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We should all be more like Heather Mills.

No, we shouldn't marry rich, whine about a $50 million divorce settlement and generally come across as all that's wrong and spoiled about the world.

But we should dedicate a chunk of our time and resources to charitable causes, as Paul McCarney's ex claims to have done with her oversized bank account.

"Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security," she said this week. "I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change."

Heather M.

This story doesn't exactly jibe with other reports on why Mills is nearly broke. Sources have said she spent $2 million on a pool for her home in Englad, for example. (Man, we gotta see that pool!)

If you actually believe Heather is out of money because she spent it all on other people, you must also feel terrible for Tila Tequila and her miscarriage.

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They've been seen and romantically linked together a lot lately, but multiple sources say Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler's supposed romance does not exist.

You mean this was just a rumor sparked by them being in a movie together? Shocking. The moral of the story? Don't believe every piece of celebrity gossip.

Aniston Pic

Unless it's from THG, that is. Even if it's a report that can't be trusted but will still entertain you, we make that abundantly clear. We're not OK! with slander.

The Bounty Hunter stars supposedly went on a romantic getaway in Cabo last week to commemorate Jennifer's 41st birthday. That was true ... sans romance.

All of Jen's buddies, including Sheryl Crow and Courteney Cox Arquette, joined her. Gerard did get an invite, but it was more PR-related than love connection.

Jennifer Aniston is ready to rock Gerard Butler's world ... on screen.

"Jennifer goes to Mexico every year with her girlfriends for her birthday and this year she decided to invite Gerry along for a bit of fun, too," says an insider.

"She doesn't mind that rumors spread like wildfire. Jen likes Gerard being around, he's funny, always cracks jokes and he loves partaking in the cocktails."

"The other girls don't mind having him around at all. He's a fun, hilarious addition to their vacation. They are friends. They get along great. But that's it."

"Gerry is single and always on the prowl. He's enjoying his Hollywood bachelor lifestyle so much that even Jennifer Aniston can't get him to give it up."

As for rumors that they were kissing at the Golden Globes? "They were not making out!" a Fox snitch said. "They play around, but there is no kissing."

Too bad. They may a hot couple, don't you think?

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Just when you thought you'd heard everything, Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are moving from New York to Los Angeles together. There's more too:

Lohan says he is hoping to get some of his "celebrity" pals to join him and participate in different charity fundraisers (i.e. PR opportunities) along the way.

M-Lo explains: “We’re calling the show Crossing Borders because not only will we be crossing physical borders state to state, but moral borders as well." 

Deep.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major

Two people who definitely need their own show.

"While each celebrity offers something different, each city will bring something new and different. Each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person. Viewers will see that we all try our best, but sometimes cross the borders of right and wrong."

This guy ought to teach philosophy.

No word on when:

  • Lindsay Lohan will file the paperwork seeking a preemptive restraining order in anticipation of her deadbeat dad moving to the same city.
  • Kate Major will discuss Jon Gosselin's penis size.

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Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children...

In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she's having a miscarriage.

THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January, as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her "baby." Who had February 15 in their office pool?

Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters, but this is Tila Tequila. Nothing is off limits if it extends your 15 minutes in the spotlight another second or two...

Miscarriage Tweet

** UPDATE: Tila will not be killing herself. The reason?

She has "been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!"

If this were remotely true, we'd make some joke about it being the worst Russian idea since Communism. Instead, we'll ask readers to start a new pool: When will this adoption "fall through" for Tila?

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While Andrew Garcia, Lilly Scott and other early favorites battle it out on American Idol, a trio of season eight finalists took to the stage Friday night and reminded this group how far they still have to go.

Kris Allen, Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta all took part in Ryan Seacrest's "Rock My Town" show at Manhattan's Highline Ballroom.

The singers played individual sets, much to the delight of those in attendance, and then closed the show with a three-part rendition of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy." It's an absolute must-watch for fans of these artists...

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The young adults have spoken and they've made their opinion very clear:

Miley Cyrus rules!

The 17-year-old actress/singer has garnered four Kids Choice Awards' nominations, all in major categories: Favorite Movie Actress, TV Actress, Female Singer and Favorite Song.

Check out the full list of nominees below, as the ceremy airs on March 27 and will likely feature Miley on stage, thanking God for her incredible popularity...

Favorite TV Actor
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Joe Jonas
Nick Jonas

Favorite TV Actress
Miranda Cosgrove
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Keke Palmer

Peace, I Guess

Favorite TV Show
iCarly
Sonny with a Chance
The Suite Life on Deck
Wizards of Waverly Place

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Having taken herself out of the running last week, Ali Fedotowsky returns to The Bachelor tonight ... at least over the phone. Who would have guessed?

We did. Not only because The Bachelor spoilers we've been posting all season long predicted it, but because THIS SAME SCENARIO HAPPENED already.

Just last summer, even. Ed Swiderski left The Bachelorette to return to work, then flew back unannounced and asked Jillian Harris for a second chance.

He went on to win. Will the cute, blonde Ali Fedotowsky achieve a similar shocking, not-at-all staged comeback victory? That's another question entirely.

One thing's for sure, though. When she calls Jake Pavelka tonight and asks to return to The Bachelor, he puts on his best "trying to look shocked" face:

  • I Made a Mistake!
  • Jake Reacts

Cameras happen to be both Ali's and Jake's rooms at 6:05 a.m. What are the odds? About the same as him being told how to emote via cue cards while picking up.

How will this potential reunion go down on The Bachelor? Will Ali be granted a second chance? Or has he already moved on to Vienna Girardi and Tenley Molzahn?

Follow the jump for an epically cheesy clip from tonight ...

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Tiger Woods and wife Elin are trying to repair a shattered marriage.

Whether they succeed or will be living apart permanently may hinge on some skeletons in his closet. And by skeletons we mean a couple Phoenix hoes.

About three years ago, Tiger was in bed with two girls, enjoying one of the raunchy threesomes he so favored, according to the New York Daily News.

"Suddenly, he realizes one of them is taking pictures or videotaping him with the other girl," says a source close to the situation. "Tiger goes ballistic."

"He starts chasing the girl. She runs out the door. He runs after her. I don't know how much clothing either of them is wearing, but Tiger finally catches up with her and grabbed her cell phone or camera or whatever it was that had the evidence."

That may be the funniest thing we've ever read.

Good luck trying to explain this one to Elin, Tiger.

We don't know what's more amazing about this account, the fact that it's Tiger Woods chasing down some girl trying to track down his own sex tape, or the fact that these chicks are not among the dozen Tiger Woods mistresses we know.

Probably the former.

In any case, Tiger was far from pleased, and the ladies promptly hit the road. A few days later, Tiger heard from the one he chased ... through her attorney.

"She claimed she'd been injured during their scuffle," says the source. "She'd hired a lawyer." Even if charges were baseless, Tiger was behind the eight ball.

After all, what could he say? According to the source, Tiger's handlers diffused the scandal by making an arrangement in which the girls got hush money.

Standard operating procedure.

You may recall in December, Tiger's lawyers won an order in London blocking the publication of any Tiger Woods sex tape or nude pictures ... if they exist, that is.

Could these women have been the ones shopping it?

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Simon Monjack is the epitome of a bad seed.

Dude is such a shady character that minutes after Brittany Murphy died, THG readers were speculating that he must have had something to do with her demise.

That's unfair to the guy. But little he does can be taken at face value. Such is the case with the Brittany Murphy Foundation, a charity he started to honor her.

The only problem? It's not really a charity.

The Brittany Murphy Foundation run by Simon Monjack and Brittany's mother Sharon hadn't filed the necessary documents to qualify as a charity or nonprofit.

As soon as this was reported, its website was shut down. It's now back up with the following notice, promising to give back all donations so far ...

Brit Found

Pretty sketchy explanation about getting off the ground quickly ... definitely not to capitalize on media attention paid to the late 32-year-old's tragic death. Naw.

The non-foundation says it will wait "until we have our non-profit status approved before proceeding to insure we can truly honor Brittany's charitable desires."

If those desires included a Simon Monjack Drinking Fund, she's smiling somewhere right now. If they were anything else, we wouldn't be holding our breath.

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We hope you're sitting down for this.

You best not be operating any heavy machinery when you hear the news.

Seriously, this is more stunning than Chris Harrison's announcement that The Bachelor will have a shocking conclusion. Are you ready for it?

Tila Tequila is not pregnant. We'll give you a few moments to digest this startling revelation...

Buried in a series of Twitter messages late last week, Tila wrote the following:

New Tila Tweet

Today, of course, she made another reference to her "baby daddy" in a post. This woman is so bat $hit crazy confusing!

Even if Tequila is (gasp!) not actually knocked up, she's still threating the universe with a child. She Tweeted last night:

Im in the process of adopting a baby from Kazakhstan, just like Casey's Daughter. That's all she wanted so Im adopting a child there. xoxo.

Whatever. We're just glad Tila didn't die over the weekend. Our life would be so much less funny (although so much more truthful) if she had.

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