You never know where a terrorist threat may be nowadays.

If there is ever a potentially catastrophic matter of national security involving a portable toilet, rest assured, the United States Armed Forces will have it covered.

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Breaking Dawn opens on November 18.

And in case the abs of Taylor Lautner, the smile of Robert Pattinson and that creepy baby kicking inside the womb of Kristen Stewart are not reasons enough to start lining up for opening night right at this very moment, The CW is here to help.

Posted in: The Vampire Diaries

Penn State wide receivers coach Mike McQueary, who witnessed Jerry Sandusky allegedly rape a boy in the team's locker room in 2002, won't coach this weekend.

Out of fear for McQueary's safety, the coach, who somehow still has a job, will not be on the field when the embattled Nittany Lions take on Nebraska tomorrow.

Posted in: Sports

The Stereo Hoggz survived one appearance in the bottom two on The X Factor last week, successfully singing for their lives and avoiding elimination.

But the second time was not the charm for this talented quintet: earlier tonight, they became the second consecutive group to get the boot.

Posted in: The X Factor

Veteran actor Billy Crystal has announced he is replacing Eddie Murphy as host of the 2012 Oscars. It will be his ninth time at the helm of Hollywood's biggest night.

"Am doing the Oscars so the young woman in the pharmacy will stop asking my name when I pick up my prescriptions," the 63-year-old Crystal tweeted.

Posted in: Academy Awards