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In 2004, soon after Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault and admitted to cheating on his wife, he bought Vanessa Bryant an eight-carat diamond ring.

Based on photos of the couple at this year's ESPY Awards, it's clear why: he needed something large enough to match her breasts! (And he had to apologize for the whole infidelity, accusatory rape thing.)

Indeed, Kobe has been nominated for Best Male Athlete and Best Championship Performance at this year's ESPN-sponsored ceremony, but his wife has already sewn up the award for Most Ridiculous, Gigantic Cleavage.

As you can see below, her nipples have also won Most Unwelcome Red Carpet Guests. Put those things away, Vanessa!

  • The Nipples of Vanessa Bryant
  • Vanessa Bryant, Nipples

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Based on his attitude and general awfulness as a human being, we think Kobe Bryant is a piece of $hit.

In related news, Vanessa was accused of forcing her former maid to wipe her hand with dog feces earlier this year.

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Lindsay Lohan stars in the ABC Family movie Labor Pains this weekend.

We cannot WAIT to watch that. Then watch it again on DVR later.

Her alter ego is appearing in something less family-friendly, however. But a film that may actually get higher ratings. An adult film spoof - a play on E!'s True Hollywood Stories - featuring Lohan is due out soon, and we've got the trailer below.

"Untrue Hollywood Stories" chronicles "Lindsay's" tumultuous career and relationship with Samantha Ronson ... and her getting ransacked by Ron Jeremy of course.

Check out the (perfectly watchable at work) preview of faux Lindsay's new movie. Girl looks even raunchier and more of a train wreck than LiLo in real life!

We can't wait for her Twitter ramblings about this. She'll probably say it's not dirty enough to be her or that her doppelganger needs to snort more coke.

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You may not be familiar with Bridgit Mendler.

But, trust us, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez certainly are - and each young star is scared to death of this rising actress!

Mendler has been chosen by the Disney Channel as its next teen icon. She's signed on to anchor Good Luck Charlie, a sitcom that will premiere in 2010 and co-star Jason Dolley.

"We just fell in love with her," Adam Bonnett, senior VP of original programming at Disney Channel, told The Hollywood Reporter. "She has all the attributes of a Disney star."

Mendler has appeared in two episodes on JONAS, playing a love interest of Nick Jonas. See, we told you told Miley had reasons to be scared of her!

She'll also soon guest star alongside Gomez on Wizards of Waverly Place.

So, does Bridgit Mendler have what it takes to be the next Miley Cyrus? As long as she's willing to don a pair of hooker boots for an Elle photo shoot, anything is possible.

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Renowned hothead, up-and-coming reality TV star and occasional NFL player Terrell Owens has a new love interest: former swimsuit model Jessica White!

The one-time Sports Illustrated hottie hails from Buffalo, N.Y., where T.O. is exiled and forced to play this upcoming season after no one else wanted him.

Nevertheless, he appears to have found a match in new girlfriend Jessica White, who has been spotted with him in Los Angeles and upstate New York.

Here's hoping she puts up with him better than Joanna Krupa ...

Hopefully Terrell Owens doesn't fumble Jessica White!

A New York Post spy is quoted as saying "She's in the trailer for his new VH1 show [appropriately called the T.O. Show], and they're always out together."

A close friend of White confirmed that the pair are dating. Has she seen Terrell Owens naked yet? Probably. After all, we all have in his TV show promos.

If this love affair mirrors his career at all, a world of potential and promising early results will eventually give way to character issues and flame out hard.

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Nick Lachey recently parted ways with Vanessa Minnillo.

Jessica Simpson recently got dumped by Tony Romo.

OMG, that means they are both single at the same time! They are definitely gonna get back together then! It's just a matter of when! They are perfect together!

It's a slow celebrity gossip day, apparently.

Still, we would have expected Us to lead with "Jon and His Bimbo" (Hailey Glassman) rather than a made-up story about the former Newlyweds stars reconciling.

Seriously, that's their cover story ...

A SECOND CHANCE ... for Us to sell magazines at least.

Apparently, the divorcees are "haunted by secret feelings" and Jessica realizes "she let a great guy get away." This after she got dumped an entire week ago.

Really, do you think they have even spoken in that time? And she has already stopped missing Tony, who she dated for a year in a half, and begun pining for Nick, who she divorced more than three years ago and split from even longer ago?

We doubt it. We are also disappointed better Jessica Simpson pictures were not selected for the cover. Cleavage sells, guys. You're welcome for the tip.

But we digress. Maybe we'll be totally wrong and they will live happily ever after. Thoughts? Should Jessica and Nick get back together?

 

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Money can’t buy happiness, they say. But for Kesha Ni’cole Nichols, it may help soften the blow of being left at the altar by runaway groom Richard Jefferson.

The former New Jersey Nets and current San Antonio Spurs player is giving a “six-figure” settlement to his jilted bride she can start a new life, sans him.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

Of the parting gift, Richard said, “I’m not trying to buy her off. She just has a lump sum to help her move on.” So basically, he is trying to buy her off.

“I won’t say a negative word about Kesha. She is one of my best friends.”

The Richard Jefferson wedding debacle came last weekend, when he did not show up at the posh Manhattan ceremony and did not bother to tell anyone.

He says he finally and officially ended their fairy tale relationship - via email - to his former bride-to-be, following a tense Fourth of July weekend.

Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols: Single, at least $100,000 richer and ready to mingle!

“Sometimes you might write an email to get your thoughts down right,” the NBA star said of his seemingly cold method of calling off his nuptials.

Richard Jefferson said a “combination of things” led to the split and that it’s been “an emotional time for both of us. I know she’s hurt. I’m hurt too.”

On rumors he is gay, which have surfaced in light of the wedding no-show, Richard said, “I’m not gay. That couldn’t be any further from the truth."

"I have nothing to hide.”

After speaking on the phone with Kesha Ni’cole Nichols for two hours after he sent the email, Richard finally told his family the wedding was off.

Kesha Ni’cole Nichols, who checked into her suite at the Mandarin Oriental on what would have been her wedding night and stayed in a luxury suite overlooking Central Park, told family and friends the next day when she learned it was off.

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While The Jonas Brothers celebrate Kevin's engagement to Danielle Deleasa, and millions of women around the world cry themselves to sleep every night over this news, Danielle's mother is milking it for some extra cash.

Angela Deleasa spoke to Life & Style this week about the major development in her and her daughter's lives.

First, Angela corrected the misconception that Kevin Jonas and Danielle grew up as neighbors; they actually met a couple years ago in the Bahamas. As for the engagement itself?

"All I can say is that we are very happy for them," Mrs. Deleasa told the tabloid. "He proposed right here on our doorstep. We're just not used to this [fame]. People are coming to our door and our neighbors' doors and it's just strange."

Danielle Deleasa and Kevin Jonas Photo

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Angela also said she'll miss her daughter - who she described as "normal and shy" - even more now that she's getting hitched.

"She already travels a lot because Kevin likes her to be around, and I'm sure she'll be gone even more now."

Only if airport security allows one to fly with a ring this big. Some might consider it a dangerous weapon.

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Actor Orlando Bloom apparently had hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry in his Hollywood Hills home. Had, in the past tense. It's not there now.

Law enforcement sources say thieves entered Bloom's house though a window and made off with about $500,000 in jewelry, including two expensive watches.

Very expensive watches.

Cops have fingerprinted and photographed the scene. So far, no suspects have been investigated or charged. They may want to question Lindsay Lohan ASAP.

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Orlando Bloom starred in the Lord of the Rings and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogies. Sadly, last night, the star was the one being looted. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Bloom was in New York City at the time. A neighbor who lives directly across from Bloom was awoken at around 2 a.m. by "a tremendous amount of noise."

Law enforcement sources are saying this morning that it does not look like "a typical burglary." They won't say conclusively if it looks like an inside job.

Fortunately for Orlando, he still gets to ransack Miranda Kerr's booty.

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Fans will be lining up for Iron Man 2 regardless of whether or not the film airs a single advertisement.

The original installment in this franchise was arguably the best comic book movie of all-time.

So, how can the sequel top it? By casting Scarlett Johansson as a leather-clad ally of Robert Downey Jr's main character.

The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly features the first photo of Johansson in the role of Russian spy Natasha Romanoff, also known as The Black Widow. She's seen below alongside Mickey Rourke, who will portray Tony Stark's nemesis, Whiplash, in Iron Man 2.

The movie opens on May 7, 2010.

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Former OC and current The Beautiful Life star Mischa Barton placed a non-emergency phone call Wednesday to the LAPD for "medical issues," according to E! News.

"Shortly after 3 p.m., a patrol car did respond to assist her with medical issues," officer Karen Rayner said. "No one was arrested and no one else was involved."

Sketchy much?

The spokeswoman would not say whether deputies were still helping her on the scene or if the problem was serious enough to warrant seeking medical attention.

No word what exactly ailed her, but we're guessing it wasn't food poisoning, if you know what we're saying. We're saying you have to eat in order to get that.

The 23-year-old was escorted to an undisclosed location.

Happy Mischa

Mischa Barton looks remarkably lucid, happy, and maybe even well-fed in this picture. Photos sure can be misleading sometimes, can't they? [Photo: Fame Pictures]

In December 2007, the sort-of troubled star, who has been pushing the lower limits of boyfriends and fashion the past couple of years, was busted in West Hollywood for DUI and marijuana possession following a traffic stop.

She was subsequently rung up on misdemeanor charges of DUI and driving without a valid license, for which she received probation after cutting a deal.

Barton was kicked out of a nightclub bathroom earlier this month.

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