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Kate Walsh pulled double on ABC last night, showing up on Grey's Anatomy and, as always, on Private Practice.

The network hyped the crossover episodes like they were more important than a Presidential summit on nuclear proliferation. Did they meet expectations? Did Eric Dane really get naked? And what as James Franco making love to on 30 Rock?

Our friends at TV Fanatic have all these answers and more in their rundown of Thursday night programming. Follow the links below to get caught up...

  • Addison showed up, while a major couple broke up, on Grey's Anatomy.
  • Pregnancy complications, and a really messy house, were the focus of Private Practice.
  • Jack Black guest-starred on the first Community episode of 2010. So did Owen Wilson, barely.
  • Gob alert! Will Arnett went on a blind date with his real-life wife on Parks and Recreation.
  • Fans were treated to a double dose of 30 Rock. Sort through the episodes now.
  • Parents may have felt extra emotional during last night's installment of Fringe.
  • Finally, a double dose of the trashiness that is Jersey Shore ...
  • ... and a late-night skewering of Jay Leno on his own show.

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NBC continues to dig its own hole.

As if the sheer mess executives have made for themselves in late-night programming isn't ridiculous enough, someone at the network had the brilliant idea last night to invite a rival, funnier talk show host from a different network on to The Jay Leno Show.

The result was uproarious for viewers, and should be an utter embarrassment for Leno.

A day after impersonating Jay on his program, Jimmy Kimmel appeared via satellite for Leno's interview segment "10 at 10." He proceeded to lay into NBC and his competitor, proving that he's much wittier than Jay and taking every shot imaginable at the comedian.

What the heck was NBC thinking with this segment?!? Watch in hilarious disbelief below:

There is one silver lining in this debacle:

The person that has kept Heroes on the air is no longer the dumbest person at NBC!

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Two episodes of Jersey Shore? Back to back? Double fist-pump! The Hollywood Gossip has all the action from Seaside Heights recapped below as only it can.

Last night's seventh and eighth episodes of the season took the trashiness to a new level. Below, we award and deduct points as we deem fit. Let's get to it:

As the first hour gets going, Snooki catches the eye of an attractive non-guido, "Cowboy." He seems to take a liking to her for reasons unknown. Minus 3.

Mike is tapping some trashy chick in the hot tub when Snooki and the Cowboy break it up. That's right, Snooki just cock-blocked The Situation. Plus 10.

We thought the trash bag's friend coming to collect her was a dude. Minus 2.

Sammi lets Ronnie out of his cage for once. The Situation decides to stir up trouble by ratting him out for talking to some girl. D!ck move, Mike. Minus 4.

Duck Phone in Effect

Vinny makes a booty call. Duck phone stizzyle.

The Situation doesn't like Vinny mackin' in on his sister. He also doesn't like Vinny ditching her for the boss' girl Tanya. It's a total Catch (Situation?) 22. Plus 6.

Later, Mike pulls a robbery on Vinny's fake-breasted butter face trash bag, leaving V stunned. What a c*ck, but Even, because you gotta respect the execution.

As if Mike hadn't alienated enough people in one night, he refuses to walk JWoww home from the club because he's workin' on the nightly trash bag. Minus 5.

Plus 10 for JWoww pimp-slapping his ass at home.

Pauly D must confront a Stage 5 Clinger in some Israeli girl that is stalking him. Minus 7, because deep down he was into it and this was kind of wasted time.

Plus 3 for the hilarious phone impression of The Situation in an attempt to throw her off the trail, though. This guy's got The Situation quotes down pat.

Situation and Pauly

The Situation was cruisin' for a bruisin' last night.

Bored and determined to become the most hated man in N.J., Mike plants pickles around Snooki's room. Minus only 1, because a pickle sucker might like that.

Ronnie confronts Mike about his crush on Sammi. Mike says it's obvious "Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten." Plus 12.

After some dudes make fun of Snooki (a recurring theme in New Jersey and across the world), Ronnie gets arrested after he takes exception and knocks one of 'em the f*%k out. Minus 15, because the 'roid rage is off the hook with this guy.

TOTAL: +4! SEASON: +46! We wonder if Mike is really just a caricature of Mike, and doing everything he can to act like a jackass. Either way, we'll totally buy it.

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On March 12, Robert Pattinson does something even more disturbing than smoking cigarettes in a magazine pictoral.

The actor stars in Remember Me as a character that can walk through the sunlight without glistening and make love to his girlfriend without sucking down her blood.

It's a pretty big change from his role as Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga, and so is this: Pattinson's Tyler snuggles up to someone on camera that is NOT Kristen Stewart. We'll give you a few moments to let that sink in (and to send hate mail to Emilie de Ravin)...

Fortunately, one thing remains the same about Pattinson in Remember Me: his dashing good looks. The movie stills below are proof of that...

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Britney Spears is calling BS on reports that she hates her body.

We're glad she set the record straight, because we've been fans of it ever since we got that ... Baby One More Time poster for our dorm room in college.

We may be dating ourselves a bit with that reference, but the point remains that Britney Spears, just like anyone else, has no reason to hate her body.

That's why her official site is calling out recent celebrity gossip reports that she will "always hate" her body. Two words, Look magazine: Puh. Lease.

"See who's full of it," the pop star posted on Twitter after finding a feature in the tabloid that claims to have interviewed the star about her body issues.

Britney Spears takes issues with this bull$hit story.

"I'm a perfectionist, which means I'm never satisfied," the article quotes Spears as saying, even though she didn't. "I always strive for things to be better."

"I think you can be happy with the person on the inside but on the outside, you're always striving for more. That's how you end up driving yourself crazy."

Look also quoted her saying she isn't comfortable in their own skin and doesn't see herself as sexy. Not true, says Britney, and we couldn't agree more.

She also cries foul on the Globe, which claims she is one of a handful of celebs "who'll die next," and takes the National Enquirer to task for claiming she is "headed back to the psych ward" after her father Jamie's conservatorship was extended.

Britney's image is the most carefully-crafted in Hollywood since her problems of 2007-2008, so it's no surprise she's dispelling these erroneous reports.

In the words of many a fan, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

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Ashley Elmore, a.k.a. the second craziest chick on The Bachelor after the bat$h!t insane Michelle, didn’t get a rose on this week's episode of the reality show.

Now that she's gone, she can't wait to sell out Rozlyn Papa.

Elmore says she witnessed flirting between Papa and Ryan Callahan, a Bachelor producer. An alleged "inappropriate relationship" resulted in their dismissals.

She also says she heard her co-stars say they saw Rozlyn was “snuggling” and “cuddling” with Callahan, including lying on a couch with a hand on his thigh!

Wow, she saw flirting and heard about cuddling? Scandal!

“There were red flags,” Elmore says. “No one thought a sexual affair was happening but they thought it was serious enough to bring to producers' attention.”

Ashley Elmore Picture

Both Ashley and Rozlyn got the boot Monday - for different reasons.

Papa insists no sex or even making out took place between her and Callahan, who she admits she is close to. Host Chris Harrison insists that it was physical.

The Bachelor himself, Jake Pavelka, said this week on the Ellen DeGeneres Show that Rozlyn Papa had "an inappropriate physical relationship" with Callahan.

His proof? Some female contestants "came up to me and had seen things going on," he says. Again, the evidence is so damning, we don't know what to say!

Pavelka remained mum when asked how "inappropriate" Papa's dalliances were. Asked if they slept together, he replied "You're going to make me turn red!"

Call us crazy if we're not convinved. Who do you believe?

 

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Advertisers, lawmakers and Garden State residents might have problems with Jersey Shore, but the show clearly appeals to one demographic:

Former young girlfriends of old men.

Asked about the show's star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Holly Madison told E! News: "I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!"

That's one term for her. Would Holly wanna see Snooki nude in the pages of Playboy? Not exactly, but:

"I want to see her in a Midsummer Night's Dream outfit," she said, referring to Hugh Hefner's iconic party at the Playboy Mansion.

  • Holly Photograph
  • Nicole Polizzi Picture
  • Bridget Picture

Bridget Marquardt, meanwhile, echoes her former threesome mate's sentiments.

"She's so funny. She's just being herself and that's just who she is," Bridget said of Polizzi.

As for Jersey Shore in general? Marquardt might not curse like Snooki, but she has the same feelings as the pint-sized, hilarious sex pot when it comes to the MTV series.

"I'm totally addicted. They're like the hottest people in America. They're trainwrecks! I love watching it and we get excited every time there's a new episode. We can't wait to watch."

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There's major irony in NBC's humiliating late-night TV controversy:

By running off Conan O'Brien, NBC has provided the comic with his best material in years. As a result, his ratings are rising and his popularity is soaring... just as he's about to leave the network. It's great.

Conan has held nothing back in his monologues and segments this week, letting his soon-to-be former bosses know exactly how he feels about their amateur handling of The Tonight Show. Last night, though, O'Brien let sidekick Andy Richter take the floor.

Richter stared into the camera and addressed the "TV industry" straight on, alerting it to his monetary woes as a result of (among other things), shelling out $400,000 on a Lutheran Bar Mitzvah for his nine-year old son.

Bottom line: Andy Richter really needs a job. Any job. Watch him hilariously plead for one below.

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Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend named Morgan Christie.

They met while he was on a snowboarding vacation in Park City, Utah, where she has relatives, and the former reality father of eight has already met her family.

Morgan Christie and Jon Gosselin Pic

They must be so proud of their little girl's choice in men.

Jon and his first rebound twentysomething, Hailey Glassman, began dating after he separated from wife Kate, but they too split late last year. He's moving on.

People put together some Morgan Christie fun facts:

  1. She's not stupid: The 25-year-old graduated in 2007 from Emory University, and prior to that, the private Loomis Chaffee School in Connecticut in 2003.
  2. She's a native of Greenwich, Conn., but then moved to Santa Barbara, Calif., where she worked at a store called Blue Bee and a law firm. Sounds great.
  3. She's been engaged: Morgan Christie dated Connor Humphreys, also an Emory alum, after graduation, and they were engaged last year. It's over now.
  4. Fashion is a passion: Growing up "very privileged," according to a friend, her wardrobe is to die for: Herve Leger dresses, Christian Louboutin shoes, etc.
  5. She's tight: With family and friends, that is. Christie spends a lot of time with her family in Park City, even inviting Jon Gosselin to join in on the fun.

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Heidi Montag either has an extremely high opinion of herself, or goes home and laughs with Spencer Pratt about all the absurd stuff they say in interviews for fun.

In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, she claimed her debut album is as good as Michael Jackson's Thriller. As in the single best selling album ever.

A portion of the magazine's Q&A with Heidi Montag is below ...

Q: Why did it take three years to put this album together?

Heidi Montag: Well, I did it independently. If you look back throughout history it used to take that long to put albums together. Now it’s more manufactured.

I really wanted to take my time, and every song means so much to me. Every song was a true journey. I had to track down the songs myself, because it was just Spencer and I doing it independently. We really took our time with every process.

I wanted it to be back to the Thriller days, to that kind of sound. It’s timeless music, so whenever it comes out was the right timing. [trying to stifle laughter]

Signing Autograph

Heidi pretends to sign an autograph. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Q: Do you think Superficial holds up against something like Thriller?

Heidi Montag: I definitely do. I think people might not see it now, because it’s my first album coming out. But I’ve spent as much time – maybe more – than Thriller.

Most artists, it’s not their own money, but I’ve actually gone broke putting every dollar I’ve ever made into this music. [because no record label would sign you]

I have a different appreciation, and a different love of my music than any other artist. Because this is my money. This is my gamble. This is my chance.

Q: You’ve gone broke?

Heidi Montag: Yes. I definitely am. I am. I put every dollar I have into this.

Q: What happens if you don’t earn your money back? [you won't]

Heidi Montag: Go back to selling topless pics to magazines every week. That’s not even a possibility. The songs will make an impact in pop history.

We'd say they already have, based on these poll results.

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