Eva Mendes and this celebrity gossip reporter have something in common: we're each thankful for how the actress looks naked.

"I'm thankful that I'm healthy and that I have my limbs and a nice physique," the actress tells Jane for its August "Naked" issue for which she is the cover girl. "Of course, there are things anybody wishes they didn't have or wishes [there] were more of, but why even bring that up? I think it comes off as bratty."

Heidi Montag, of course, thinks it comes off as a need she can change (see job, boob).

But Mendes seems surprisingly healthy when it comes to her body. She says that simply living in Hollywood can be tough on a woman, but she's staying strong.

"Once you start doing the red carpet thing, you can become very critical of yourself; it's very easy. I was like, 'I'm not falling into that.' It's just not healthy."

This might not be the last Eva Mendes nude photo you ever see. The actress is comfortable with her body.

People magazine reports that the actress also tries to follow the lead of others. During a recent visit to a Korean spa, she says:

"There were all these beautiful Korean women bathing, being totally comfortable, no matter what type of body they had. I was like, 'This is what it must have been like back in the Roman-bath days.' And you feel like you're all in it together, in a weird way."

Well, except for Britney Spears. She's obviously in her own world.

Among other topics that Mendes touches upon is her family in the magazine, with whom she enjoys a relationship as healthy as her body image. You might say it's the opposite if the one shared by Jayden James and the aforementioned Spears.

"Now I realize that not all families work like [we do]," she says. "We're loud, we yell, we get it out, then two minutes later we're like, 'Okay, what do you want to eat?'"

Mendes is turning into one of our favorite actresses. While Jessica Alba nude pics would bother that celeb, Eva is honest enough to admit she looks fine. And we couldn't agree more.

Country singer and venerable train wreck Mindy McCready was arrested Saturday in Florida.

Mindy McCready, 31, was then officially charged with battery and resisting arrest.

McCready, who had a No. 1 hit in 1996 with "Guys Do It All the Time," has struggled in recent years. To say the least.

In 2004, she was convicted of fraudulently obtaining prescription painkillers. She was on probation for that offense when she was charged with DUI in 2005.

She was found not guilty of the DUI charge, but guilty of driving on a suspended license. Hmmmmm. Sound familiar, Paris Hilton?

Mindy McCready was released on bail (set at $1,000) Saturday, according to TMZ, and is scheduled to appear in court August 14.

In an interview with WINK TV in Florida, McCready says she is considering filing charges against a Sheriff's deputy for what she calls brutality.

McCready told the TV station the bruises on her body were put there by deputies. She also says she was starved in jail and maced for no reason.

According to the Sheriff's Department, deputies were called to the house because of a domestic dispute. When they arrived, McCready's mother claimed her daughter became violent after drinking.

Officers say they saw scratches on the mother's face and say McCready's breath reeked of alcohol. McCready reportedly denied everything and called her mother "crazy."

Man, this sounds about 10 times worse than the ongoing feud between Lynne Spears and daughter Britney Spears. Except for the alcohol abuse part.

According to the TV station, McCready resisted arrest, and had to be restrained. That's when she hit her her head on the ground, which caused the gash on her face in her mug shot (above), which is one of the best celebrity mug shots we've seen in some time.

Mindy McCready was then taken to jail, where deputies say she acted so disruptive they were forced to use pepper spray to control her.

Yikes. It must be nice for Nicole Richie and her unborn child to see what they have to look forward to in the slammer.

Plenty of guys would love to be tackled by Lauren Conrad. Right now, Brody Jenner isn't one of them.

She's smart, sexy and by all accounts, fabulous. But don't think she can't deliver a vicious blind side hit while playing free safety.

The beautiful star of The Hills was playing a little tackle football at a Malibu beach barbecue thrown by her ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner, the model and son of Olympic great Bruce Jenner and actress Linda Thompson.

They broke up after briefly dating, but Lauren and Brody are still friends - at least we think so. After their football game, we're not so sure!

"Lauren tackled him too hard and broke his finger. He had to be rushed to the hospital," a New York Post spy reports.

Never a party pooper, Brody Jenner returned to his bash a few hours later "with his hand in a cast, yelled ‘I need a beer!'"

He was given a Rolling Rock, which he chugged.

We're glad Brody - who once dated Kristin Cavallari and Nicole Richie - is recovering. He learned his lesson, though - despite that gorgeous smile and laid-back demeanor, LC is no cream puff. Too bad she couldn't have given Spencer Pratt a broken nose in the same game.

Where have you gone, Joslyn Noel Morse?

Probably to a pricey gentlemen's club somewhere in Las Vegas. She is a stripper, after all. Although we meant that more as a rhetorical question.

In any case, embattled New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez was in good spirits Friday, reading from his new children's book entitled "Out of the Ballpark" at FAO Schwarz.

With Alex Rodriguez was wife Cynthia Rodriguez, who stayed by his side despite recent revelations of his extramarital liaisons, and their two-year-old daughter, Natasha.

Despite a turbulent two months, Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez are all smiles.

In late May, Stray-Rod was spotted at a Toronto strip club with stripper Joslyn Noel Morse. He was heckled later that week at Boston's Fenway Park by fans in Morse masks.

With the exception of an explicit tank top (leading to the F-Rod headlines), Cynthia Rodriguez never seemed to make a big deal of it, and Alex has continued to hit home runs (on the field, that is) for the mediocre Yankees at a torrid pace.

FAO Schwarz donated 15 percent of all sales during the event to Alex's charity, the A-Rod Family Foundation. Okay, so maybe he isn't entirely a jerk. Just don't start hanging with Michael Vick, Alex. Please, don't.

Thanks to People for these notes from the world of celebrity romance ...

• Sacha Baron Cohen and his pregnant, longtime girlfriend Isla Fisher were spotted eating dinner with two male companions at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. The couple talked and laughed for hours with their meal. At one point, Fisher got up and sat on Sacha Baron Cohen's lap.

• The sexy The Girl Next Door, 24 and Captivity actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey player boyfriend, Sean Avery, partied it up at Hyde and looked "really sweet together," holding hands, according to an observer. The pair shared a drink as they chatted up friends and each other.

• On hand to help friend Justin Timberlake, who was hosting the opening of his N.Y. City restaurant Southern Hospitality, Lance Bass made time for another important guy in his life... new boyfriend Pedro Andrade. Once inside the eatery, Lance Bass and his new beau took a seat near Timberlake, chowing down on biscuits and fried onion rings while chatting up one another.

• Actress Brittany Murphy and her new husband, thief / con-artist screenwriter Simon Monjack, kept close company during a screening of the film Love and Other Disasters - which stars Brittany Murphy - as part of Los Angeles' Outfest.

• The Hills stars, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, enjoyed a sunny lunch at Mogan's Café in the Pacific Palisades after returning from Miami Fashion Week. "They were relaxing, enjoying some time together," a source said, adding, "Heidi has been busy recording some songs with David Foster."

Brian Austin Green may wish to avert his eyes from this piece of celebrity news:

The actor's girlfriend, Megan Fox, thinks someone else is the best kisser in the history of the world. That can't help the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star's ego.

When asked what it was like to smooch Transformers co-star, Shia LaBeouf, Fox responded:

"Shia is the best kisser ever. Really, it's true!"

Ouch. Sorry, Brian Austin. But maybe Tori Spelling will soon tell people that no one ever satisfied her lips like you did during your West Beverly and California University days.

This is a photo of Megan Fox nude. We'll talk to her about removing the sheet next time.

Of course, in the end, Green pretty much wins out here. Sure, Shia may have kissed his girl and done it very well. But Brian has seen Megan Fox nude.

And that's more impressive than seeing Britney Spears naked, really. After all, haven't we all prety much glimpsed that at this point?

Our apologies for somehow missing this Britney Spears picture in the past week. We don't know the circumstances behind it, but what really is there to say at this point?

Britney Spears. No underwear. Again.

No, that's not Daimon Shippen holding her in this photo (too bad for him). It may have been taken on the same day as Britney's impromptu stripping and swimming bonanza.

Sigh. It was only a matter of time until those bare buns were exposed to the whole world again. With Britney Spears, nude photos, nipple slips and crotch shots are second nature.

You know, like putting on makeup, riding a bicycle, going to clubs, hitting one's own mother or being an absentee parent to Jayden James Federline.

Yeah, we have no idea what the f--k Christina Aguilera is talking about. Britney? A good mom? Come on, Xtina. Just stick to cranking out hit songs and looking hot as hell, okay?

Anyway, this is the latest view of Britney Spears and her ass, which appears to be on the chubby side these days. Not that we're complaining, just saying. Enjoy the view, fans.

After all, this is something only 100 million others have seen on their computer screens before, and only a few dozen have been lucky enough to experience in the flesh.

This might not endear Asia Nitollano to all the critics who believed she should never have won CW's Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll in the first place:

The victor has officially turned down the group's offer to join.

CW head Dawn Ostroff says Asia quit to pursue a solo career. This might explain why Nitollano was a no-show for the Dolls' performance at the big Live Earth concert earlier this month. It also should fuel fans' ire toward the singer, someone who receives as many hateful comments on The Hollywood Gossip as Simon Monjack and Spencer Pratt.

Asia Nitollano won the search for the next Pussycat Doll over Melissa Reyes. But she won't be accepting the group's offer to actually join it.

Ostroff broke the news at a press conference Friday. But she claims this doesn't make the network's reality show pointless. Another season is actually planned, although the nine finalists will compete to be in a new trio called Girlicious.

Fans have left comments all over our celebrity gossip blog, claiming that runner-up Melissa Reyes should have won the competition all along. Some believe Asia is a worse singer than Brooke Hogan.

This decision by Nitollano will likely make them even angrier. Instead of finding group success and then leaving to pursue her own career, like Beyonce, Asia thinks she can simply skip the first step.

Only time will tell if she's correct.

If a Kate Moss nude photo is worth one thousands words, what do you think the price of a Kate Moss sex tape would be?

If you're ex-boyfriend, and current drug fiend, Pete Doherty, the hope is probably as high as you can count.

Now that this couple has broken up, reports are coming in from British celebrity gossip sources that Moss is terrified about two missing tapes from the video diaries she made with Doherty. Evidently, the pair was constantly acting like Victoria Beckham, never leaving home without a camcorder.

And some of the footage shot would make Olivia Mojica blush!

Will we finally see a Pete Doherty and Kate Moss sex tape?

According to Britan's The Sun, Moss and Doherty captured hours of material related to special occasions, antics on the tour bus and action between the sheets. After the pair's messy break-up, the thin model found six of the eight tapes of the pair's shenanigans and destroyed them.

But two are still missing - and Kate is worried about where they'll turn up, especially as Doherty needs more and more cash to support his drug problem.

"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate," an insider said, regarding possible Jennifer Toof nude-like sex tapes. "She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet."

In one videos released months ago, Doherty is seen serenading a half-naked Kate Moss in her Cotswolds home. In another, the duo is dressed in red military uniforms and sings together.

The source added: "It was fine when they were together. Kate thought it was romantic â€" all a bit John Lennon and Yoko Ono. But Kate could then obviously decide with Pete what was going to be made public. Now, with the remaining two tapes, she has no say."

The person most psyched to hear this news? Nick Lachey. He figures it'll distract the media from questions regarding his rumored sex tape with a nude Vanessa Minnillo.

We all know Lindsay Lohan can pole dance.

But the promiscuous, drug-addicted actress will get a chance to show off her tangoing chops in her next movie, Dare to Love Me. No, this isn't a biopic about all the men that have seemingly taken Lohan up on such a dare, from Harry Morton to AJ Lamas to Criss Angel.

Instead, this upcoming film tells the story of tango legend Carlos Gardel, who was involved in a steamy romance with a prostitute, only to have his world shattered by a bullet that kills her and leaves him crippled with a fragment in his lung for life.

According to People magazine, the movie is set in Buenos Aires in the 1920s and centers on Gardel and the mysterious woman.

As rumors of Lindsay Lohan nude photos spread, here's your basic cleavage shot.

We assume Lindsay would play the prostitute, for reasons that need no explanation, but there's no word yet on which role the Firecrotch Queen will fill. But she began taking tango lessons Friday, celebrity news reporters say, and Tyler Atkins has already called her dancing ability "amazing."

Just kidding.

The 21-year-old star â€" who faces charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run following a May car crash â€" had been scheduled to costar in the dark comedy Poor Things with Shirley MacLaine, but that movie has been shelved. The rumored reason was the negative, Tameka Foster-like press surrounding Lohan.
Dare to Love Me, which was an alternate title of the Noelia sex tape, will be shot in Romania and is scheduled to be released next yea.