Leonardo DiCaprio recently made headlines when his security team got into a brawl in Israel.

But Hollywood Gossip sources are reporting that the studly actor may soon be making headlines of a less violent kind - by marrying model girlfriend, Bar Refaeli. If this is the case, it will break the hearts of women across the world.

Especially those that dated Leo and still pine for the Oscar nominee. Such a list might include Sienna Miller. It definitely would include Gisele Bundchen, although she seems to have at least moved on with Tom Brady.

As for Rafaeli, she's onl 21; the same as as Lauren Conrad. Is she really ready for marriage? If not, there's a Hollywood Gossip staffer or two she could call.

If so, we wish these two the same sort of happiness as fellow recently engaged couple, Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault.

On Laguna Beach, they were the leaders of two different cliques, and their rivalry was often a focal point of the hit MTV reality series.

Since graduating from high school, they've moved on to bigger and better things. But the question still remains: Who's your favorite Laguna babe, the in-your-face, gorgeous alpha vixen (Kristin Cavallari, top) or the pretty, laid-back, All-American girl (Lauren Conrad)?

It's a tough call. KC or LC, The Hills leading lady? We'll have to look at these pics a while before we make our decision. Hey, we all can't be like Brody Jenner and date both.

Ah, Lindsay Lohan and your slutty ways.

How The Hollywood Gossip has missed you.

Following the shortest stint in rehab history, Lindsay is back in the news by being back on the cover of a magazine.

And her giant boobs have joined her inside the pages of GQ.

The feature story follows an interview in which Dina Lohan claims that her family is normal. Which is true. As long as normal is code for "skanked out and desperate for attention."

Don't believe us? Just ask Lindsay herself.

In the article, the Firecrotch Queen says she misses Harry Morton.

Sort of:

"I need a boyfriend... There are three different boys I like, maybe five," Lohan said, as five random guys walked past her on a sidewalk.

Guess this means the fling with Brody Jenner didn't last long.

The picture attached to this post also obviously means Lindsay is done with booze. After all, that's a can of Red Bull in her hand. It's proof the rehab worked. So you have nothing at all to worry about, Jesse Metcalfe.

Sanjaya Malakar survived to sing poorly for another week after last night's American Idol results show.

This may make the stomach of many fans turn - but it makes one particular one grumble for food. And, no, we're not talking about Nicole Richie.

Some idiot desperate for attention - or at least a hobby - and going by the name of "J" on her MySpace account has taken up a hunger strike until Sanjaya is voted out of the competition. Here's what she has to say:

Aside from the initial debacle with contestant Antonella Barba, season 6 was starting to look like it may be actually very good.

The big voices of Melinda Doolittle and LaKisha Jones, the innovative styling's of Blake Lewis, and the smooth R&B of Phil Stacey are just a few of the hopefuls with immense potential.

However, there is one hinge in this broad spectrum of talent this year ... Sanjaya Malakar.

We have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on American Idol. The judges faltered with their decision to place him in the final 24, and American Idol voters have done even worse by keeping him on.

So until the day that Sanjya is no longer American Idol, I will be going on a hunger strike.

Wow. Imagine how these person will feel if Heather Mills makes it far on Dancing with the Stars. Can one even go on a double hunger strike?

What's freakier than a Janice Dickinson crotch shot?

How about Michael Jackson doing just about anything!

With armed security and entourage in tow, Mr. Neverland and his hooded, veiled freak show children landed at LAX Wednesday, after their circus barnstorming tour of Japan and England.

Debbie Rowe and the mother ship were nowhere to be found, but Prince Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson and Prince Michael II, a.k.a. Blanket, followed their freaky (King of?) Pop through security en route to ground transportation.... 

PHOTO CREDITS: Bauer-Griffin

The gang allegedly flew commercial. Suckers. Gone are the days of private jets. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Wonder if they saw Britney Spears over at the baggage claim area.

Too bad Japan couldn't keep MJ over there, since they adore him so much. We're guessing America wouldn't mind. Heck, we could throw in John Mayer as a bonus.

Yeah, yeah. We know. She's still beautiful on the inside. Always. That's what we want little Sean Preston and Jayden James to know as they grow up in this cruel world.

But come on. Do you prefer the Cue Ball of 2007 to these amazing Britney Spears photos of yesteryear? Yeah. Didn't think so. As much as troubled chicks in detox really turn us on, we long for the good ol' days...

We still love our girl. That won't change. But you can't deny that she's fallen off the iconic pedestal somewhat. A look at these Britney pics will tell you that.

Long before all the ex-husbands (Jason Alexander, K-Fed), one-night stands (J.R. Rotem) all-night sex romps (Isaac Cohen), sex tape rumors, crotch shots, hard core drug binges, uncontrollable rage, manic depression, possible insanity and head shaving, there was the incomparable goddess that was Britney Spears.

We just miss it, okay?

The troubles on the set of The Simple Life - Nicole Richie collapsing on set late last week and being hospitalized for dehydration earlier this month - are the result of something new, her rep says.

Hypoglycemia. Which we all know does not exist.

Much like "exhaustion" or "chronic fatigue."

"In her ongoing effort to focus on her well-being, Nicole has recently been diagnosed with hypoglycemia" or low blood sugar, her spokesperson said.

Nicole Richie, 25, announced in October that she was seeking treatment for what her rep described as an "inability to put on weight."

The Gossip likes to call it "being an anorexic waif."

And though she and Paris Hilton work as counselors at a health camp on the fifth season of their E! reality show, Richie's own physical "issues" have recently taken center stage.

"Despite the efforts of Brody Jenner, a source says, "Four or five times she's felt really faint and almost passed out. She has to go into her trailer for a good part of the day."

But Richie's representative tells the media that since the "actress" got her hypoglycemia "diagnosis," she is taking steps to manage it.

Adds a Simple Life spokesperson: "Nicole has reported to work each day and the results have been fantastic."

We're guessing by fantastic, they mean boring, staged and utterly unwatchable. Not unlike just about anything Keanu Reeves stars in.

Meanwhile, Richie is due to appear in court on April 2 to face misdemeanor charges stemming from a December DUI arrest in Los Angeles. She pleaded not guilty on February 20.

She weighs 85 pounds.

Christina Aguilera is in the middle of her worldwide Back to Basics tour.

But that doesn't mean she and husband Jordan Bratman don't knowshow to keep the romance alive despite the distance.

"He'll fill my room with balloons and I won't be expecting it," she told People magazine Wednesday at a party in New York City for her Nylon magazine cover. "I'll come in the room and there will be balloons everywhere and a card and my favorite chocolates all around â€" and I'm always sending cards when I can, just cute little love notes."

What else makes their marriage work?

"Naked Sundays definitely keep it spicy! And we make sure that we always have fun together and keep it fun and sexy. We went to Disneyland with a couple of friends on Valentines Day, keeping it super fun and light."

"We go out to romantic dinners a lot. We always make key spots, dim, sexy spots. We do anything your average couple would do, but with an interesting twist."

X-tina says her and her hubby do plan on having a family - but like Gisele Bundchen said, don't expect any little ones just yet.

Bratman, a music exec, was on hand to support his wife Wednesday night at the Hotel Gansevoort, where other party guests included Eve, Lance Bass, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Amber Tamblyn, Alan Cumming, Joss Stone and Joel Madden.

Justin Timberlake also stopped by to chat with his former touring mate.

Brazilian beauty Gisele Bundchen has finally spoken out, denying reports that she's pregnant with her boyfriend's child.

"It's crazy how people can make up these stories," the Victoria's Secret model said of the pregnancy rumors on the Spanish TV program Corazon de Primavera.

"I'm not pregnant and I'm not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects."

Two weeks ago, a popular Brazilian celebrity website reported that Bundchen was expecting a child with Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

The hunk is currently expecting a baby with the ex-girlfriend he dated for years before Gisele, actress Bridget Moynahan.

Bundchen has admitted that she wants babies, but for right now, she says she feels she's much too young to have a child.

"It's just something I don't want now - it's for the future," she said. "I'm 26 years old, for Christ's sake! Why would I have a baby now?"

Better yet, why two? Sorry, Britney Spears.

Dina Lohan was forced to get wasted at Hyde. And Bungalow 8. And any other time she was caught acting like an irresponsible mother.

"Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan says in the April issue of Harper's Bazaar. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"

Pasta on walls? Sounds to us like the party mom is wasted again. But that must be the fault of Lindsay Lohan.

Don't blame Ms. Firecrotch for the media fixation on Dina's club-hopping image, though. That's solely due for how incredibly good looking this 44-year old is. Naturally.

"If I looked like a tire, they wouldn't even give a damn," Dina says, dissing tires across the world. "And I'm not that hot, trust me."

We know. We'd rather stare at pictures of Star Jones.

Lohan also lashes out at the suggestion that Lindsay, who checked into rehab in January, is an alcoholic. "She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in," she says. "And she's from an addictive personality genetically."

Hey, Jesse Metcalfe, maybe you can use the same excuse.

As for sometimes sipping Montrachet in front of her daughter? "It's not a weird, freaky thing. No, we're normal. It's normalcy," Dina insists.

Meanwhile, while the elder Loan also reveals that she led a couple of interventions for Lindsay in the past and tried to convince her daughter to go to rehab, she says - in a nationally circulated publication - that such knowledge isn't for the public to know.

"Like if your child's in high school and they have a bulimia problem or they're ADD, you're not going to stand on the stage and go, Oh, my kid's screwed up. I'm sorry, that's disgusting."

Wait, did she just call Nicole Richie digusting?

On Wednesday morning, the New York Post and the cohosts of The View expressed skepticism about Lohan's comments, which a rep for the manager mom rep says has Lohan upset.

"The woman is honest," the rep said to People magazine. "Just because the New York Post and Rosie O'Donnell take everything out of context? There's nothing bad there. Dina's doing the best she can with what she has. [She] has three other kids. No one ever talks about that."

That's not true. The Hollywood Gossip is obsessed with making sure that Ali Lohan doesn't fall into the same trouble that has plagued her screwed up mother and sister. That's why we think Angelina Jolie should adopt her.