Asked two weeks ago  what he had planned for Jessica Simpson's birthday July 10, Tony Romo said, "It's a secret." Guess a kick out the door works best by surprise.

As it turned out, Simpson's birthday surprise turned out to be a shocker as the Dallas Cowboys quarterback ended their year-and-a-half relationship July 9.

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Despite reports - and quotes from Jon Gosselin himself - that he and Ed Hardy fashion designer Christian Audigier spent the weekend finalizing a deal to launch a children's clothing line, the designer's rep now says no such project is happening.

"Christian is absolutely not starting a kids' clothing line with Jon," the rep said. "As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all."

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Akon knocked up some woman who now wants him to make child support payments - but she claims the only thing he does better than sing the hook on every song on the radio is hide from the process servers who try to subpoena his ass.

A lawyer for Sara Coleman has been desperately trying to serve Akon, even at the Michael Jackson memorial service, but so far has not done so. Dude is elusive!

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In Crank, Jason Statham's character, hitman Chev Chelios, discovers that his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

Fortunately, even if this weren't just a movie plot, Statham would remain alive today, as his heart rate reportedly went flying in Las Vegas over the weekend. The cause? Holly Madison.

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Yes, you read that headline right. The August issue of GQ Magazine features a picture of Marisa Miller nude. In the bathtub. Covered by some soap and that's it.

This is somethingnew to the Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated model, who is one of the planet's finest creations, but it is still noteworthy because, well ...

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As his bitter divorce case with Kelis rages on, Nas now claims that 1. He's paid her more than she says, and 2. He makes less than she thinks he does.

Kelis claims that the rapper made $11 million for his latest album deal. Nas fired back in legal papers, "I did not receive even half that amount."

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