A friend of Lindsay Lohan claims that her current relationship isn't serious.

This causes us to wonder if this supposed friend even knows Lindsay Lohan! Has she ever been in a relationship that lasted beyond the second orgasm? With cocaine, perhaps.

The latest boy toy, of course, is Calum Best. And what, specifically, does this source think of the British television personality?

"He's a piece of s-. He's a wanna-be celebrity. Lindsay trusts people until they hurt her."

She also has large boobs. But anyway.

The Hollywood Gossip doesn't really know Best and we're not gonna judge him like others seem to judge Tameka Foster. But we just hope he gets checked for every STD known to man.

After all, Lindsay was in typical form at a NYC club with him over the weekend, bearing the Firecrotch and all.

"She was lifting up her skirt, and sending people over to [her friend, deejay] Samantha Ronson when she didn't like what she was playing," said a spy.

Sounds like the Lohan we know and want to beat senseless with a tire iron love. But we wonder what Felicity Huffman has to say about her now.

If you know anything about Spencer Pratt, you know he has never been one to shy away from a PR-generating, attention-grabbing scheme.

It's not surprising, then, that the dirtbag villain from The Hills has joined the lame Free Paris bandwagon with a "Free Paris" MySpace page.

The pseudo-celeb told told Us Weekly that when he's not frolicking on the beach in staged photos with plastic girlfriend Heidi Montag, he's been leading the fight to free Paris Hilton.

Just about anything makes for a better cause than that. Even convincing Heidi to get a boob job.

But Spencer Pratt is all about publicity.

"I've always thought the punishment should fit the crime," says the repulsive Spencer.

"[Paris Hilton] has changed her image dramatically over the last couple years. Now she's such a good role model and a smart businesswoman. So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail. She should get probation with community service, but no way should she be put in jail with real criminals."

Spencer Pratt claims that once 100,000 supporters sign his online petition he will take up the harlot's plight with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa.

Good luck with that.

Speaking of people reinventing their image, Spencer Pratt is looking to go from a reputation as the slimy guy in the gold chains who masterminded Heidi ending her BFF-ship with Lauren Conrad to being only nutcase crazy enough to lend support to a slutty, spoiled DUI offender.

Terrific. Again, isn't there a better cause out there? Like freeing Sean Preston?

Now that Lakisha Jones is off American Idol, everyone has the same question:

What was it like to kiss Simon Cowell?!? She gets to that answer and a few others below:

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
"People kept wanting that "And I Am Telling You" [like Jennifer Hudson in Dreamgirls] moment every week and when you're singing different genres of music, those styles don't necessarily have that big sound everybody's looking for each week. I did the best I could with what I was given and I gave it my all."

DAUGHTER KNOWS BEST
"[My daughter Brionne is] four now and I was crying last night and she looked at me and said "Mommy, I'm not mad." [Laughs] "I just thought that was really cute â€" it's almost like she was telling me "I'm proud of you â€" I'm not mad!"

SIMON AND LAKISHA SITTING IN A TREE…K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
"[Simon Cowell] is a good kisser and I would do it again! His lips were really soft and thin."

COWELL'S CATTY COMMENTARY
"My favorite comment from him would have to be "She's in a league all of her own. [Least favorite was] you're shouting!"

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
"[I'm excited to see] Sanjaya Malakar. He was like a little brother that got on your nerves all the time. He has all this energy! I appreciate the fact that he trusted my judgment, took my advice and was there for me when I needed him."

WHAT'S UP WITH WHO'S LEFT?
"Jordin's so doggone cute and she has a really good, genuine spirit about her. I love [Blake Lewis]. He keeps me going. He has originality and personality. Melinda has so much soul and power."

FEELINGS ABOUT FOURTH PLACE
"All I can say is look at Chris Daughtry."

Everyone knows that Jared Fogle has a lot in common with Ricki Lake. Each has lost a great deal of weight.

But who knew that this annoying Subway spokesperson was also closely related to David Hans Schmidt?

Indeed, while Jared hasn't handled negotiations for any Dustin Diamond or Jennifer Toof sex tapes, he has made a living off the same industry as Schmidt: pornography.

According to celebrity gossip site TMZ, Fogle used to rent out adult film DVDs in college. His collection was said to be "vast and extensive," and rental rates were hard to beat - a dollar a day per video.

"People would come from all over to take advantage of the deal," according to a source, who we're guessing was one of Jared's clients and the sort of person that is constantly scouring the Web for Britney Spears nude pics.

Subway says it has no knowledge of the story and that the one and only Jared Fogle was "unavailable." The rep also pointed out that legends have sprung up from time to time about Jared, including one that he'd died.

Instead, though, he simply got thin and became a national influence. Just like Cate Blanchett.

Sometimes, a gal's hair just doesn't grow back fast enough.

Britney Spears has been perpetually hiding that bald head of clipped hair under a wig, but she's taken her shear regret to a new level - sources say she has asked her dancers to go bald too!

One of the dancers on Brit's comeback tour tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal that the pop star asked her four blonde associates:

"Would y'all cut your hair?"

They didn't take Sean Preston and Jayden James‘ crazy mama seriously, of course, because none of them decided to go Cue Ball style.

No word on whether Brit suggested that after their head shavings, the whole crew engage in some gyrating, bald girl-on-girl action on stage.

Still, the dancer, Criscilla Crossland, says that Britney looks "so good" that she could "model" the shorn dome look. Crossland adds that two of the songs off Spears' upcoming album are "amazing."

Meanwhile, Britney Spears, who performed four shows last week, has returned to the dance studio to continue her rigorous workouts.

In fishnet stockings and a cowboy hat, she was seen at Millennium Dance Complex in N. Hollywood Tuesday carrying her 18-month-old, Sean Preston.

Her reps won't comment on whether the pop star has any more shows scheduled in the near future, or whether Howie Day has attended any. But pals say she's not slowing down after her comeback in SoCal and Las Vegas.

"I'm just so happy for her right now," says Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin, who saw Spears' show last week.

"She's been working really hard. She choreographed all of those shows herself. She's such a talented girl."

We agree, Robin Antin. She sure is. A bald, insane one. 

Let's just say you won't see Brit on Shear Genius anytime soon.

He was supposed to report to jail as of early May.

But Jason Wahler is instead in rehab, a family member tells People.

"Jason's in rehab, and he's getting help," said the relative, who declined to give her name, possibly because she does not want to be associated with the Laguna Beach loser.

"He's doing well, and he's going to be a new man," she added. "There was a deal made [with prosecutors]."

Jason Wahler, 20, was due to surrender to Los Angeles County jail last week to serve a 60-day sentence after his September arrest and subsequent assault charges, but a judge delayed that in lieu of rehab.

Whether channeling his inner Britney Spears and going to detox will help him evade legal problems stemming from four arrests in as many states is yet to be seen.

"His jail sentence has been suspended for now," L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. "But we'll be informing the court of Jason Wahler's latest arrest in Seattle at his next progress report hearing June 8."

Wahler had been on 36 months' probation since March, and may be in more trouble if Seattle city attorneys file formal assault and trespassing charges, stemming from his arrest at a Seattle hotel April 8.

If convicted in that case, the ex-beau of Lauren Conrad could be found in violation of probation in L.A., which may result in even more jail time.

In March, Wahler was arrested in Greenville, N.C., on charges of underage drinking and resisting a public officer during a raid at a nightclub.

Earlier this year, he was also found guilty of resisting arrest and bribery stemming from an arrest in New York last September.

Perhaps Paris Hilton should try this approach. When in doubt, check one's self into rehab. Although driving with no license and being slutty aren't treatable addictions.

As for the one-time star of The Hills, look for him to get booted from rehab for kicking someone's ass and uttering racial slurs, then having more charges filed against him.

A lot happened on American Idol last night.

Lakisha Jones was voted out, of course. Ryan Seacrest announced a new reality show dedicated to finding the next great American band. And a well-known, beautiful actress made an appearance ..

Fantastic Four Meets the Final Four
Jessica Alba was the delight of the night, as she accompanied her Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer costars Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans and Ioan Gruffudd to watch Idol's final four face the music. Just before the start of the show, Simon Cowell switched seats with Paula Abdul to get a better look at the star because, as Paula put it, "she's so hot!"

And while Seacrest was about to introduce the cast and a clip of their movie, Alba, who plays the Invisible Girl, left her seat empty and hid behind the host, tickling his back as he pretended that she had vanished.

But having the beautiful actress so close proved too much for Seacrest â€" he almost fumbled his lines completely.

Unbreakable Bond
In the final break before learning their fate, the Idols turned toward one another and formed a big group hug that couldn't be broken. Seacrest was already in place when Blake Lewis was still giving kisses on the cheek to Jones, Jordin Sparks and Melinda Doolittle. But the Idols wouldn't budge â€" even after holding the position for almost three minutes during the commercial break.

It was only when the cameras came back on that they let go of each other.

Follow the Signs
Wednesday's audience was as loud and aggressive as ever, but it was the fans of Jordin and Blake who made most of the noise. In fact, it was so loud and out of control at times that the stage manager had to police the situation and remind fans that they must keep it down. There were far more showing support for these two than Melinda Doolittle, however.

Politics Aside
Politically Incorrect host Bill Maher left the politics at home and took a front row seat to watch one of his idols, Barry Gibb, perform live. Maher, known more for controversy, let loose at American Idol, bobbing his head while mouthing each and every word in unison during Gibb's performance of "To Love Somebody."

Now we see how he won over Karrine Steffans.

Look, she isn't giving lap dances to Oliver Martinez, ok?

Angelina Jolie is a tad too busy raising numerous children to spend time flirting with ex-boyfriends.

Having already had two kids - son Maddox, now 5, adopted from Cambodia, and daughter Zahara, 2, from Ethiopia - when she became pregnant with daughter Shiloh, Jolie was asked by Reader's Digest if the pregnancy was planned.

She said it was. And she also said all this:

"Before I met [Brad Pitt], I always said I was happy never to have a child biologically. He told me he hadn't given up that thought. Then, a few months after Z came home, I saw Brad with her and Mad, and I realized how much he loved him, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat. So I said, 'I want to try.' "

On how she went from single mom of one to part of a family of six in just three years: "I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives. It's happened quickly, with so many children. Yesterday, picking up the kids from school, Brad turned around in the car, and there were three of them. He couldn't stop laughing."

On deciding to adopt a toddler from Vietman: "As kids get older, it's harder for them to be adopted. ... Something changed for me with Shiloh. We had Mad and Zahara, and neither looked like Mommy or Daddy. Then suddenly somebody in the house looked like Mommy and Daddy. It became clear to us that it might be important to have somebody around who is similar to the other children so they have a connection. Mad's very excited that his brother is from Asia."

On her wanting more children: "Yeah, yeah. More biological, more adopted."

On finding quality time with Pitt: "Right now, that's our problem! We hang out. We try to talk over the swing set. We'll have a date night once everybody is settled. ... Especially now with Pax Thien, he still gets scared if I'm gone more than a few hours. But we'll get them occupied with a movie and popcorn and try to run off and lock the door for a bit."

And we all know what happens then! It probably makes Toastee Exposed tame by comparison.

"She doesn't look anorexic," whispered a female partygoer as Cate Blanchett breezed by.

She was referring to reports that the actress had shown up at the prior evening's Costume Institute Gala looking more emaciated than Nicole Richie.

Blanchett has been looking a touch gaunt lately, drawing comparisons to Keira Knightley. But that isn't why she was recently honored by Time.

According to Time, Cate is one of the most influential people alive this year, along with Elizabeth Edwards, Michael Bloomberg, Ugly Betty star America Ferrera, and many other fabulous honorees who congregated at Jazz at Lincoln Center.

Women entering the cocktail reception were offered an escort on the arm of a tuxedoed attendant; word was that an attendee of last year's Time 100 had lost her footing on the staircase.

Inside, it was the kind of scene where presidential candidate John Edwards has a heartfelt conversation with sensitive guitar guy John Mayer while ringed by TV cameras.

No word on whether they discussed Jessica Simpson's enormous boobs. But we wouldn't be surprised if that's what they talked about. Those things are frickin' huge.

The intense aura of mutual admiration filling the room compelled the New York Post to ask the influencers who they find most influential. But not everyone had an answer.

"Ah, I don't know," answered Star Wars creator George Lucas.

NBC News anchor Brian Williams fared better with the question.

"She's standing next to me," he said, indicating his wife, Jane.

Martha Stewart almost seemed like she was anticipating our question. "Sacha Baron Cohen," she replied. "Why? Because no one's expecting it!"

For The Hollywood Gossip, it's none other than the great Britney Spears. No one has done more for our celebrity gossip site or gives us more motivation to work hard every single day than you, girl. Thanks, from the bottom of our hearts.

Recently, Britney Spears took time out from her busy schedule of lip-sync rehearsals and dance classes to pick up items for the two main men in her life - her sons, Sean Preston and the mysterious Jayden James.

The bald beauty hit up West Hollywood's Bel-Bambini baby boutique with a gal pal and dropped nearly $1,000 in less than 10 minutes - or about as long as her recent House of Blues comeback shows!

According to a source, the rehabbing pop princess purchased:

• A $600 toy plane
• A potty chair fit for a prince
• Two "Adorable Idol" baby t-shirts emblazoned with an altered American Idol logo (get ready to get sued, Bel-Bambini)
• Two "Don't ya wish your mommy was hot like mine?" tees (as Asia Nitollano and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls roll over in their graves)
• One t-shirt Spears did not buy for the kids, but was seen in the store - "My dad is a hunk." Oh, snap. Her ex, Kevin Federline, could have seen that diss coming a mile away, though, after his recent remarks about Howie Day.

With her baby purchases complete, all Britney Spears needs to buy is a wig that frickin' stays on! Oh, and a voice. She apparently needs one of those.