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One Tree Hill? Try One Police Plaza!

Actor Antwon Tanner has just been sentenced to three months in prison after selling social security numbers to an undercover detective in a sting operation.

Tanner, who has uttered many cheesy One Tree Hill quotes as basketball coach Skills on the show, pleaded guilty back in August 2009 to the alleged offense.

He gave out more than a dozen social security numbers for $10,000.

NO SKILLS: What would Nathan and Haley say, Antwon?

Tanner claims he was only the "middleman," but the judge ordered him to jail beginning on April 30. Following his sentence, he will serve five months home detention.

The actor described the incident as "an embarrassment" to his family and fans. His lawyer blamed it on "stupidity." Hard to argue with either of those assessments.

Does the CW really pay that little, though? Tanner reportedly suffered financial problems in recent years and lost a $1 million house in California to foreclosure.

Always helps when you pay your California mortgage loan, A.

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Larry Platt - sorry, General Larry Platt - made quite an impression on American Idol viewers last night.

The 63-year old ended the Atlanta auditions' broadcast with a single titled "Pants on the Ground." It's quickly become an Internet and Twitter sensation.

But who the heck is this guy? And how did he end up on the show? The Atlanta Journal-Constitution tracked Platt down and asked him a few questions over the phone. Apparently, he...

... "loved" his depiction on Idol. I thought it played "real good."

... thought of the song spontaneously three years ago when he saw a guy walking through downtown Atlanta with a baby in his arm and his pants slipping below his hips. “He had his underwear showing,” Platt said.

Larry Platt

... was shot in the eye when he was three.

... refers to himself as “General” because "I'm a general of the civil rights movement." Records show that he did march with Martin Luther King Jr. and Hosea Williams in the 1960s.

... condluded the interview by saing: “Be a man. Don’t be walking around showing yourself to the world! I don’t think that’s right!”

Amen, General. Amen.

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Those mom jeans and fat Jessica Simpson pictures are so last year.

The singer ... actress ... whatever she is totally got back into killer shape again and she’s crediting boxing as having her reached her weight loss goals.

There's little doubt that Jessica's bod is rockin' again.

Exhibit A: The flattering black dress she stepped out in Wednesday night for a dinner date with friends in Los Angeles. Gotta give credit where due:

  • In Shape Jessica
  • Jess Gets Buff

The 2010 version of Jessica Simpson is leaner and meaner!

Jess Tweeted this week: "Boxing changed my life! I have so much energy and it cured my insomnia. Although I don't think I can get out of bed I'm SO sore."

Simpson, whose ex-loves include Nick Lachey, John Mayer and Tony Romo, is also reportedly happy and in love with her new flame, rocker Billy Corgan. Really.

We're glad she's doing better and not sitting around jamming candles in her ear. You can chalk up her big turnaround to boxing at the gym. The only drawback?

"Dear elderly man at the gym," she Tweets. "its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts."

You heard her, naked old guy at the gym. You're on notice.

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Taylor Swift had an incredible 2009.

How did she celebrate the best year of her life? By taking January off.

"I have walked on snow-covered grass and discovered new coffee shops and laughed hysterically with friends about things that probably weren’t technically funny. I’ve written songs on napkins and sat at a giant table with my whole family on my mother’s birthday, all of us in one place for the first time in too long. I’ve gotten to take what has happened to me and process it to my full capability, and celebrate it the way it deserved to be celebrated.”

Awww, good for T. Swizzle! She's also let fans in a bit, posing the following images from the month that was:

In conclusion, Taylor wrote:

“I’ve made new music. I’ve gone over the memories and jumped up and down with my producer and floated around with nothing on my schedule other than just appreciating what my life has somehow turned into. So thank you for giving me so much to be thankful for this January. Thank you beyond what I know how to say.”

No, thank YOU, Taylor, for being such a grounded, normal, appreciative superstar.

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Kate Gosselin is apparently not a fan of her new $7,000 hair extensions and yearns for the comforting old days of the dead opossum she fashioned on her head.

Why, we have no idea.

The 34-year-old divorcee marked the start of the new year by trading in her "signature" look for new hair extensions that reportedly took 20 hours of work.

As far as she's concerned, that was 20 hours wasted.

She hates it!" a source tells Us Weekly. "She thinks her hair looks over­-processed and damaged. She's afraid people will think she's one of Tiger's bimbos!"

  • Kate Gosselin Hair Extensions
  • Getting Thin Fast

So much for starting over. Kate Gosselin says "I hate my hair!"

Bringing Tiger Woods' women into this? Just uncalled for. And hilarious. Also not fans of Kate's new look? Twins Cara and Mady, 9, who shrieked "Eww!"

"They started laughing," says a source. "Kate cried in her room."

But not all hope is lost. Gosselin has reportedly hired a stylist visit her Pennsylvania home to coach her on how to care for her new, made-over look.

"Kate has been trying different things," the insider dished. "Headbands, ponytails, even a Farrah Fawcett–style 'do. She's just not sure what she wants."

At least there was no conflict about ditching Jon Gosselin.

Which look do you think best suits Kate?

 

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In February 2009, Rihanna reluctantly posed for a less then glamorous photo shoot down at the Los Angeles police station. She could barely open her eyes at the time.

What a difference a year makes.

Her relationship with Chris Brown is a thing of the past, she's got a new album out and climbing the charts, and RiRi is flat-out sizzling on the cover of W Magazine.

Matt Kemp is one lucky fella ...

  • Rihanna W Cover
  • Black and W

Of her new album, Rated R, she says it's fittingly titled.

"This was a different type of record for me. It was really personal; it was from me in the most authentic way. It’s like a movie, hence the title," Rihanna explains.

"When I was making this album, every day I was in a different mood. Sometimes I was pissed off, sometimes miserable. Every song brings out a different story.”

As with many Rihanna pictures we've come across lately, she looks pissed off, a little miserable and quite outrageous ... but hot! Click to enlarge ...

  • Tough as Nails
  • R and B Star
  • RiRi Topless
  • RiRi in W
  • Topless Rihanna
  • Thumb Sucker

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Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and teenage daughter Bristol Palin both chose to have babies under tough circumstances. The decisions they made were honorable.

Posing with their sons on the cover of In Touch? Not so much!

It's hard to imagine a major political figure deciding it's smart to appear on the cover of a celebrity gossip magazine - a C-grade one at that - for credibility's sake.

This is not a sexist remark. We'd scratch our heads if Barack Obama were on the cover too ... next to Angie's "dangerous pregnancy" and Rachel Zoe's "scary diet" ...

They Chose Life

Bristol and Sarah Palin chose life ... and big paychecks!

Bristol Palin didn’t know what she was in for when Levi Johnston hit it without protection and knocked her up in 2008. But she gave birth to Tripp in December 2008.

Just a year earlier, at the age of 44, Sarah Palin carried her son Trig to term, even after she was told during a sonogram that he would be born with Down syndrome.

Now, the mother and daughter are sharing a unique experience - raising their baby boys together under the same roof and telling this fine publication all about it.

“The last few years have been unreal and surreal,” Sarah tells In Touch.

From our vantage point, we couldn't agree more.

Bristol Palin, Nude Tripp Johnston

Tripp sure is a cutie! And looks like Levi!

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You'll never believe this, but Tila Tequila has posted many messages on her Twitter account over the last 12 hours.

These rants are based around the troubled star's pregnancy claim, as she feigns morning sickness, along with the pimping out of her new celebrity gossip blog.

As the photo at the bottom of this post reveals, the pictires on Tila's lame site look an awful lot like ones published each day by her supposed arch enemy, Perez Hilton. But we'll get to that shortly.

First, Tequila's most recent Tweets, nauseating, exploitive word for nauseating, exploitive word...

  • can't sleep. So I freestyle blog about my thoughts and feelings.
  • I'll blog more when I'm not so tired. I actually passed out half way and woke myself back up 2 blog!
Tweet from Tila
  • LOL....this is going to be funny! You'll love it! Way better than Piggy Perez website... BRB I'm bloggin.....yay!
  • Well what do u guys think I should do right now? U do want to see me exercise my bloggin skills? I can do it right now & show u whn im done
  • so much work to do. Must numb myself in order to keep it moving. There's an Empire to run. My Record Label & My Celebrity Gossip Blog! yay!

Hmmm... for someone that says she hates Perez Hilton, Tila sure copies his amateur, immature style of drawing on photos. Below, Tequila shows just how creative she can be when writing about Stephanie Pratt:

Perez Wannabe

Drawing a penis on a picture? It doesn't get much funnier than that!!!

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Mark down the date, Adam Lambert fans:

January 19.

This Tuesday, everyone's favorite American Idol runner-up will be the main guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, as rumors of this "once-in-a-lifetime" event have been verified. In fact, Lambert taped his interview and performance in Chicago yesterday.

We'll reveal more about Lambert and Oprah's conversation as the days go by, but for now, we can confirm that it touches on the following topics:

  • Simon Cowell's departure from American Idol;
  • Adam's life before and after his run on the show;
  • And, of course, his controversial performance at the American Music Awards.

The crooner will also perform "Whataya Want from Me" for the studio audience and television viewers; while he'll briefly be joined on the episode by another chart-topper: Susan Boyle.

Commence screams of excitement in 3... 2... 1...

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Calling Courtney Love insane is like calling Jersey Shore trashy, The Bachelor fake, Tila Tequila a publicity whore, or Robert Pattinson a hunk. It goes without saying.

Just the same, certain entertaining topics are worth revisiting.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

Having returned to Twitter and posted topless photos of herself inexplicably this week, Courtney is now lashing out against the custody situation with her daughter.

Frances Bean Cobain, 17, is now in the custody of her grandmother, Kurt Cobain's mom. The reasons are a bit unclear, but Love's abusive behavior is a good guess.

The former Hole lead singer now insists, via Twitter of course, that "all this s--t with the bean needs to be exposed for what it is right f--king NOW enough."

Well put.

This woman needs a psychiatrist and sedatives, ASAP.

"they sqUEESED MY BANK ACCOUNTS so that they were frozen," Love claims, "because they know im going to sue the holy s--t out of them and now are…crocodiling my kid whose better than this seriously she was raised too well to be bought."

The targets of Courtney's Tweeting wrath, at least the parts that make sense, are Frances' grandma, Kimberly Dawn Cobain, and her aunt Wendy O'Connor.

The late Kurt Cobain's mom and sister have a temporary restraining order (until a hearing January 22) barring Love from contacting Frances Bean Cobain.

Suffice it to say, Courtney is not pleased with this.

"Well shes a 'ward of the court' now have fun with that one and im severely lonely without my best friend and no am not on drugs BTW," Love ranted.

"she doesnt understand the peril she has put herself into or that im not mad at her just really dissapointed shed betray me or her father. i just lost the house i wanted cos they think im on drugs and worse, really gnarly s--t!"

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

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