Breaking Dawn opens in theaters across the globe at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT! Or midnight tomorrow, really. Point being: the blockbuster is about to open.

In anticipation, the stars are making every media round imaginable, most notably posing on the red carpet of various premieres. First, there was Los Angeles. (View our album of Nokia Theatre premiere pics NOW.). Next stop? London.

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Cementing its status as the timeliest and least tactful show on TV, South Park turned its sights on the Penn State sex scandal last night on the Season 15 finale.

Even a child rape scandal can't dissuade Trey Parker and Matt Stone, whose South Park quotes went after Joe Paterno, his assistants and the entire program.

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The Justin Bieber baby drama might finally be over.

Earlier this week, Mariah Yeater dropped her lawsuit against the singer, although the 20-year old's lawyer claims the two parties are still working toward a settlement figure. But now even more evidence has come out that appears to prove one thing: YEATER IS A LIAR.

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Don't modern video cameras have a red light that indicates whether they're on? Or are some assignments so unappealing that you just don't pay attention or care.

We assume this Miami reporter's epic sign off didn't make it on TV, but it did end up online, and we have to say, we'd watch a lot more news if she covered it.

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Yes, we know: Bob Marley was inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame. But still.

Very few people associated this icon with that genre of music, although Chris Rene is apparently one of the few who considers the dreadlocked star to be a famous rocker. The X Factor finalist mashed up a couple of his biggest hits last night, invoking a response from Simon Cowell that made us laugh and nod our heads:

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We doubt Rachel Crow has a rock 'n roll career ahead of her. That just isn't this X Factor contestant's niche.

But the 13-year old gave the genre a gallant effort last night, having fun with a cover of the classic Rolling Stones single, "I Can't Get No Satisfaction."

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Is Drew Ryniewicz already stuck in a rut?

The adorable 14-year old covered the classic U2 track "With or Without You" last night, keeping the tempo slow and delivering what sounded like another winning ballad.

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Marcus Canty took to a fire-filled stage on The X Factor last night, delivering one of the more enjoyable performances during a rock-themed evening of auditions.

L.A. Reid kept his critique short and simple ("You rocked!"), while Simon Cowell joked about the women on stage, telling Marcus: "You say you were going to be a good boy, and you looked up the skirts of 10 girls. Too much temptation."

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We often talk about how Lindsay Lohan beats the rap with pitifully short sentences for her numerous crimes, but she's treated like a serial killer compared to her dad.

Despite allegedly beating up ex-girlfriend Kate Major last month, repeatedly violating her restraining order, then contacting her while out on bail and resisting arrest, MiLo was not sentenced to jail time yesterday.

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