Tom Brady may have memorized the New England Patriots' playbook. But it looks as though he's failing at God's instruction manual.

The quarterback broke up with actress Bridget Moynahan last year - but reports are now surfacing that the All-Pro knocked has knocked up his ex-girlfriend.

The pregnancy was first reported by the New York Post columnist Liz Smith.

While Moynahan, who is over three months pregnant, is said to be "healthy and excited," we're not sure how Gisele Bundchen feels about this development.

The actress, a former model who starred in the ABC drama Six Degrees, and the star quarterback, ended their three-year relationship at the end of last year.

This will be the first child for both.

Let's hope it has a brighter future than that of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

With Justin Timberlake making the news by hooking up with every available woman in Hollywood, it's about time his beautiful ex was also rumored to be getting her swerve on.

Indeed, the recently single Cameron Diaz was spotted getting cozy with Blood Diamond Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou at L.A.'s Hyde Lounge on Thursday.

"It looked like the perfect post-Valentine's Day date," a patron told People magazine of the pair, who were with several other friends.

"They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action," says the source. "Cameron looked so happy... Djimon followed her every move."

Vibing each other? Lip on lip action? Sounds like a typical Tuesday night for Katie Rees to us.

Diaz and Hounsou hit the dancefloor for Michael Jackson's "Burn This Disco Out" and Gnarls Barkley's version of "Gone Daddy Gone."

"They were dancing really close, bodies pressed together."

A rep for Diaz says the pair are just friends.

"Cameron was out to dinner with friends, they ran into Djimon and he joined them for a drink at Hyde," says the rep. "They are friends, nothing more."

Just like Kim Kardashian and Joe Francis.

Yeah, right.

Britney Spears, sex fiend? That's not hard to imagine.

Britney Spears, bald? That's a little more difficult to picture.

Until now.

Jayden James' mother reportedly checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua two days ago, checked out 24 hours later ... and then visited a salon on Southern California where a source says:"Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head ... [when the hairdresser refused] Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Seriously. We have the Britney Spears picture to prove it.

From there, the troubled singer and ex-wife of Kevin Federline headed over to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks. She proceeded to get a new permanent ink stain, a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist.

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

There's really not much else to be said about this bizarre behavior. We just hope Sean Preston Federline - who appears to follow his weird mommy's lead - doesn't get rid of his lovely locks.

And someone get Isaac Cohen on the phone.

He actually seemed like a calming influence on Brit.

Well, we can say this, folks: If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go as planned, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Get ready for this, guys. The troubled pop singer will send you, absolutely free, a sexy, pre-recorded story of your choice from her perfume's site.

The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Britney Spears to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words - which come together to make a fantasy. Get it? Fantasy is the name of the perfume.

For instance, you could have a breathy Britney ask you politely if you'd babysit Jayden James while she and Katie Rees hit the town for a night of tequila shots and girl on girl action.

Isaac Cohen, for his part, might have Brit suggest a kinky, all-night sex romp on a rotating bed in a suite with mirrored ceilings. Or something.

Sadly, we're guessing any requests involving Paris Hilton pussy are off-limits.

There are so many directions you could take this. But keep this in mind: with gift options such as a six-pack of beer available, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy.

Just hope you don't get a call from Britney on crystal meth.

Why would Howard K. Stern commit murder?

Millions of dollars, of course.

Now that TMZ.com has obtained the will of Anna Nicole Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall), we can see how much of a role Stern played in it.

The will is dated July 30, 2001.

It was drafted prior to Dannielynn Hope being born; therefore it indicates that Anna only had a son.

The will - which you can read by clicking here - entrusts all of Anna's property and names Stern as executor. There's a lot of legal talk in it, but let's just say that Howard isn't likely to be a poor man after its carried out.

Donald Trump may soon have company on millionaire's row.

First, Kevin Federline.

Now, Donald Trump.

It seems like everyone, from the trailer trash to the penthouse elite, wants to enter the WWE ring.

K-Fed actually held his own against WWE champion, John Cena.

At Wrestlemania 23, we'll see if Trump can do the same when a competitor of his choosing goes up against one selected by WWE chairman, Vince McMahon. The man whose representative loses must shave his head.

How badly do you think Rosie O'Donnell is angling to have a say in that match?

Anyway, we'll let you know the final outcome. But our money is on The Donald. Maybe he'll get Tara Conner nude to be in his corner and distract the opponent.

Or he'll bribe his way to victory. Either way, we can't picture Trump with a shaved head. He'd look worse than Cisco Adler naked.

It's like that movie, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!

We never saw it. But apparently, a cute chick (Kate Bosworth) enters a contest and wins a date with a hunky movie star named Tad Hamilton (Josh Duhamel). Segue forthcoming.

Us Weekly is doing something similar with Hollywood's hottest bachelor, 23-year-old Brody Jenner. If you want to accompany The Hills star to a hot Hollywood party in April, you can enter Us' contest using a video stating why you should be Brody's date!

Should you win, you'll be following in the mostly hot, sometimes troubled footsteps of:

• Nicole Richie
• Kristin Cavallari
• Lindsay Lohan
• Lauren Conrad

Yeah. The guy's a player. Although we cannot figure out why he is famous exactly. Oh well, that hasn't stopped his step-sister, Kim Kardashian.

Entries will not be accepted until March 2, but start creating your submission now, and be sure to check out Brody's video diary (in which he explains what he likes in a gal).

On Grey's Anatomy last night, there was good news and bad news. First, the good news:

Denny Duquette came back! Granted, he was still dead. And his version of heaven involved a hospital gown and the company of another man. But we've sure missed that fella.

Now, the bad news: Meredith Grey is dead. Maybe. Doubtfully. But possibly. The character played by Ellen Pompeo was stuck under icy cold water for at least 20 minutes.

Maybe if fiance Chris Ivery did a better job of feeding the actress, this tragedy could've been avoided. Just sayin.

Anyway, the show will now face one of two fates:

1. Actually kill off a main character, following the lead of The OC and Marissa Cooper/Mischa Barton.
2. Bring Meredith back to life.

We're betting on the second possibility. It is called Grey's Anatomy, after all.

Then again, we wouldn't mind Autumn Reeser taking the place of Pompeo, either.

What does a star in her early 20s shop for in New York City? If you've been following various crotch shot queens of late, you'd probably assume they'd be shopping for some seriously sexy, slutty attire. But not so for Ashley Tisdale.

People Magazine had the pleasure of tagging along with Ashley on her CD release day, February 6, as she perused the racks at Scoop NYC. The girl's a born shopper - almost literally. She was discovered in a mall at age 3.

But in a store full of trendy threads, all she wants are sweats. What's more, "I like 'em baggy," she says. It nice to see that some stars, such as Ashley and Lauren Conrad, believe that more coverage can be sexy when it comes to clothes.

But the High School Musical star is not entirely innocent, guys. Interestingly, the first single of her new album is intriguingly titled, "He Said, She Said."

What's more, the track is written and produced by J.R. Rotem, the one-night fling of Britney Spears and a guy who personifies Andy Warhol's classic "15 minutes of fame" theory.

He's also worked with the blonde, singing likes of Paris Hilton and Hayden Panettiere, among others, on their respective albums.

With a resume like that, you know this is gonna be good! Well, at least 1,000 times better than anything Ashlee Simpson has never "sang."

Move over, Katie Rees.

A new sexy lady is coming to Las Vegas.

Us Magazine has learned that Carmen Electra is taking her sexy act to the Las Vegas strip this May to star in a magic/variety show with Dutch magician Hans Klok at the future home of the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

A source familiar with the deal says that Electra - who was a musical artist on Prince's record label prior to her Playboy, Baywatch, and MTV reality fame with ex-husband, Dave Navarro - will sing and dance in the show, which is set to debut on May 12.

The source did not specify if occasional Carmen friend, Kristin Cavallari, will make any appearances.

Electra will perform five shows a week in a 13-week run.

"She will be doing what she loves to do most," says a friend.

Sort of like Heather Mills kicking people with her fake leg.