"These bachelors are making Jillian weak at the knees ... but one ... is absolute ... Kiptyn-ite!" - Ridiculous, lame ABC promo announcer guy

"That dude is literally good at everything, which sucks." - disgruntled, competing Bachelorette competitor, on Kiptyn

Posted in: The Bachelorette

Last night, Stephen Colbert paid tribute to U.S. troops during a taping of The Colbert Report in Iraq, getting his head shaved in one of Saddam Hussein’s palaces.

As military personnel watched, Gen. Ray Odierno followed videotaped orders from the Commander-in-Chief himself, President Barack Obama, and shaved his head.

Posted in: Stephen Colbert

Fresh off a stay at London's Priory Hospital, Susan Boyle is ready to make music again.

Sources have confirmed to People that the Britain's Got Talent runner-up has even joined rehearsals for that show's summer tour, which kicks off June 12 in Birmingham, England.

Posted in: Susan Boyle

Sarah Palin most often makes news for bashing Levi Johnston, giving props to Carrie Prejean, sitting in $2,000 seats at Yankee Stadium despite describing herself as an average hockey mom, talking about seeing Russia from Alaska or some nonsense.

But there was no controversy to be found Sunday when the Alaska Governor paid a visit to Long Island, N.Y., to speak about the joys of raising her son Trig.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies