Michael Jackson will be formally laid to rest on September 3, instead of August 29 (which would have been on the pop icon's 51st birthday) as originally planned.

According to a statement by the Jacksons, the burial will be at Holly Terrace in The Great Mausoleum at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif.

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Continuing his nationwide boinking tour, Jon Gosselin chatted with a woman at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, Conn., earlier this week.

Based on her expression, pants are just minutes away from hitting the floor.

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Following lots of important questions, crucial bikini poses and a dreadful live singing performance by Heidi Montag, Dayana Mendoza will formally cede her crown as the 2009 winner of the Miss Universe pageant is named on Sunday night.

Representing America will be Miss USA Kristen Dalton.

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When you're sleeping with one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and you're widely respected as a humanitarian, you can pretty much get away with any look you want.

Of course, it helps when you're already as handsome as Brad Pitt.

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"Look, let's just go right on the record and say that everyone who wants to get married should be able to get married. Because ... well, why should heterosexuals be the only ones who are miserable?" - David Letterman

Uttering these sage words during a conversation with Donald Trump, David Letterman framed the gay marriage topic in a wholly different way. Forget equality, why should only straight people be subjected to grating spouses?

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Speidi has taken its traveling PDA show on the road to the Bahamas this week because Heidi Montag is scheduled to "perform" at the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant.

Wherever Heidi goes, Spencer Pratt follows, ready to flash a copy of her recent Playboy spread or dry hump his plastic princess for the cameras. Standard.

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