While rumors about the recent weight loss of Jenna Jameson have been ongoing, at least one unfortunate reason why this porn legend may be undergoing physical trauma has been revealed:

In November 2004, Jameson went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back - and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.

Then, before the ex-wife of Jay Grdina could go into surgery, a blood test revealed that she was two months pregnant. However, her joy soon turned to sadness.

The day after she received the happy news, the porn star miscarried, probably due to the stress of the cancer.

The following month, Jameson had the mole excised and has been 100 percent cancer-free ever since. Hence, the subsequent partying with Paris Hilton and others.

The 33-year-old devout Catholic (and author of How to Make Love Like a Porn Star) told Us Weekly that she's made peace with her heartbreak.

"If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn't have had the surgery," she said. "So it was all in God's plan."

We didn't know devout Catholics could be adult film actresses. That's sort of like Sanjaya Malakar being a talent scout.

What the hell is Marilyn Manson thinking?

Yes, we realize this open-ended question could be applied to anything Marilyn Manson does. But in this case, we're referring to his divorcing the sultry Dita Von Teese (below), who's been known to show off her, um, assets… 

The shock rocker's ex-wife performed a jaw-dropping striptease at Crazy Horse Paris at the MGM Grand Monday night in Las Vegas, according to TMZ.

The routine involves the lovely Dita Von Teese hosing herself down on stage while wearing little more than a thong and pasties. Hot stuff!

Manson recently told Le Parisien newspaper that the they split up because Dita wanted him to "become more adult, more responsible," something he must have refused to do.

Perhaps she wanted to be the one to wear the makeup in the family. Or he couldn't handle the possibility of everyone seeing Dita Von Teese nude in Penthouse. Who the heck knows.

All we can say for sure here at The Hollywood Gossip is that if this is the act Dita performs for the masses, imagine what the private performances must be like.

Ooooga. Evan Rachel Wood, you've got some hot shoes to fill.

If Vanessa Minnillo really wants to become a mommy, it helps to spend a lot of time around her man.

Hence, this exciting news: Vanessa is moving in with Nick Lachey!

The New York correspondent for Entertainment Tonight is moving into Lachey's Beverly Hills home, sticking it to Jessica Simpson and focusing on becoming an actress on the West coast, according to the New York Post.

Minnillo and Lachey have been dating for about a year, so the move is nowhere as shocking as the idea of Victoria Beckham and her huge breasts trying to bust a move on Dancing with the Stars next year.

But we hope Vanessa is careful about future career plans if she hopes to remain an on-air personality. To wit:

The Post also reports that Access Hollywood's Maria Menounous got canned from Entertainment Weekly after she focused too much energy on sitcom and movie roles.

Several sources say that former Spice Girl and tabloid favorite Victoria Beckham is considering joining the future cast of Dancing With the Stars.

Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice, will move to Los Angeles this summer as her soccer-star husband, David Beckham, begins his contract with L.A. Galaxy.

Victoria Beckham is reportedly taking the proposal "very seriously" as the media exposure is said to have enhanced the reputation of another Brit, Heather Mills.

Although Victoria Beckham might not want to go too crazy with such comparisons, seeing as Heather Mills is a gold-digging, instructional sex tape star and former call girl with a fake leg.

An inside Dancing with the Stars source tells Britain's newspaper, The Sun, "We're halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather... We really want Victoria. She's not very popular right now, like Heather Mills wasn't. That's why she'd be perfect."

"Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her."

Now they're thinking. Beckham's former Spice Girl counterpart, Emma Bunton, also appeared on the original British show, Strictly Come Dancing, last year.

Who's next, Katie Price?

Before you go bidding on the Kate Moss nude photos that are apparently going up for auction next month, keep this in mind:

There's a good chance shots of this train wreck naked will hit the Web pretty much any time she goes out with drug-ridden boyfriend, Pete Doherty. So you may wanna save your money.

But two prints of the model that makes Britney Spears look put together will go under the auction hammer at London's Christie's auction house in May.

These certainly aren't the craziest things ever sold - spending money on a Dannielynn domain name ain't exactly normal, either - but they may be among the most unnecessary.

After all, photos of Moss with clothes on may be harder to come by than any birthday suit shots. What's next, a picture of David Weintraub in a designer suit going on sale?

Certain actresses might as well go to work in their birthday suites. Eva Mendes nude, for example, is not exactly an uncommon sighting.

But Zooey Deschanel? Her most well-known movie role is the Will Ferrell vehicle, Elf. Not exactly a bastion of pornography.

Which is not to say that Deschanel is going all Jenna Jameson on us in the near future, either. But the rising star recently talked about taking her clothes off for the first - and probably only - time when she portrays music legend Janis Joplin in the the film Gospel According to Janis.

"There's a famous series of photos of Janis wearing nothing but beads and we're recreating that for the movie," Zooey Deschanel explains. "I've never taken off my clothes for a role before and I doubt I'll do it again, but to really become who Janis was I have to get into the mindset that says there's nothing to be ashamed about."

So there's a reason to check out this movie, fellas. Like pictures of an almost nude Hilary Swank, Deschanel in the buff may never come around again.

He's already been named girl of the day.

But even we didn't expect Sanjaya Malakar to take it this far.

The American Idol annoyance was recently seen performing in a snazzy white number... that was also sported by another Hollywood star... Grey's Anatomy actress Katherine Heigl.

That's right. The kid is officially cross-dressing. Hopefully, he got this outfit from sister Shyamali Malakar. Although we wouldn't bank on it, since she prefers life in the nude.

Bless her heart. Anyway, here's the evidence ... Who wins this fashion face-off?

 

We'll give the edge to the Grey's Anatomy star. The benefit of the doubt on this one goes to whomever brings talent to his or her craft. Oh yeah, and Heigl is much better looking (possibly even hotter than Haley Scarnato). Sorry, Sanjaya.

It is time, yet again, for T.H. Gossip to break down last night�s gripping episode of The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman on ABC.

Oh, who are we kidding. We're going to do the usual thing and let the Sports Gal do the honors. The wife of ESPN�s beloved Sports Guy (a.k.a. Bill Simmons) does a tremendous job, as we know.

She recapped episode 2 brilliantly last week, and the drama only intensified last night as Andy Baldwin bid farewell to more aspiring trophy wives. Without any further delay, we turn it over to the Sports Gal!

We made history on The Bachelor this week! The show started with a drill sergeant waking up the girls and dragging them out for calisthenics. Bill thought the drill sergeant looked like Dick Bavetta on steroids. I'm not sure who he is, but okay.

I was more shocked that none of the girls was wearing makeup during an HD broadcast. They should've had a follow-up show with the girls watching this show in HD. I guarantee half would cry, two would pass out and the rest would flee to the MAC counter.

But that wasn't the history-making part. Running through a set of tires, Bevin wrenched her ankle and ended up with a displaced fracture plus a rose from a guilty Andy. Here was the history-making part:

The other girls became jealous because Bevin got a rose and 1-on-1 time with Andy Baldwin at the hospital. Now others may start maiming themselves for more time with Andy. We might see Tessa throw herself down a flight of stairs within the next three shows.

Obviously, Andy wasn't too upset because he made his first group date at the mud baths. Not a lot of highlights here except that BBBD ("Big Boobs/Bad Dresser") was in heat and kept rubbing mud on Andy as an excuse to molest him.

She's a tramp. Bill thinks there's an 80 percent chance she has a sex tape floating around out there and claims he has never Googled this to find out for sure. I don't believe him.

Follow this link to continue the Sports Gal's unique, in-depth coverage of The Bachelor ...

Forgive us for being grossed out over the idea of Lacey Chabert nude.

To us, she'll always be the little girl from Party of Five. And the only actress from that show we wanna see in the buff is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Nevertheless, Lacey has grown up. Just read what she has to say in an interview with Maxim below:

In your new movie, you're being terrorized by a maniac who's been locked in an attic. Do you survive?
I can't say. But I do have one really cool scene where I go under the house to reset the circuit breaker and he chases me. I'm crawling through the mud on my stomach, trying to get away, and I have mud in my eyes, in my teeth, up my nose…I was sneezing mud for two days after that.

Sexy. Is there a horror flick that scarred you for life?
Chucky really freaked me out. At the time my little brother had one of those My Buddy dolls that looked just like Chucky [sort of like Clay Aiken does]. My sisters would torture us with it. They'd prop him up at night with a butter knife in his arm so he'd be sitting there like that when we woke up.

You've grown up a lot since Party of Five. What was it like being an awkward teen on national television?
I had to go through everything on that show - my first kiss, my first bra. I was 11 when it started and a late bloomer. They wrote an episode about how I'm changing in the locker room in junior high and all the other girls have bras, but I'm just in a little undershirt, so I get a Wonderbra and stuff it. I had a fitting to figure out what they'd stuff my bra with - tissue, silicone, padding. For a week everyone analyzed how I looked with boobs and said maybe I should grow some one day.

Looks like you took that advice to heart.
Yeah, when they finally arrived, they came with a vengeance.

Your character on the show, Claudia, was such a goody two-shoes. Did you ever want her to cut loose?
In the last two seasons, I was drinking and smoking, all those teen things. There was one scene where I was supposed to be drunk, and in the hair-and-makeup trailer beforehand they gave me a glass of red wine. I was 17, and I'm pretty strait-laced, so I'd never had a drink before. I held my nose and just downed it. I got so drunk I couldn't remember my dialogue. After the scene everyone applauded! I don't think anyone knew the truth. I actually got sick the next day just from that and haven't cared for alcohol since.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Sort of like her Mean Girls co-star, Lindsay Lohan. Only the exact opposite.

That's a shame. Do you have any vices at all?
I'm really bad about not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign.

Whoa, reckless!
They call it the California roll, because instead of coming to a full stop you just slow down to, like, five miles per hour and then keep rolling through. But I've only gotten one ticket in my life, for an illegal U-turn. There was nobody on the road…except for a cop on a motorcycle right behind me.

Do you get that kind of attention when you go back home to Mississippi?
It's more relaxing there. You can go to a coffee shop in your sweatpants and no one cares. Though everyone in my hometown thinks Hollywood is so small. They think I live next door to J.Lo and hang out with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Who would want to hang out with that guy?
He was the first person who ever made me completely speechless. I had a huge crush on him when I was 14. I was coming back to the Four Seasons after the premiere of my first movie, Lost in Space, and he was in the elevator. I was silent all the way up to the 18th floor. When he got out I started crying, I was so overwhelmed.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: So is Bar Refaeli.

Aside from being Leonardo DiCaprio, how can a guy impress you?
The true test is if he's willing to go shopping with me. Will you go shopping, and will you hold the purse while I'm looking around and trying stuff on? He should be interactive and make comments, too, rather than reiterating how bored he is.

Would a pickup line ever work on you?
At least be creative. None of this, "That shirt will really look good on my floor," or, "All those curves and no brakes?" Somebody said that to me in Target. I was like, "First of all, we're in Target. Second of all, that's so cheesy!" I couldn't help but laugh, though.

Who better to throw Eva Longoria a bridal shower than her Desperate Housewives costars?

Longoria and castmates Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Brenda Strong, along with hairstylist Ken Paves and stylist Robert Verdi, gathered at Felicity Huffman's Los Angeles home on Sunday for an outdoor bash.

Josh Henderson would have come, but he was busy eating (out) with Paris Hilton.

The guest of honor, who will marry Tony Parker in Paris on July 7, wore a taupe Badgley Mischka dress and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes to the party, where guests competed to make the most elegant wedding gown â€" out of toilet paper.

The revelers had been instructed to give the couple gifts for each room of their house. "I got the living room," Strong told People magazine, "and got her this really beautiful imported mirror."

We're jealous of whoever got the bedroom. Because there's where you can picture Eva Longoria nude.

Verdi tried to bring out Longoria's inner housewife by gifting her with a set of Calphalon cookware and a library of 30 cookbooks signed by top chefs such as Nigella Lawson, Wolfgang Puck and Mario Batali.

And what did Huffman get her friend?

"I'm giving her this damn shower," she said on Saturday at a gala for the American Fertility Association. "I don't have to get her a present as well, do I?"

Well, if you do, we know of many celebrity sex tapes from which you can choose.