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In news only slightly less weird and relevant than Rachel Uchitel being hired by Extra, Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman is throwing a huge 23rd birthday bash in NYC.

Hailey, whose big day is February 19, pokes fun at the age difference between her and Jon on her party invitation, titled "Black out or get out." We don't really get it.

She sent the invite to more than 3,000 people on Facebook.

"Come out and party for my 23rd. I may be turning 23, but I feel like 32. Come help me remember what it's like to be 23, aka young and fabulous again," she writes.

The newly single Hailey Glassman just wrapped a photo shoot for Steppin' Out magazine and is all ready to party next week at Quo, one of the city's hottest sports.

The venue has hosted celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stefani, and Diddy in the past. She assures invitees the "real Hailey" is back. So ... this is the fake Hailey?

Hard Ass Hailey

Hailey Glassman wants you to come party! Girl fashions herself as kind of a bad ass ... and she definitely is a loose cannon. Definitely in Jon Gosselin's league.

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While Tiger Woods tries to piece his life back together, isn't it nice to see his most famous mistress using her promiscuity to land a new job?

Sources confirm that Extra has hired Rachel Uchitel as a special correspondent. Her qualifications as a reporter? She has slept with Woods, Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz.

Said a representative for this shameless entertainment news program:

"A very special episode of 'The Hot List' airs this coming weekend on Extra Weekend, including Rachel Uchitel as "Extra's" 'ultimate insider,' who will report on what's hot in Hollywood on this week's episode."

Insert your preferred, easy punchline now. We'll go with either: Numerous male celebrities would agree, it's ultimately a cinch to get insider her.

OR:

You better get checked for STDs, The Hot List, you aren't exactly the first thing Uchitel has been on recently.

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Yesterday, we showered Angelina Jolie with praise due to her personal involvement in so many charitable causes, the latest of which being the earthquake in Haiti.

For irrational, jealous reasons, however, many haters commented that Jolie only pretends to care about the less fortunate because it helps her image.

There's no proof of this, merely the assumption that someone who once acted strangely (i.e. wore a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck) couldn't possibly have a selfless bone in her body. We find this narrow-minded and absurd.

But even if we were to grant the premise that Jolie has ulterior motives for her actions, we ask readers: SO WHAT?

Does that make her money any less helpful to the charities it is given to? Does this make her presence any less inspiring to the Haitians she visited this week?

Jolie in Haiti

Instead of taking wild guesses about what's going on inside Angelina's mind and heart, why not look at the actions themselves:

She and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to relief efforts in Haiti. She visited the SOS NGO Village for children in Port-au-Prince yesterday, along with the Doctors Without Borders hospital in the region.

You want to believe this is all some calculated PR move? Go right ahead, even though we pity you for taking such a cynical, negative stance.

But in an era where Kim Kardashian is admired by millions for posing on the red carpet, isn't it refreshing to see Jolie on the front lines of poverty, regardless of her internal motivations for being there?

The people of Haiti sure think so. Watch their reaction to Angelina in the video below.

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In a new interview with Playboy, John Mayer makes sure to say that he's NOT a douchebag.

He then spends the entire interview proving why so many people consider him to be a giant douchebag.

We'll let Mayer dig his own douchey grave below, as he recounts what it was like to sleep with Jessica Simpson and why he and Jennifer Aniston broke up...

On sex with Simpson: That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy... It was like sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*ckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f*cking you.'"

On Aniston: That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.

On their break-up: There was a rumor that I'd been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter... She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction.

THG note: In other words... that was it.

Douche on the Mic

On current sex life: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops.

On NOT being a douchebag: From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douchebag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That's f*cked up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f*cking. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f*ck you.'

John, your dating life has nothing to do with the public's perception of you. What might make people think you're a douchebag?

Rambling, nonsensical interviews about masturbation and sexual napalm that make you sound like an attention-hungry tool. Or, to use a more apt description: a douchebag.

** UPDATE: WHOA! New excerpts from the interview have been leaked, and they paint Mayer as far more than just a douchebag. Read below.

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While Kim Kardashian is off celebrating the Saints Super Bowl victory with Reggie Bush, it sounds like her sister has far more pressing issues to deal with in her relationship.

If you believe skeezy supermarket tabloids, that is.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly claims Kourtney has been betrayed - sorry, BETRAYED! - by her baby's daddy, Scott Disick.

As you can see, the cover claims that Scott was caught with another woman and Kourtney discovered suspcious text messages on his phone, Elin Nordegren style.

The odds of either of these stories being backed up with evidence? Lower than Jake Pavelka actually marrying this season's winner on The Bachelor.

The odds that the Kardashian PR team paid to have this cover story made, in order for Kourtney to deny it and garner sympathy/attention? Very high.

There actually might be some legitimacy to accusations that Disick is not the father of Mason Dash, though. Rumors that Michael Girgenti actually implanted his semen into Kourtney started to spread in December.

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Will Ali Fedotowsky return to The Bachelor after her dramatic, not-at-all-staged exit on Monday's "shocking" episode? All signs obviously point to a contrived yes.

Ali, a 25-year-old advertising account manager with Facebook in San Francisco, Ca., abruptly left at the end of this week's Bachelor episode to return to her position.

After Fedotowsky's boss gave her an ultimatum - quit the show or lose your job - Bachelor star Jake Pavelka wouldn't "guarantee" he'd give her the final rose.

So Ali up and left ... but for how long?!?

"We haven't seen or heard the last from Ali," host / pimp Chris Harrison says. "I think everyone saw that it was unresolved when she left. You could tell that they both definitely were falling in love with each other, if not already."

"Tey're definitely not done talking about this with each other."

Ali Fedotowsky and Jake Pavelka

SO SAD: Chris says Jake "has strong feelings" for Ali Fedotowsky.

"Jake said it was tough to watch her leave again last night," Harrison recalled. "I asked if he considered promising Ali that she was the one so she would stay, and Jake said, 'Well, she wasn't the one. She was one of the front runners.'"

"He said she needed to decide on her own and he didn't want to be desperate and beg, but he really didn't want her to go," and Ali certainly struggled with the choice.

"She loves her job and we tried to make it work, but in the end her boss said you've got to choose," he says. "Do you want to do the show or do you want your job?"

He adds that fans shouldn't give her a hard time: "You want to be the romantic, but you can't fault her for loving her career." Especially not in this economy, right?

That leaves Vienna Girardi, Tenley Molzahn and Gia Allemand fighting for Jake's final rose ... unless Ali makes a surprise return, as hinted in next week's preview.

Who should Jake Pavelka choose on The Bachelor?

 

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Dr. Conrad Murray, who was charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson, is planning on returning to everyday life while awaiting trial.

The doctor will soon be back at work, Dr. Murray's spokesperson, Miranda Sevcik, confirmed. The Houston-based physician will be heading back there shortly.

"Dr. Murray is still in L.A. He is planning to leave to go back to work in a few days," she said. Why anyone would see that dude as a patient, we can't imagine.

Conrad Murray posted $75,000 bail and slipped out of court Monday, dodging an angry mob of Michael Jackson fans that greeted him outside his arraignment.

Judge Keith Schwartz placed limitations on Dr. Murray's medical practice, explicitly telling Dr. Murray to not administer, prescribe or possess the drug Propofol.

That powerful anesthetic is believed to have caused the death of the icon in June, evidenced by LAPD investigating and the Michael Jackson autopsy report.

Judge Schwartz also told Dr. Murray he was not to heavily sedate anyone. It's amazing he's even allowed to practice, but he is innocent until proven guilty.

Dr. Murray's next court appearance is April 5, at which time a judge will set a date for the preliminary hearing to determine when and if he will stand trial.

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Lying about pregnancy is sooooo last week. The new attention-grabbing fad?

Inventing a stalker! Isn't that right, Tila Tequila?

With buzz dying down over her fake baby, the extraordinarily troubled celebrity has resorted to a new story in order to remain in the news: someone is supposedly stalking her.

Police cars were summoned to Tila's San Fernando Valley house yesterday, as they responded to a distress call from the reality TV star. She claimed there was a man in a car sitting outside her property and that he had been there for two weeks.

Dangerous Kiss

In a stunning turn of events, though, officers searched the scene and found no trace of anyone. But Tila insists she's telling the truth.

"There's been a psycho stalker and he's getting closer to my door and tried to get in," she lied to Radar Online. "He's been sitting in the rain for days trying to say hi to me. He put his eye up to my door and was trying to peek in."

Hmmm... we wonder if he saw her making love to her baby daddy in that case.

Last April, Tequila claimed someone broke into her home and posted messages on her Twitter account. Police were suspicious because the messages were actually coherent and full of truth, but no arrests were made.

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Rumors are swirling that if you drive down I-35 in Minnesota, you'll see a billboard featuring a smiling George W. Bush accompanied by the question "Miss me yet?"

This was initially discredited as a photoshopped hoax, but it's real. But the dual mysteries surrounding who paid for the ad, and their motivation, remain.

The President of the United States

Are they Obama supporters sarcastically hoping to remind people about George W., or Bush fans sincerely yearning for the "good" days of the past administration?

Mary McNamara, the manager at the Minneapolis office of Schubert & Hoey Outdoor Advertising, the company which owns and leases out the billboard, says:

"The ad was purchased by a group of small business owners who wish to remain anonymous." However, "some people in the group were Obama supporters."

McNamara added that the message the group hoped to convey was one of "Hope and change, where is it?" She went on to say that she has yet to receive any negative feedback about the ad, which has been up for a few weeks.

Not everyone buys that. Cindy Erickson, the chairwoman of the Democratic Party in Chisago County, where the billboard is located, suspects the ad's funders are in actuality conservative activists posing as Obama supporters.

"I don't have any idea who did it, but my thought was that they're Tea Party people," she said. "Regardless, it's been the subject of many conversations around here."

Minnesota was a "blue" state in '08, but Chisago is part of a Republican-leaning string of suburban counties that Obama lost about 55-45 in the presidential election.

While it's subject to interpretation, Obama has been under fire (and hitting back) of late. Has George W., however unwittingly, joined Sarah Palin in laying into him?

What do you think of the Bush billboard?

 

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Snooki has found love.

With a personal trainer at Gold’s Gym in New Haven, Connecticut.

Anybody out there the slightest bit surprised with this development? Didn't think so. The "lucky" man is 21-year-old Emilio Masella, also known as Emilio Antonio.

“We met on Facebook over a year ago,” Masella tells People. “We started talking online again before the show even started airing and started hanging out again.”

A few days ago, Masella said he and Snooki, also known as Nicole Polizzi, began being "exclusive." “We have a lot in common,” he says. “Our features, I think."

"It’s really weird but we do [look alike]. It’s cute though!”

Just the word we would have chosen ...

Snooki Polizzi

Emilio Masella and Snooki: Made for each other.

In their spare time, the couple goes to parties and clubs for her official appearances, but, “When she’s not working, we watch movies and relax so she can be normal for once. … We wanted to go see Dear John but we didn’t have time!”

While he's fine with the amount of attention his famous girlfriend gets, he admits that “after awhile, it does get annoying, but it’s all right - it’s kind of expected.”

Despite all the fame and flashbulbs that surround Snooki, Masella says he likes her for who she is, not the "character" portrayed on the MTV show Jersey Shore.

“Honestly, I think that what they show on the show, that’s not really her,” he says. “She’s actually really sweet and down-to-earth. It doesn’t show her other side.”

“She really just speaks what on her mind. She tells it how it is, which is nice. She likes me for me. A lot of girls hit on me for how I look, but she got to know me.”

Emilio Masella also says that while he’s just now begun calling her his “girlfriend,” he’s already met her parents and may even appear on Season 2 of Jersey Shore.

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