriously, Kendra Wilkinson has just been dethroned there.

The funniest part? Jessica moaning like crazy. Is it because it's uncomfortable, or because the exploration of her ear with a warm, waxy substance just ...

Okay, that's enough. If you really have nothing better to do, watch it:

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