Victoria Beckham has been searching for her Beverly Hills dream house for a while now and she's finally found one big enough for her huge breasts growing family.

Unfortunately, it's too rich for even the former Spice Girl, current diva and future reality TV star. The home was priced at almost $40 million.

A source close to Victoria and David Beckham said:

"They are careful with investments. When you think what David's contract was to move to L.A. to play for the Galaxy, you would think this was a drop in the ocean for them. But they don't want to spend that on a Hollywood house at the moment."

Rumor has it they were going to shack up at TomKat's mansion, but they apparently settled on Meg Ryan's old Bel Air home.

The price? A paltry $20 million.

We're a little disappointed in Posh, who we'd have guessed would have made David start an acting career at night to pay for the dream home.

But at least she and Katie Holmes can shop together more often.

They've been through it all: divorce parties, MySpace bashing, herpes accusations.

Yet the love has remained. And now Shanna Moakler has confirmed to People magazine that she's officially reunited with her ex-husband, Travis Barker. But she's not pregnant.

"While I hope one day to have more children with Travis, I am not pregnant," says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant. "But yes, I'm madly in love with my husband."

Barker, the drummer for Blink 182, threw an early 32nd birthday for Moakler over the weekend at Miami's Cameo nightclub. Safe to say, Jay Grdina wasn't invited.

"They were really affectionate with each other all night long," says a partygoer. "They really looked loving and happy."

More than 100 guests, including Kimberly Stewart and Mark McGrath, watched Moakler â€" whose real birthday is March 28 â€" blow out the candles on her cake while Barker sang an off-key rendition of "Happy Birthday." Moakler then kissed Barker on the lips while the crowd applauded.

The couple, who appeared in their own MTV reality show Meet the Barkers, have two children together. They endured well-publicized ups and downs even before Barker filed for divorce last August. This included a make out session with Paris Hilton.

We have no idea why.

Kirsten Dunst is a woman about town in NYC.

Recently, we reported she was seen hooking up with a trio of shaggy stars - Andy Samberg, Adrian Grenier and Adam Brody.

Then she was romantically linked to Fabrizio Moretti, known to Gossip fans as the ex of Drew Barrymore. But she reportedly kicked him to the curb a little while back too.

Reportedly (and this may change by the time you read this), the blond babe is now dating Johnny Borell, frontman of the band Razorlight. Which, apparently, exists.

They met at a Razorlight show three weeks ago, then showed up at Blender House at the South by Southwest music festival in Austin, Tx., this weekend and danced to the band while "kissing and cuddling on the dance floor and drinking Absolut cocktails," according to the New York Daily News.

We expect Johnny Borrell to be a thing of the past within a week or two. But for now, we're glad this couple is happy.

And how's this for a random, D-list celebrity sighting: Also on hand was Cisco Adler, rocking out (not while naked, sadly) and hitting on a girl from the Pierces. That's also a band!

Screw Google.

We were getting tired of superior, cutting edge technology and thought we should find a shadier, less talented and more self-promoting search engine tool.

We're talking about Searching with Kevin. Federline. The guy and his PR peeps have come out with his own search engine. Let us reiterate this. Kevin Federline has his own branded search engine that offers you chances to win prizes (going to Kevin's birthday party, even) ...

There's even a Search with Kevin toolbar you can install, always keeping the illmatic research skillz of the estranged Mr. Britney Spears at your disposal.

Surprisingly, it appears that one can use the engine to search for things other than bling-bling, oversized jeans, rap lyrics and Jenna Jameson pics online.

You can peep it here if you feel like wasting your time. All we have to say is this is even more ridiculous than a Lauren Conrad clothing line. Which actually isn't that absurd, given that she's a stylish gal and an intern at a major fashion magazine.

Okay, bad example. FedEx may be showing he's a good father to young little Jayden James Federline, but his search engine blows. End of story. THG out.

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to videos that focus on her body.

In case you haven't heard, the socialite with no admirable skills is the main attraction in a recently released sex tape with her ex, Ray J.

And now, a new video is hitting the market. In it, Kim also stretches her body, squats, bends over and generally contorts her body alongside celebrity fitness trainer, Kathy Kaehler. Indeed, the The Kim Kardashian Workout for Your Mind, Body and Spirit will also give plenty of imaginations a workout picturing Kim Kardashian nude.

As the images attached to this post reveal, the brunette stays mostly clothed throughout the fitness tutorial. Still, it's a welcome change from the status quo of Kim and her rich friend, Paris Hilton, giving nothing but their wallets - and loose morals - a workout.

If sex tapes lead to fitness tapes, then looks like we can anticipate a Keeley Hazell video again in the near future. That would be cool.

Tara Conner isn't the only one fighting to stay sober. With Britney Spears' discharge date looming, the question remains: Is she ready to leave rehab?

Us Weekly asked Clare Waismann, an addiction specialist and director of the Waismann Method, to find out if the singer is ready to make a fresh start.

Us: Once Britney Spears leaves her rehab facility, what are some of the next steps required for a successful recovery?
CW: "I believe that she's going to need a wonderful psychiatrist who can chemically balance her. [I think] Britney has a long history of depression that has been misdiagnosed."

THG NOTE: Isaac Cohen called that one!

Us: If depression is the issue, what would a doctor recommend?
CW: "Keep her on a great anti-depressant and make sure her hormone level is stable. Because of all of her diets, pregnancies and her depression, she seems completely imbalanced."

THG NOTE: Was it the shaved head or the unrelenting, uncontrollable rage that gave it away?

Us: Recently Kevin Federline has stepped up to the plate and assumed the supportive father role. How important is he as a support system?
CW: "He's supporting her as a father [to Sean Preston and Jayden James] and a husband and that's the best support she can get right now."

Us: How long does it typically take someone in Britney Spears' situation to get back on track?
CW: "It could take six months to a year. This time she will be very frail, not just mentally but chemically as well. Her body the last three years has gone through ups and downs with pregnancies and diets and divorces. All those things can cause chemical imbalances. She needs probably a year away from everything and everybody so she can at least stabilize herself."

Us: Speaking from your experiences, do you think she has much of a chance of relapse? Or will she be able to turn her life around and have the career she once had?
CW: "She's got to stay away from the business for a while to find herself. It's going to take a lot of intervention from her family, who are her biggest supporters right now."

THG NOTE: What about Jason Filyaw?

Us: Is she more prone to relapse because she's a public figure?
CW: "Absolutely."

Us: How would you advise someone in her situation to move forward?
CW: "Her best bet for the next year is just living a very mellow and motherly life."

To think we've been saying this for six months - and the T.H. Gossip staff is not comprised of psychologists or "addiction specialists." Although we do have some experience with addiction... looking at Rachel Bilson photos.

Move over, Hilary Duff. You aren't the only celebrity feeling pressure to lose weight.

In the past, Jenna Jameson only felt the pressure of the next porn star on top of her - but take a look at the pictures below. What happened to the buxom-laden blonde that so often swallowed ... food during her film shoots?

Recently, the close, non-virginal pal of Paris Hilton has been disappearing every time she turns sideways. The adult movie queen may be used to being on top of men and/or women, but these days, she's on top of the shrinking world of actresses and singers.

Granted, Jenna has a long way to go until she's in the class of Keira Knightley. Or Nicole Richie. But we hope she stops trying to match them post-meal vomit for post-meal vomit.

Then again, Knightley might be joing Jameson's world of porn soon, according to recent comics. Perhaps these two are trading places and we'll see Jenna swashbuckling with Johnny Depp one of these days.

Stranger things have happened. Like Tara Conner actually remaining sober.

We thank TVSquad.com for providing us with the following report. Now, let's get right to the opening night of this season's Dancing with the Stars ...

Ian Ziering and Cheryl Burke (Cha Cha Cha) - It's tough to be the first dancers of the night, but Ian and Cheryl did a tremendous job. Their energetic performance included some decent footwork. Cheryl's hair was gorgeous, as usual, but I wasn't a fan of the Ziering facial hair. The judges gave Ian some technical criticism, but the pair walked away with a fair score of 21 (Carrie: 7, Len: 7, Bruno: 7).

Paulina Porizkova and Alec Mazo (Foxtrot) - Paulina immediately won sympathy after her partner said that his father had a lot of her pinup photos. Harsh. The former supermodel was worried about looking like Bullwinkle on the dance floor, but she was graceful and lovely. Her choice of dress and hair only emphasized the sophistication of the performance. The judges' opinions differed a bit, unfortunately, and the couple received a 19 (6, 6, 7).

Billy Ray Cyrus and Karina Smirnoff (Cha Cha Cha) - Expected a lot from Billy Ray, and his mullet-themed performance was a big disappointment. Was hoping that Karina's wigs would not show up for a few weeks, but her hair malfunction caused one of the biggest snafus of the night. Billy Ray is very charming, but I had no idea what he was going for out there. The couple's mess of a performance deserved their score of 13 (5, 4, 4).

Leeza Gibbons and Tony Dovolani (Foxtrot) - After making such a big deal of her age, was surprised that Leeza picked a costume that exposed so much of her back. Her behind-the-scenes power struggle with Tony was amusing, however. Their performance seemed stiff; Leeza is not as limber as her younger competitors. She does have great presence, though, and hopefully she can use her work ethic to her advantage. Score: 15 (5, 5, 5).

Joey Fatone and Kym Johnson (Cha Cha Cha) - There's no way that this guy is an underdog. He has more dance experience than any other contestant, and it showed. Joey and Kym's performance was crowd-pleasing and the most technically proficient of the evening. They won everyone over and earned an impressive 24 points (8, 8, 8).

Laila Ali and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Foxtrot) - With her boxer's physique, Laila manages to be gorgeous and intimidating at the same time. Expected her strong figure to be her downfall, but it ended up being an advantage. Would not have guessed that any couple could generate more heat than Maksim and Willa Ford from last season, but these two are seriously sexy together. Their intense, competitive personalities came through on the dance floor, and the judges rewarded them with a 23 (7, 8, 8).

John Ratzenberger and Edyta Sliwinska (Cha Cha Cha) - John deserves some major points for coming in as a last-minute replacement and doing a presentable job with his dance. The actor was dignified and enthusiastic, and his performance was better than the judges had expected. As usual, Edyta opted for as little clothing as possible, dancing in what can only be called a bikini dress. Luckily, John avoided looking like a dirty old man and received a respectable 17 for his efforts (6, 5, 6).

Shandi Finnessey and Brian Fortuna (Foxtrot) - Bruno compared this couple to Ken and Barbie. Both dancers were impressed with one another's cuteness, and their performance was about as passionate as two dolls moving across the dance floor. Shandi has height on her side, however, and could go far if she shows more emotion in her performances. The couple earned a bland 19 (6, 6, 7).

Clyde Drexler and Elena Grinenko (Cha Cha Cha) - Waited all night for someone to incorporate Clyde Drexler's nickname into the show, and it finally happened in Hour Two. The former athlete did do some gliding; he is certainly a crowd favorite. He seems a bit uncomfortable with his height on the dance floor, though, and his performance was too safe. Score: 18 (6, 6, 6).

Heather Mills and Jonathan Roberts (Foxtrot) - All of the build-up surrounding Mills' disability was pretty distracting. Found it difficult to watch her performance without anticipating some sort of major stumble. It turned out that the only tragic mishap during Heather and Jonathan's dance involved Heather's yellow-and-pink monstrosity of a dress. Yikes. Was she sponsored by a banana company? Her foxtrot was pretty tame, but she seemed to enjoy herself. Heather got no special treatment from the judges, who gave her performance an 18 (6, 6, 6).

Apolo Anton Ohno and Julianne Hough (Cha Cha Cha) - Shandi and Brian may not be the cutest couple after all. Apolo's energy and athleticism were infectious during his cha cha, and his partner Julianne is totally adorable. The pair gave an entertaining, playful performance, but the crowd seemed a little quiet at first. The judges gave them some technical advice, and seemed to love their energy. Score: 21 (7, 7, 7).

She's a hot young star - one of the hottest in Hollywood, even.

She's got a hit TV show (Heroes), a half dozen movie credits to her name, and a new album (produced by J.R. Rotem) due out this May.

So what the frick is Hayden Panettiere doing in an NHL commercial?

A good question. One can understand the 17-year-old starlet's confusion - and subsequent anger at her agent - when she learned she'd be promoting this lame sports league....

An NFL ad with Tom Brady would be something. But the NHL? After all, the girl's career is on the rise here. You could say Hayden is like the anti-Britney Spears.

She can't be showing her face in an ad for a league that averages less than a third of the viewers of Heroes for a typical game. Can she? Who knows. Maybe it's punishment for being seen out with Rumer Willis. That's, like, career suicide.

Rosie O'Donnell may hate Donald Trump.

But the billionaire has made quite the impression on someone much better looking.

Former coke head and beauty queen Tara Conner stopped by "Last Call with Carson Daly" on Friday night and admitted she'd still be a user (or worse) without The Donald's help.

"I'd probably still be using," she said.

"I could be dead or in jail, I'm grateful."

Daly also asked the soon-to-be-unthroned Miss USA what she thought of Britney Spears' coming and goings from Promises rehab.

Like a true pageant winner, Conner kept her answer diplomatic:

"It's different strokes for different folks, I had to stay put because my disease was progressed way too far to be jumping in and out."

Conner, however, did not comment on the chances of another Miss USA, Shandi Finnessey, to win Dancing with the Stars.