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Five cities. Five countries. Three weeks. One baby.

That's how long and how far Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have traveled together promoting The Bounty Hunter, and what the actress expects to get out of it.

According to the unintentionally comedic OK! Magazine, it was during Jen and Gerard’s stop in Madrid, Spain, that fans started buzzing about more than the film.

The gleam in Jen’s eye ... her easy, confident glow ... her left hand resting on her not-so-flat tummy ... unmistakable signs that she is with child! Or just relaxed.

“Jen very much wants to have a baby girl," a source says. "She had a heart-to-heart with friends and relatives and this is the year she’s going to be a mom.”

If that wasn't proof enough, this cover will do it ...

Baby For Jen!

So who’s on deck to play dad? Gerard Butler! Jen not only "adores Gerry" but thinks "he’d make a perfect father." This story is hilarious for several reasons:

  • The carefully chosen language that never actually says Jennifer Aniston is pregnant (or even dating Gerard Butler). Oh, tabloid editors. Wordsmiths.
  • The use of the word "confirmed," in all caps no less. Thank you, OK. What is confirmed? That the report exists? It sure does ... and applies to nothing! 
  • The fact that Jennifer Aniston "baby news" has been done about 20 times, is obviously untrue, and lacks any credibility, yet they report it again!

Congratulations, Jen, on your baby with a guy who you merely starred in a movie with and flirt with sometimes, and who's really dating Laurie Cholewa.

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Bristol Palin has released a new anti-teen pregnancy PSA.

That alone is the height of hypocrisy, but her profound message takes it to a new level. According to Bristol, you're not privileged as she, so you can't get away with it.

"What if I didn't come from a famous family?" she asks in the PSA for the Candie's Foundation, which bears the name of skimpy clothing line for teenage girls.

"What if I didn't have all their support? What if I didn't have all these opportunities? Believe me, it wouldn't be pretty," Bristol Palin adds before delivering the clincher:

"Pause before you play."

If only she had told Levi Johnston that back in 2008, she would be much better off. Or not, seeing that she keeps milking her unwed teen mom status for fiscal gain.

MY FAMILY'S RICH! This is essentially Bristol Palin's rationale for why it's okay Levi Johnston knocked her up, and why you shouldn't follow in her naked footsteps.

Gotta love effectively preaching a double standard in a PSA. Brilliant.

The 19-year-old Palin, who last year was appointed "Teen Pregnancy Ambassador" (you cannot make this crap up) for the foundation, appears alongside son Tripp in the campaign, which officially rolls out in print and video form next month.

May is National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month after all. No word on whether Jamie Lynn Spears is also filming compelling, heartfelt PSAs like this one.

It's hard to imagine a way in which this crusade won't work. We can just see teen girls pondering Bristol's sage advice: "Hmmm, Bristol admits she's okay because she's rich and famous. But, wow, I'm not! She's right, let me refrain from sex."

Get ready to watch teen pregnancy rates plummet.

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Over the past week, Justin Bieber has chatted with Jay Leno and David Letterman, taped a segment for American Idol, sung at the White House and earned the number-one spot with with his album "My World 2.0."

Not a bad few days for this 16-year old phenom.

"What I have is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity," Bieber says in the upcoming issue of People, which you can purchase off newsstands Friday. "And I'm having a blast."

As you can see below, the magazine goes on to anoint Justin as World's Biggest Pop Star. But is this really accurate?

Based on album sales alone, it's not very far-fetched. Only Lady Gaga, in his genre, can really compete with Bieber on the charts. Susan Boyle may have broken debut CD records last year, but no one would refer to her music as "pop."

Rihanna? She has far more number-one singles than Justin, but also a lot more experience. In five years, might he still be on top? Millions of teenage girls around the globe sure hope so.

You tell us: Is Justin Bieber the world's biggest pop star?


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Through the years, Kim Kardashian has played many roles: sex tape star, reality TV stalwart, Reggie Bush girlfriend.

But the busty brunette has clearly found her cutest calling yet, as an aunt.

Go Green

On her official blog this week, Kim posted a few photos of herself and nephew Mason Dash Disick. She wrote: Before I left Miami... I wanted to spend as much time with Mason as possible, so I took him shopping and then we went to the beach! I love spoiling him!! Now that I'm back in LA I miss him so much.

The pictures are adorable, but know what would make then even cuter? If Kim hadn't invite the paparazzi along and milked the time with her nephew for attention and, most likely, money...

Click on the photo to the far right to see the sort of outfit Kim Kardashian wears when taking her nephew, and the paparazzi, shopping.

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Are Dancing with the Stars tandem Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke dating? Even engaged? That's the rumor after the NFL star put a ring on it.

No, seriously, he did. The significance behind the sparkler he gave Cheryl, which she was rocking on Monday night's episode, is unclear, however.

Chad, who has also been seen kissing Cheryl on the lips in recent days, downplayed the bling, saying, "It's a thank you. It's a gift. A friendly gift."

"In my world, we tend to give those that we care about gifts. Why is it such a 'wow'?" The blushing pro dancer did admitted, "I fainted a little. A little concussion. [He] gave it to me in the trailer on one knee. And it's on my ring finger."

Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke on Dancing with the Stars.

Following Buzz Aldrin's elimination last night, Cheryl and Chad are through to the next round after three straight respectable dancers,jelling more each week.

Does the twinkle in her eye hint at an engagement? Or at least love? Burke demured "You never know." The footballer said, for now, the dance floor "will be our aisle."

Like Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, also the subject of dating speculation themselves, these two have good chemistry, and enjoy feeding the rumors.

While not confirming or denying any romance, the Cincinnati Bengals player, who changed his name from Chad Johnson in honor of his uniform number, 85, said:

"She's certainly made me smile for seven weeks now."

What a charmer. Propose already, will you 85?

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Never satisfied with the glorious status quo, the producers of MTV's Jersey Shore are looking to clone Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww and Co.

We're not talking spinoff style, either. Execs are thinking about bringing new faces into the fold and giving our favorite Garden State gang roommates!

It's unclear whether new peeps would be cast during Season 2, which is about to get underway, or for the already-planned third season of the show.

In any case, they clearly know what they're looking for. "Killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas and bling mean only one thing," the casting call reads.

"If you're a tanned, toned fist pumper who loves the shore, we want to hear from you! Do you dominate the gym, the dance floor and the bedroom? Prove it!"

Words fail us.

Da Jersey Shore Gang

MEAT THE CAST: MTV seeks new additions to its illustrious crew.

MTV wants nothing but "the proudest, loudest and wildest to carry on the legacy." That's right, they used the word legacy. And a prestigious one it is.

The casting folks also ask if you have a nickname or significant other (if so, hand over their name and phone number) and request that you give a breakdown of your day "from the moment you wake up to the moment you hit the sack."

The Situation could answer that in three letters: GTL.

You must be at least 21 and appear to be younger than 30. So be sure you get the necessary plastic surgery if need be. Oh, and "No haters allowed."

Not sure why they're concerned about that last part. If any haters be creepin' up on the boardwalk late nite, Ronnie will just knock them out anyway.

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Yesterday, an attorney for Jon Gosselin announced that he would file a lawsuit seeking primary custody of his eight children, plus support from Kate Gosselin.

The latter isn’t taking news of this lightly.

In response to her idiot, jobless ex-husband's claim that Kate is an absentee mom, the grating banshee declined comment on custody issues, but did say this:

“I am and always will be a mother first, but as a single working mom I will do everything necessary to provide for my children despite the opinions of others.”

Meanwhile, sources close to the couple say that the latest Jon Gosselin legal maneuver is just a ploy because he is going broke. Remind us to cry for the guy.

TLC's new show: Jon and Kate Plus Court D8.

He claims that Kate is an absentee mother and that Dancing With The Stars is ruining his kids' lives, "but the truth is Jon is going broke,” a close source reports.

“He hasn’t had a job since Jon & Kate Plus 8 went off the air.”

While Jon still has money left, his income prospects are bleak, what with TLC silencing his ass in court and whatnot. Meanwhile, his ex-wife is kinda raking it in.

Kate is making $200,000 for appearing on Dancing With the Stars and has a new reality show lined up with TLC, though the has not yet disclosed the concept.

“He came out a loser on the publicity and financial end of that divorce,” the source said, ironically, as it was he who first pulled the plug on his own meal ticket.

In any case, he senses an opportunity now to raise the stakes and possibly get out from the huge child support payments he's on the hook for. A source says:

“His cash is disappearing quickly. He doesn’t want to pay Kate any more. Now he’s going after her and it looks like things are going to get ugly.” Ding, ding!

Who should have custody of the Gosselin eight?


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As a washed-up comedian, Roseanne Barr makes news these days for tearing apart other celebrities and making controversial comments. Two recent cases in point?

She slammed Brangelina for helping to "wreck the earth," and she blamed Marie Osmond for the tragic suicide of her son. Real classy.

Roseanne Photo

Now, the former sitcom star has taken on a much more popular opponent: the Catholic Church. As that institution faces criticism in light of new molestation charges against multiple priests (crimes possibly covered up by the Pope many years ago), Barr has taken to her blog.

You must read what she wrote:

the pedo priests are trying to cover up the number of LITTLE GIRLS they have molested too, as if that doesn't matter as much as what happens to boys. Trust me, the number of girls raped and molested by priests is at least double the boys. They are trying to cover it all up so that they can end up purging gay priests, and laying the blame on them.

The fact is pedos like to rape both boys and girls, and only a small number of pedos are exclusively into male children. I am starting to think that any parent who takes their kids to catholic churches from now on should lose custody. Taking your kid where you know sex offenders hang out is inexcusable!!!

There are clearly issues facing the Catholic Church these days, but referring to it as a "place where sex offenders hang out," as if one's child will walk in and get raped? Seems a bit of a generalzation from Roseanne, no?

What do you think of her comments?

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Ready for another onslaught of Robert Pattinson?

With Eclipse coming out on June 30, the reluctant star will likely be gracing the cover of magazines and making the media rounds in the very near future. For starters? He spoke to Great Britian's The Daily Mirror this month.

Ridiculous Cover

The interview didn't elucidate anything particularly newsworthy or new about the actor, as Pattinson once again noted how scary life in the spotlight can be for him.

"You start getting a bit paranoid," Robert said. "Looking around when you're walking down the street, in case you get mobbed by teenage girls... I spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to not be seen."

Fortunately for women everywhere, Pattinson hasn't accomplished this goal.

In an ideal world, "no one finds out where you're staying," Pattinson said. "If people aren't following you, or outside a restaurant if you have dinner there... then it's great."

As for the inevitable Kristen Stewart question? Robert was typically mum on the subject of his rumored girlfriend, simply saying:

"It's difficult either way. When the spotlight seems centered on you, the best thing is to remain as much of a mystery as you can."

Still, Pattinson is willing to let one piece of information slip - and it will make him even more beloved in the eyes of females around the world. He says: "I really like The Notebook."

Come on, man. That's just not fair. Give other guys at least some chance!

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Tim Urban is a very nice guy, with a great smile and an even better attitude.

But, let's face it: the singer isn't really American Idol finalist matieral. Heck, he's scarcely American Idol semifinalist material, only advancing to the top 24 of season nine after another contestant got disqualified.

It's difficult not to root for Urban, however. Which made his rendition of "All My Loving" so refreshing this week. Not only did Tim avoid another embarrassing critique at the hands of the judges, he actually finished in the top three! Well, THG's top three at least.

Here's how we'd rank last night's Beatles-inspired performances:

  1. Casey James: Taking a page from the solo John Lennon catalog, Kara's former crush put on a tender, touching rendition of "Jealous Guy."
  2. Crystal Bowersox: She played a didgeridoo for "Come Together." Yes, that's a wind instrument. And playing it on stage made us love Crystal even more.
  3. Tim Urban: Did this rendition remind anyone else of The Plain White T's? Great work all around.
  4. Michael Lynche: We still can't envision Big Mike winning it all. Accompanied by a mini orchestra on stage, though, Lynche made his heart show through again with "Eleanor Rigby."
  5. Siobhan Magnus: Look at that outfit (below)! Such a unique contestant, with a sound that also ensures she'll stand out. Went with "Across the Universe."
  6. Lee DeWyze: The judges loved his confidence, but we didn't think it was Lee's best performance. It's a difficult, well-known song to try and cover.
  7. Katie Stevens: Great vocals, didn't seem too old for a change... but Katie still doesn't do it for us. She did change "Let It Be" and made it her own, but that's not always a great thing.
  8. Andrew Garcia: Considered "corny" by the judges. Can we all forget his Paula Abdul rendition weeks ago and just admit that Garcia won't be around much longer?
  9. Aaron Kelly: Sorry. You're cute, but that isn't enough to make this version of "The Long and Winding Road" remotely memorable.

Who was your favorite performer of the evening? Click on each photo below to enlarge pics of each one singing:

  • Andrew on Guitar
  • A Standout
  • Bowersox Picture
  • Siobhan Photo
  • All His Loving
  • Huge Mike
  • Pic of Katie Stevens
  • Aaron
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