Sorry, Violet Affleck, you're not enough for your mother.

While Jennifer Garner admits there are pitfalls to being a Hollywood mom, she also wants to add another tyke or two to her resume.

"I'm assuming we'll have at least one more, but not for a while," the former Alias star â€" and hot wife of Ben Affleck â€" tells the British edition of Marie Claire in its April issue.

Regarding the problems of raising a child in Hollywood, where parental indulgence often outweighs discipline, Garner tells the magazine, "If anyone has any ideas, let me know!"

Maybe just toss the kid into your car, have no worries, as Madonna would recommend.

But that would probably frighten the former Alias star.

She says she feels "both happiness and anxiety more deeply" since giving birth to Violet. For example:"Last night I read this script about cancer and had to get out of bed, get a drink of water and watch Grey's Anatomy, it was so terrifying to me."

Let's hope she didn't look at Ellen Pompeo too closely, however. That skeletal body can be scary in its own right.

Ever since the hottest kiss ever, Madonna and Britney Spears have been inexorably linked in the minds of the public.

It's only fitting, then, that the pop star was caught taking off in her Escalade ESV without buckling her 17-month-old son.

Wait, which star are we talking about? The adopted mother of 17-month-old David Banda or troubled train wreck mom of Sean Preston (also 17 months)?

Amazingly, it's the 48-year-old Madonna who jeopardized her adopted son's life and provided The Hollywood Gossip amusement in this case.

There was no car seat," a source says. "She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap."

Reps for the legendary singer/children's book author tell Us Weekly that "proper protection and security measures are always taken for Madonna's children."

No word on whether Madonna's rep also said Jason Wahler is a model citizen.

Rumor has it that Jayden James is already freaking that he's going to get dropped or abandoned at some point soon. We all know that Britney's lost her mind, so we don't blame him - but at least a sane Kevin Federline is taking care of the little tyke.

One would think that after raising three kids, finding spiritual enlightenment, and witnessing Britney Spears' amazing public crotch shot meltdown, Madonna would have it all figured out.

Apparently not. All we know is that these two need to make out again.

This month's issue of GQ has a brief interview with a Hollywood Gossip favorite, the lovely and spunky Kristin Cavallari. Here's what the former Laguna Beach star, ex-girlfriend of Brody Jenner and aspiring actress has to say about her hit series, the L.A. dating scene, and her new movie, Spring Breakdown ...

GQ: What's Spring Breakdown about?
Kristin Cavallari: It's a comedy. Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, and Parker Posey were dorks in college and never had a spring break. I'm in a group of girls called "the Sevens" â€" there are seven of us, and we wear Seven jeans â€" and we're the hot girls. Amy Poehler wants to hang out with us, so we make her over.

GQ: Didn't Amy Poehler make fun of you on Saturday Night Live?
Kristin Cavallari: It was Weekend Update. She said something like, "Kristin Cavallari was seen canoodling with the Taliban." It was funny.

GQ: You dated Nick Lachey. How bad did the paparazzi get?
Kristin Cavallari: I'd have twelve cars waiting outside my house. I was 19. The paparazzi got out of hand. My makeup artist always told me that if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

GQ: Laguna Beach is scripted, right? You can tell us.
Kristin Cavallari: I don't see Laguna Beach as a reality show. The producers would say, "Kristin, come here at this time to have lunch with this person to talk about this. Ask him this specific question." In one scene my hair is short, and in the next scene it's down to here. How does anyone not notice that?

GQ: Is it true that people in Laguna want to kick MTV out?
Kristin Cavallari: Laguna Beach is so small and artsy and old. All of a sudden, MTV comes in and corrupts it. Now there are Laguna Beach tours of the restaurants and clothing store we would go to.

GQ: Do people in Los Angeles ever stay in on a Friday night?
Kristin Cavallari: Very few. It's the same people, the same thing, every single night. This L.A. lifestyle isn't really for me. Everyone's naked. The plastic surgery thing. It gets old. It's hard to meet a guy here.

GQ: Are you one of those pretty girls who's convinced she's a nerd at heart?
Kristin Cavallari: No, I never say I'm a nerd.

The Gossip gives props to Kristin for essentially outing MTV. Its "reality" shows are so scripted it's not even funny. Come on now, there's no way Jason Wahler magically appears and gets a second chance to date Lauren Conrad (Kristin's high school rival) on The Hills. Which isn't to say we don't love watching it. But seriously.

Anyway, enjoy these Kristin Cavallari photos ... 

Former American Idol champion Carrie Underwood, made her triumphant return to the show program night, looking like some weight had been taken off her shoulders ... and arms ... and face ... if you know what we're saying.

We're saying she might be anorexic. Now, before we go any further, let us point out that in a way, she's battled an eating disorder all her life. It's called "vegetarianism." So it's no surprise she's shedding pounds faster than she dispatched of Bo Bice and every other Season 4 foe.

We're not about to claim that the adorable Carrie has officially joined the Nicole Richie School of Dieting, but something's amiss here. Anyway, here's a quick photo comparison of the country star, both last night and two years ago when she was named the next American Idol.

Here's hoping this year's favorite, Melinda Doolittle, doesn't follow the same destructive path. We doubt she will. That girl looks like she can eat! And that's cool. It really is.

In the NFL draft next month, it's fairly obvious the New England Patriots need to draft an offensive linemen. Their quarterback, Tom Brady, needs serious protection.

Zing!

Just a couple months after his ex, Bridget Moynahan, announced that she was preggers with a tyke from Tom, the football star's latest tight end may also have a Brady bun in the oven.

Indeed, after The Hollywood Gossip staff joked that Gisele Bundchen was happily telling the Super Bowl winner about his latest sperm touchdown, rumors are swirling that this is actually the case.

A source tells Rush & Molloy: "She has told friends it's true."

That's good enough for us to run with the story. Now, the question is: Will Brady make an honest woman out of Gisele? Or Bridget? Or both? As Salma Hayek just proved, pregnancy often leads to marriage ... but what about dueling pregnancies?

And coule any team of celebrity babies knock off Brady's bunch on the football field? We doubt it.

Brandon Davis is one slick motherf*%ker.

Literally! In all other manners of speaking, nothing could be further from the truth. He has absolutely no tact, and seems to get getting himself into some tight spots of late.

Who does everyone's favorite Greasy Bear think he is, Danny Ocean? Davis, whose family is worth billions, is being sued for allegedly ripping off a Bahamian casino for a $h!tload of cash during a weekend in January.

In a lawsuit filed in New Jersey and obtained by TMZ, the Atlantis Paradise Resort and Casino claims Paris Hilton's hanger-on owes $75,000 - after checks that Davis wrote for a hefty casino marker bounced and were sent back (Greasy) bearing the stamp "Non-Sufficient Funds!"

This caps quite the week for the oil heir, who made numerous headlines after running his mouth and getting booted out of Hilton's birthday party.

Among other things, he ignorantly mocked Paula Abdul's Middle Eastern heritage despite the fact that Davis' own father is Middle Eastern.

He was also ridiculed (deservedly) by a New York DJ.

This check bouncing isn't a first for him, either. He once bounced a $10,000 check to Joe Francis (yes, that Joe Francis), conveniently after remarking that Lindsay Lohan's $7 million net worth was "poor."

According to the current lawsuit against him, Davis was either "aware at the time that he presented the checks that his account had insufficient funds," or borrowed the cash with "the intent and plan to order the bank not to pay or honor the checks."

And we thought the Bahamas were only good for Anna Nicole Smith news. Either way, the casino wants their ca$h, ASAP. They're even after Greasy for an additional $270 to cover the returned check fee!

Bad Greasy Bear! Bad! Maybe we need to include the oily one on our Jason Wahler Sweepstakes!

Congratulations are in order for Salma Hayek: The actress is engaged to businessman boyfriend François-Henri Pinault â€" and she's pregnant.

"Businessman, François-Henri Pinault, and his fiancée, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child," Hayek's rep confirmed in a statement Friday.

Salma now joins a growing list of celebrities that got knocked up before they walked down the aisle. We're not judging (except those times when we are), but Amanda Peet can relate to Hayek's current situation. So can Keri Russell.

Heck, even Hollywood Gossip favorite Maggie Gyllenhaal has a baby, but no wedding ring yet.

Hayek and Pinault have kept a relatively low profile since their relationship began â€" though Salma has joined Pinault for occasional public events, including one in October at the festivities surrounding the inauguration of the Pinault Foundation's Modern Art collection in Venice's Gritti Palace.

Hayek has most recently had her hands full on Ugly Betty, both as a guest star next to America Ferrera (who, by the way, is NOT engaged to Ryan Piers Williams) and as the executive producer of hit ABC show.

She previously dated actor Edward Norton for four years until 2003, before linking up with Josh Lucas, with whom she split in 2004.

Mark Wahlberg knows a thing or two dozen about having problems with the law.

For that reason, the Oscar nominee has revealed that he "prays every single day" for embattled actor Lane Garrison â€" and for those involved in the the December car accident that killed a 17-year-old.

"I certainly pray for him every single day of my life," Wahlberg told People magazine last night at the Los Angeles premiere of his latest movie Shooter, which also costars Garrison.

His comments came after Garrison was charged with vehicular manslaughter following a car accident in December that killed a 17-year-old male passenger. He currently sits atop our Jason Wahler-inspired jail board.

"I'll speak to Lane and wish him the best and you know [tell him to] deal with the situation and put it behind him."

"It's a horrible accident. It's a tragedy for everybody involved and we're just praying for everybody," Wahlberg said.

Wahlberg is no stranger to run-ins with the law, having served 45 days in an adult prison as a teenager after being prosecuted for his involvment in a street fight, an experience he credits with helping him change his life for the better. Maybe Mischa Barton will one day say the same thing about her car accident history.

And that's why he hasn't given up on troubled colleagues like Garrison, or former Sopranos actor Lillo Brancato, currently facing murder charges for his part in the December 2005 shooting of a police officer. We assume he also felt for Bobby Brown. Maybe.

"You know I have a lot of friends that are incarcerated," Wahlberg said, "and I'm certainly about rehabilitating and trying to forgive and trying to mend the wounds that have been caused."

Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation ...

"Everything about him. He's an incredibly brilliant, intelligent, funny, charismatic, vivacious, kind, beautiful, rich... Don't put the last thing."
-- Sienna Miller on what originally attracted her to former boyfriend Jude Law

"You become a movie star and sexy because you're up there larger than life, but it's not really justified. I know what I look like in the morning."
-- Sandra Bullock on her movie star looks

"Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!"
-- Chris Rock on what his parents thought of his career choice

"Will loves whatever I put on. That's the beauty of Will. The only thing is that Will doesn't like to see my feet exposed."
-- Jada Pinkett Smith on husband Will Smith

"Will is so f*%king hilarious, and he's got to be one of the sweetest people on the planet. But just between you and me, off the record: I would love to see him go motherf*%king down."
-- Will Arnett on pal Will Ferrell

"I have a problem where when I think I'm looking friendly, I look like I want to kill someone."
-- Eric Bana on his trademark gaze

"I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. From then on I wore tighter jeans."
-- Jon Heder on teenage dating woes

"We were at sniper training, my leg was shaking, and I'm thinking, 'God, you know, I used to be a thrill seeker, nothing scared me; and now I've got two little ones at home.' I was always flying around in fifth gear and now I'm down to two."
-- Mark Wahlberg on how being a dad gave him second thoughts when shooting action scenes for Shooter

"I was surrounded by this cast of young actors who looked totally chiseled. I kept saying to myself, 'Get it together.' I really trained hard doing running and push-ups and a lot of laps in the pool."
-- Terrence Howard (who is not dating Naomi Campbell) on wearing tiny swim trunks in Pride.

"I didn't want to upstage Terrence. I went to the director and said, 'When I was growing up they used to call me 'lumberjack.' I could have been a porn star.'"
-- Bernie Mac on not having to wear tiny swim trunks in Pride

Kim Kardashian law suit be damned: Vivid Entertainment is going forward with a March 21 release of Kim Kardashian Superstar - the sex video Kim made with then-boyfriend, Ray-J.

Steven Hirsch, Co-Chairman of Vivid, told TMZ: "I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn't even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release."

After Kardashian filed suit last month, Vivid announced that it would temporarily halt production. The company feels confident that it has a legal right to distribute the DVD of the video. They paid an unidentified third party $1 million for rights to the tape, which was made three years ago and puts most Antonella Barba pics to shame.

Despite the lawsuit, Hirsch said he is still a huge fan of Kim's.

"Kim has all of the qualities that we look for in a Vivid Girl. She's both beautiful and well-spoken which is a rare combination. In fact, if she was a Vivid Girl I might have cast her as 'Debbie' in our 'Debbie Does Dallas...Again' TV series which debuts [Friday] night at 11pm on Showtime."

Nice plug, Steve. And nice chance for Keeley Hazell to find work.

A rep for Kardashian confirms Kim and her manager met briefly with Vivid, but says nothing was resolved. She says Kim will "continue to vigorously defend and protect her legal rights" and adds that her lawsuit against Vivid is still active.

You know, sort of like how a nude Kim Kardashian is active on top of Ray in the video.