We really wish we were making this up.

But an opera based on the life, and premature death, of Anna Nicole Smith has opened in London. Titled "Anna Nicole," it premiered at the Royal Opera House last night and features Eva-Maria Westbroek in the lead role.

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Marysol Patton is off to a stellar start as a reality star.

The Real Housewives of Miami cast member was busted on suspicion of drunk driving in January 2010, according to the Florida State Attorney's Office. She avoided jail time by pleading no contest to a lesser charge of reckless driving.

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Michael Lohan has just reached out to fellow embattled celeb dad Billy Ray Cyrus in an open letter. We have no earthly idea why, so don't even ask.

Billy Ray raised eyebrows earlier this week when he told GQ that Satan and daughter Miley's star-making gig on Hannah Montana ruined his family.

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Relax. What happened between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night isn't necessarily what our headline leads you to believe.

Or maybe it is. Sam's Twitter really makes you wonder!

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Man. For a few days there, everything was fine between Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett.

They posed on a tabloid cover, they claimed they were expecting another child, they put to rest rumors of a divorce. But something went terribly wrong in the past week, forcing Kendra to tell her man, in loud, upper case letters: IT'S OVER!

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