It's said that all good things must come to an end. So, too, must David Hasselhoff's attempt to bust a move on Dancing With the Stars. It was simply not to be.

Hoff gets credit for self-deprecatingly giving it his best on the season premiere, and are surprised his enthusiasm and name recognition didn't carry him.

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50 Cent has been Tweeting like a madman lately, and some of the rapper's vast vault of wisdom really warrants a closer look. Just don't threaten the guy, or he will come after you ... in a Twitter rampage, and possibly a glock. There's no telling.

Also, the man appears to be into some kinky stuff. In case you're easily offended, we've posted some excerpts from his publicly available account after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan may very well be calling a jail cell home as soon as Friday.

After failing two drug tests, and this being her second probation hearing in three months, you can sort of see the penal system's side of the story there.

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