The bombshell dropped earlier this week, setting off a serious of raucous celebrations in the streets from Laguna Beach to Miami and everywhere in between.

The reason? Jason Wahler is going to the slammer.

The former star of Laguna Beach and The Hills was released on bail following his latest arrest, but a day later, was convicted of battery stemming from an October 2006 altercation. As a result, he'll be spending two months in jail.

Given what a waste of space Wahler is, the meathead's peers can't help but sing the praises of this well-deserved sentencing. Below, his high school classmate, Kristin Cavallari, is seen whooping it up along with hordes of other revelers.

It truly is an event that everyone can celebrate. To illustrate this, take a look behind Kristin and you will see singer JoJo. Everybody's coming out to wish Wahler a happy time behind bars!

We know many men out there want to see more of Kate Moss topless.

No? Is it actually nude Tricia Helfer you're after?

Well, sorry, fellas, this post is all for the ladies. The fairer gender has a difficult decision to make. Do they vote for Matthew McConaughey and a body that is more chiseled than the Statue of David?

Or do they feast their eyes instead on the doughy goofiness of Owen Wilson?

Write in and let us know who you prefer. Meanwhile, guys can at least relax because they needn't make such rash choices. They can just enjoy topless Kim Kardashian in peace.

Advantage, Mario Lavandeira.

The celebrity gossip blog writer, also known as Perez Hilton, won round two in his court battle with a major Hollywood photo agency yesterday. A judge ruled that the self-proclaimed Gossip Gangsta is allowed to run his website as the $7.5 million lawsuit against him is being decided.

The paparazzi agency wanted his website, PerezHilton.com, shut down immediately pending the result of the lawsuit.

Last month, a judge denied Perez's attempt to have the case dismissed. The celebrities forced to deal with him, such as Leona Lewis, were elated.

Hilton was sued back in December after the agency in question claims he ignored warnings to stop using its images without permission.

Hilton, who is pals with many of the celebs he covers, including almost-namesake Paris Hilton, is known for taking celebrity photos and making crude drawings on them, which are occasionally funny and have somehow made him very popular.

"The court's ruling is further validation of our client's position in this dispute," said Hilton's lawyer, Bryan J. Freedman, no relation to Britney Spears' friend and dance choreographer, Brian Friedman.

"We continue to believe that Mr. Lavandeira ultimately will prevail on the legal merits at the time of trial in this matter."

The Hollywood Gossip, meanwhile, continues to believe Mr. Lavandeira will ultimately prevail in the matter of sucking.

Yes, Antonella Barba can do more with her mouth than ... nevermind.

The booted American Idol contestant appeared on Ryan Seacrest's morning show this morning on KIIS FM and she spoke candidly about everything thats been going on in her life.

When asked about the controversy that actually made her more searched for on the Web than Britney Spears for a few weeks, Antonella said:

"It was unnecessary, it was hard to deal with it, it was an unnecessary distraction ... trying to stay off the Internet, some nervousness."

"I tried to get through it ... my family has been so supportive, they told me to stay focused and we will worry about all that later."

For now, Barba told Ryan she would stay in Los Angeles for a while longer to see what offers come her way. She's already been asked to host a porn party, of course.

Antonella says that singing is her number one priority, but would take acting offers if they came along. Call us crazy, but a Barba/Kristin Cavallari pairing would set Hollywood on fire.

Man, Elizabeth Hurley gets married more often than Anna Nicole Smith!

At least in the former's case, it's all to the same guy. And she wasn't drugged to death by that sleazebag Howard K. Stern.

Anyway. While their honeymoon destination remains a mystery, one thing's for sure: Hurley and Arun Nayar are going to need it after a marathon run of weddings over the past week!

Friday marked the culmination of a week of celebration when the couple - who first married last week in England - participated in an exchange of garlands and Hindu ceremony to finalize the marriage in Nayar's native India.

After the ceremony in the city of Jodhpur, the couple were carried in an antique palanquin by bearers in traditional costume to diner on the ramparts of the Mehrangarh Fort.

According to wedding guest Alex Ionesco:

"It's been a long wedding [but] I'm right here to the end. It's been magical."

Last week, Elizabeth Hurley and new husband held civil and religious ceremonies in the English countryside, where the bride was given away by Elton John.

No, Hugh Grant was not there.

On Monday, the newlyweds - with the wedding party in tow - arrived in India for five further days of ceremony and celebration.

During the first segment of the India celebrations, the couple, who announced their engagement late last year, spent time in Mumbai, where they stayed at the luxurious Taj Hotel and attended bashes in their honor on Monday and Tuesday.

On Wednesday, they decamped to the city of Jodhpur in Rajasthan to continue the events. A game of cricket - Bride's vs. the Groom's teams -provided some casual fun before a grand party at the city's Umaid Bhawan Palace that evening where the guests included Elton John's partner David Furnish and the designer Tom Ford.

Sounds way more fun and less insane than the stupid TomKat wedding.

"It's the most beautiful wedding I've ever attended," Arti Surendranath, a film producer friend of Arun Nayar told People this week.

"Liz and Arun have really enjoyed themselves. They've been very relaxed because it's all gone so smoothly."

Sorry, Violet Affleck, you're not enough for your mother.

While Jennifer Garner admits there are pitfalls to being a Hollywood mom, she also wants to add another tyke or two to her resume.

"I'm assuming we'll have at least one more, but not for a while," the former Alias star â€" and hot wife of Ben Affleck â€" tells the British edition of Marie Claire in its April issue.

Regarding the problems of raising a child in Hollywood, where parental indulgence often outweighs discipline, Garner tells the magazine, "If anyone has any ideas, let me know!"

Maybe just toss the kid into your car, have no worries, as Madonna would recommend.

But that would probably frighten the former Alias star.

She says she feels "both happiness and anxiety more deeply" since giving birth to Violet. For example:"Last night I read this script about cancer and had to get out of bed, get a drink of water and watch Grey's Anatomy, it was so terrifying to me."

Let's hope she didn't look at Ellen Pompeo too closely, however. That skeletal body can be scary in its own right.

Ever since the hottest kiss ever, Madonna and Britney Spears have been inexorably linked in the minds of the public.

It's only fitting, then, that the pop star was caught taking off in her Escalade ESV without buckling her 17-month-old son.

Wait, which star are we talking about? The adopted mother of 17-month-old David Banda or troubled train wreck mom of Sean Preston (also 17 months)?

Amazingly, it's the 48-year-old Madonna who jeopardized her adopted son's life and provided The Hollywood Gossip amusement in this case.

There was no car seat," a source says. "She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap."

Reps for the legendary singer/children's book author tell Us Weekly that "proper protection and security measures are always taken for Madonna's children."

No word on whether Madonna's rep also said Jason Wahler is a model citizen.

Rumor has it that Jayden James is already freaking that he's going to get dropped or abandoned at some point soon. We all know that Britney's lost her mind, so we don't blame him - but at least a sane Kevin Federline is taking care of the little tyke.

One would think that after raising three kids, finding spiritual enlightenment, and witnessing Britney Spears' amazing public crotch shot meltdown, Madonna would have it all figured out.

Apparently not. All we know is that these two need to make out again.

This month's issue of GQ has a brief interview with a Hollywood Gossip favorite, the lovely and spunky Kristin Cavallari. Here's what the former Laguna Beach star, ex-girlfriend of Brody Jenner and aspiring actress has to say about her hit series, the L.A. dating scene, and her new movie, Spring Breakdown ...

GQ: What's Spring Breakdown about?
Kristin Cavallari: It's a comedy. Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, and Parker Posey were dorks in college and never had a spring break. I'm in a group of girls called "the Sevens" â€" there are seven of us, and we wear Seven jeans â€" and we're the hot girls. Amy Poehler wants to hang out with us, so we make her over.

GQ: Didn't Amy Poehler make fun of you on Saturday Night Live?
Kristin Cavallari: It was Weekend Update. She said something like, "Kristin Cavallari was seen canoodling with the Taliban." It was funny.

GQ: You dated Nick Lachey. How bad did the paparazzi get?
Kristin Cavallari: I'd have twelve cars waiting outside my house. I was 19. The paparazzi got out of hand. My makeup artist always told me that if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

GQ: Laguna Beach is scripted, right? You can tell us.
Kristin Cavallari: I don't see Laguna Beach as a reality show. The producers would say, "Kristin, come here at this time to have lunch with this person to talk about this. Ask him this specific question." In one scene my hair is short, and in the next scene it's down to here. How does anyone not notice that?

GQ: Is it true that people in Laguna want to kick MTV out?
Kristin Cavallari: Laguna Beach is so small and artsy and old. All of a sudden, MTV comes in and corrupts it. Now there are Laguna Beach tours of the restaurants and clothing store we would go to.

GQ: Do people in Los Angeles ever stay in on a Friday night?
Kristin Cavallari: Very few. It's the same people, the same thing, every single night. This L.A. lifestyle isn't really for me. Everyone's naked. The plastic surgery thing. It gets old. It's hard to meet a guy here.

GQ: Are you one of those pretty girls who's convinced she's a nerd at heart?
Kristin Cavallari: No, I never say I'm a nerd.

The Gossip gives props to Kristin for essentially outing MTV. Its "reality" shows are so scripted it's not even funny. Come on now, there's no way Jason Wahler magically appears and gets a second chance to date Lauren Conrad (Kristin's high school rival) on The Hills. Which isn't to say we don't love watching it. But seriously.

Anyway, enjoy these Kristin Cavallari photos ... 

Former American Idol champion Carrie Underwood, made her triumphant return to the show program night, looking like some weight had been taken off her shoulders ... and arms ... and face ... if you know what we're saying.

We're saying she might be anorexic. Now, before we go any further, let us point out that in a way, she's battled an eating disorder all her life. It's called "vegetarianism." So it's no surprise she's shedding pounds faster than she dispatched of Bo Bice and every other Season 4 foe.

We're not about to claim that the adorable Carrie has officially joined the Nicole Richie School of Dieting, but something's amiss here. Anyway, here's a quick photo comparison of the country star, both last night and two years ago when she was named the next American Idol.

Here's hoping this year's favorite, Melinda Doolittle, doesn't follow the same destructive path. We doubt she will. That girl looks like she can eat! And that's cool. It really is.

In the NFL draft next month, it's fairly obvious the New England Patriots need to draft an offensive linemen. Their quarterback, Tom Brady, needs serious protection.

Zing!

Just a couple months after his ex, Bridget Moynahan, announced that she was preggers with a tyke from Tom, the football star's latest tight end may also have a Brady bun in the oven.

Indeed, after The Hollywood Gossip staff joked that Gisele Bundchen was happily telling the Super Bowl winner about his latest sperm touchdown, rumors are swirling that this is actually the case.

A source tells Rush & Molloy: "She has told friends it's true."

That's good enough for us to run with the story. Now, the question is: Will Brady make an honest woman out of Gisele? Or Bridget? Or both? As Salma Hayek just proved, pregnancy often leads to marriage ... but what about dueling pregnancies?

And coule any team of celebrity babies knock off Brady's bunch on the football field? We doubt it.