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After six seasons of drama, The Hills ended its run on MTV in appropriate fashion, with cameras panning back to expose just how manufactured that drama is.

More on that in a little bit.

Delux Kristin Pic

Supposedly, Kristin Cavallari is moving to Europe, because she "needs a change." Note: she never went to Europe, and she never pined for Brody Jenner. At all.

Elsewhere, Lo and Scott move in together, Audrina decided to get a new house by the beach, and Stephanie is kinda dating that guy Josh now, if anyone cares.

Nowhere to be found, except dressed like an old man outside the finale party? Spencer Pratt. Here's THG's recap of Tuesday's series finale of The Hills ...

FINAL FOUR: The female stars of The Hills at the series finale party.

Stephanie Pratt tells the girls she is happy with her life, while Audrina Patridge says she's still trying to figure hers out. When is she NOT trying to do that? Minus 4.

Brody plays golf with the guys and says he didn't realize things with Kristin would take the turn they did. Yeah, the scripts are sometimes pretty surprising. Plus 5.

Kristin tells Stacie about Brody's girlfriend and admits she's "bummed." We are too. They won't even mention Avril Lavigne by name, and he can do better. Minus 3.

Lo and Scott move in together. Cute. Plus 6, despite the obvious fact they're just looking to kill time with Stephanie and Lo, bit players for much of the series.

"Bored" Kristin tells Brody she's moving to Europe (LOL) for the summer or maybe longer (ROTFL). Naturally, she's having a big goodbye bash with cameras! Plus 8.

Not even an acknowledgment of Spencer Pratt and/or Heidi Montag, Hills? Where did they even go? Did Adam DiVello have Heidi bumped off? We worry. Minus 20.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON? If so, contact local authorities.

Brody finally arrives and says he didn't understand her feelings. Kristin is tearful as Brody says he'll miss her. "Don't leave," he pleads. She wipes a tear away from his supposedly sad face and hugs him. Kristin even says this is a crock. Minus 34.

Audrina isn't going to Kristin's because she wants to move away from the "scene" and avoid bumping into Justin-Bobby. We'd steer clear of the stench too. Plus 7.

Scott to Lo, who he says he would marry right now: "It takes a while to find the right person and you are perfect." Minus 11. Just propose if you're serious, dude.

As Kristin speeds off, cameras focus on Brody with the Hollywood sign behind him ... but it was only a painting, later revealed to show the camera crew and staff. Then the cameras stop rolling, Kristin gets out of the limo and hugs Brody, despite the bull$h!t regarding her leaving. What a giant Eff You to fans. Plus 100.

FINALE TOTAL: +54. SEASON TOTAL: +13.

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Selena Gomez is making like Miley Cyrus.

No, the teenager isn't ditching pants or putting out a failed album.

But Selena is leaving the TV show that made her famous, announcing this week her plans to exit Wizards of Waverly Place when its fourth season concludes.

“Unfortunately, I’m doing my last season of my show, which I’m really heartbroken about. That’s gonna be a terrible time for me,” the 17-year old told MTV.

Gomez has played Alex Russo on the Disney Channel series since its pilot episode.

Pic of Selena

However, just because Gomez is walking away from the small screen doesn't mean she's leaving the role of Alex forever.

“I’m gonna do a movie for my show, which I’ll be excited to end it with, and then a tour,” she said.

Selena has made news recently for her life away from the set. She briefly dated Nick Jonas, only to break up with him in April. That's right, teenage male readers: this pretty star is available!

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The second season of The City came to an end last night. Is Whitney Port's relationship with Kelly Cutrone also over after the events we just saw play out?

When Whitney is approached by a PR woman, she quickly gets in over her head and finds herself torn between a new opportunity and her loyal supporter.

What will she decide? Here's THG's +/- recap ...

Kelly thinks it might be too early to be doing press because Whitney Port could actually end up with more orders than she can handle. Sage words. Plus 4.

Joe has Louise interview Karolina Kurkova. Keith thinks Louise has more of a TV style and Olivia's subdued approach is better for Elle.com. Really? Minus 1.

GOLDEN GIRL: Somehow, Olivia Palermo is in Elle's good books.

In Tokyo, the editor-in-chief suggests Olivia should appear on stage with the designers at a party that night so Akiko can ask her about her style. No way that would happen if she weren't on an MTV reality show, but neat! Plus 6.

Roxy Olin tells Zach she is angry about Whitney. Girl, get over it. Minus 2.

Whitney meets Alison Brod, owner of Alison Brod PR, who says they will do everything they can for Whitney Eve line if she hires them. Thin ice, Whit ... Minus 3.

Erin asks Joe who will be the new face of Elle's website. He says he hasn't decided yet, but he's hearing some great things about what Olivia is doing in Japan. Erin blatantly lobbies for Louise by mentioning her other job offer. Plus 4.

Kelly calls Whitney into her office. Dun-dun-dunnnnn!! Plus 5.

PORT OF CALL: Will Whitney jump ship from Kelly Cutrone's tutelage?

Alison has been telling people that Whitney fired Kelly and hired her. Whitney quickly apologizes and Kelly says that Alison's claims are making her look like an ambitious idiot, but Kelly's right, she got herself into this mess. Minus 4.

At a boardroom meeting, Joe announces that Olivia Palermo will be the new face of the Elle website and says he is sorry for Louise to be leaving. Erin Kaplan is not happy. "Are you OK with that?" asks Olivia with a smile. Plus 8, b!tch.

Roxy later tells Whitney that her loyalty is to Kelly. "If you sign with Alison things will change with you and Kelly," warns young Ms. Olin. Such integrity! Plus 3.

Seemingly unclear of what to do, Whitney appears deep in thought as Roxy walks away ... think this was dramatized at all? Minus 5, because we assume so.

FINALE TOTAL: +9. SEASON TOTAL: +5.

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You've gotta love reality TV.

On Monday night, Bravo aired an epic fight between Danielle Staub and Teresa Giudice. It eventually resulted in Jacqueline Laurita’s 19-year-old daughter (Ashley Holmes) ripping out the former's weave.

This confrontation actually took place in November, however, as it was documented at the time and Holmes was forced by the court to pay a $189 fine. Case closed, right?

Wrong says Staub's lawyer, Paul Giblin. Speaking to Hollywood Life, he said of the incident:  “We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well.”

Don't You Ever!

First, we'll need a few minutes to stop laughing over the concept that anything could defame Staub at this point. Pretty sure her arrest record and sex tape have done that on their own already.

Second, any case Staub and her lawyer wished to have brought against her castmates would have been filed months ago. This incident is old news. It was simply shown to the world this week, on a series for which Staub makes hundreds of thousands of dollars to appear.

This makes Giblin's concluding comments positivelty hilarious:

“We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved... We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows... This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”

If Giblin is referring to the gang of Bravo writers that came up with this storyline, then he's absolutely correct.

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Devon James says Tiger Woods fathered her love child.

A DNA test proved otherwise ... or so we were informed.

Tiger Woods wants Devon James' paternity claim thrown out because another guy was already determined to be the father, according to a 2002 test ... but that other guy is now saying he never even took a DNA test. Pretty bizarre.

As we previously reported, documents filed back in 2002 show there is a 99.9 percent chance that Pele Watkins fathered Devon James' son Austin T. James.

Not the case, says Pele.

Devon James demands Tiger Woods take a paternity test. The golfer has obviously not done so, as all evidence has pointed to him not being the father of her son.

In an August 1, 2009, letter Watkins, writing from prison, tells James he never took a DNA test. At one point he wrote, "They will never get DNA from me."

He closes the letter, "I never took a DNA test but tell your mom I will fight her for messing wit [sic] me in jail." Well, that really clears everything up there.

Sources say Devon plans to file the letter with the court in response to Tiger's motion to dismiss the case, indicating that she's likely to press on with it.

It's almost like she's still dragging this out for money or something.

What do you think: Tiger's kid?

 

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Last night, fans said goodbye to The Hills as the very last episode of the hit MTV reality show aired. We'll have our full recap of it for you in a little bit.

The sideshow taking place was an entirely different matter. To mark the end of an error era, the cast gathered for a live show broadcast in Hollywood.

Spencer Pratt? Not invited.

Unsurprisingly, the fame-hungry outcast turned up anyway outside the Hotel Roosevelt, disguised in a gray wig and beard, wrinkles and a large gut.

Pretty funny, but also sad that he's resorted to such gimmicks. Desperate for attention much? It's like a pathetic, last gasp at any kind of relevance.

  • Homeless Spencer
  • Old Man Spencer

OLD AND GRAY: The Hills certainly felt that way by the end. Perhaps this is Spencer Pratt's point? Nah, he just wants attention. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It wasn't long ago that Spencer caused the commotion. Now he clamors for attention across the street while the real action takes place inside.

Spencer was escorted out by security after trying to enter.

How the mighty have fallen. We're also pretty sure that's his sidekick Emilio Masella, a.k.a. Snooki's ex-boyfriend, behind him and to his right.

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Having already worn an Animal skirt and an ensemble of Kermit the Frog dolls last year, Lady Gaga is not opposed to melding high fashion and stuffed animals.

The outrageous star traded in her favorite Muppets for another childhood icon last night, though: Hello Kitty! The occasion? Tuesday's episode of Double Exposure.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

Lady Gaga elevated Hello Kitty to a sexy new level while shooting the 35th Anniversary campaign for the character at the London shoot for the Bravo series.

Famed photographers Markus Klinko and Indrani (who was linked to Lindsay Lohan recently) chronicled the shoot with the "Alejandro" singer in all her glory.

The songstress and girlfriend of Luc Carl donned a custom gown adorned with stuffed Hello Kitty dolls and accessories, from sky-high pumps to a bedazzled belt.

What do you think? Take a look and vote below ...

Lady Gaga's Hello Kitty dress is ...

 

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are on board the celebrity wedding train.

Cruz's rep confirmed that the Oscar-winning actors, who have collaborated on screen, made their personal collaboration official by tying the knot in the Bahamas earlier this month. The pair got hitched in front of family members in a small ceremony.

The Spanish stars first met in 1992 during the filming of Jamón, Jamón, then joining forces again just two years ago in Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Penelope Cruz scored a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in the 2008 Woody Allen film, playing Bardem's needy, disturbed ex-wife.

Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem Picture

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have wed!

Javier Bardem had snagged the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor the previous year for his brilliant work as a creepy murderer in No Country for Old Men.

While Cruz had previously been romantically linked to stars Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey, her relationship with Bardem has been low-key.

The pair got engaged last year, but very little was made about that. Then their wedding took place with no publicity at all ... we respect that!

Up next, Cruz will appear in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, playing Johnny Depp's love interest in the seafaring franchise.

Bardem will soon be bringing some big-screen heat of his own when he stars in this summer's Julia Roberts vehicle, Eat, Pray, Love.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were not engaged for long, but long enough for the former Hooters girl to cheat on him with her ex-boyfriend.

Or so Lee Smith claims, at least.

Smith, whose sexy, misspelled emails to Vienna were leaked last week, says rekindled his physical relationship with Vienna 10 days before her split from Jake.

Lee claims it began when she visited her Florida home because of her sick dog - an ugly topic between Jake and Vienna in their epic fight on The Bachelorette.

"We were in my truck hooking up, her shirt was off and Jake just kept calling over and over again," Lee told Radar Online in a hilarious, exclusive interview.

Vienna Girardi, Boyfriend

Lee drove Vienna back to her car she came up with an excuse.

He says that as he was in the process of trying to sex up Vienna in his truck, "she said, 'I can't just ignore his calls or he'll freak out and call every minute.'"

"She's an amazing liar. She picked up the phone and started yawning and pretending she was sleeping," Lee said of Jake's final rose recipient. Diabolical.

Smith says Vienna began calling him just one month after she got engaged on The Bachelor. "At first, she would just tell me she missed me," Lee recalls.

"Then she asked me to break up with my girlfriend because she couldn't imagine me having sex with another woman" as she and Jake weren't intimate.

"She told me, 'I couldn't see myself having a child with anyone but you. And then I asked her how she could tell me this while she was engaged to someone else. And she told me, 'It's not going to work out. We don't even have sex anymore.'"

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Pour out some of your Colt 45 for the poof.

"I haven't worn the poof in awhile," Jersey Shore star Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, told E! this week of her signature look. "To be honest, I'm getting tired of it."

Does that mean it's about to be retired?

"I've been wearing it since I was 16, now everyone expects me to wear the poof," Snooki said. "I don't want to be predictable. I want to be different. That's why I've started to do the tease, the curl and pretty much just a different look."

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  • Nicole Polizzi Photo

POOF, NO POOF: Sad as that is, at least she won't go blonde.

"Ew, no!" she said. "I am not a blonde. I may act like one, but I'm no blonde!"

So true. Meanwhile, Snooki & Co. are flying back to the Garden State to finish filming Jersey Shore (see the Season 2 trailer here) in Seaside Heights.

"We have a lot of bodyguards and cops around us because it's just going to be insane," Snooki said. "I don't even know how it's all going to work. I'll be scared if a couple of guys come and try to fight us. God forbid I get hit again."

"That's the last straw and I'm going home. It's not worth it. But I think overall we're going to be safe," she added. "We're going to have a good time."

Amen. Poof or no poof, the Jersey Shore quotes are gonna be hilarious and at least 10-12 people are gonna get arrested trying to fight these guidos.

July 29 can't get here fast enough.

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