Those crazy wanna-be Idols of America.

Perhaps you remember Antonella Barba. Heck, many guys are still probably searching for Antonella Barba nude photos today. That sexy singer is a tough one to forget.

So is Olivia Mojica. This former American Idol star has taken Barba's antics a step further and filmed a sex tape with an ex-boyfriend. It hits the market on Thursday.

Now, yet another past Idol contestant is in the news for less than pure reasons: Jessica Sierra was arrested on drug possession and felony battery charges early Sunday in Tampa.

Sierra, 21, allegedly hit a man over the head with a heavy glass at a café and was booked at the Hillsborough County Jail on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, the Associated Press reports.

The ex-American Idol hopeful was also charged with possession of cocaine and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility after officers found a small amount of the drug while searching her, a police spokeswoman told the AP.

The victim of the alleged battery suffered a cut over his eye, but no further details were available. Sierra was released Sunday afternoon on $11,500 bail.

This isn't the first time the singer has faced legal trouble, although she was in the Hilary Duff-like position of victim last time: a 59-year-old California man was charged with stalking Jessica after police said he left voicemail messages telling her he loved her and was willing to go to jail for her; he also sent her jewelry and dozens of long-stemmed roses after seeing her on Idol.

Aside from oral sex photos, love-making videos and now drug possession and assault, other American Idol crimes against humanity include the singing of Sanjaya Malakar.

While guys across the country dream of Jennifer Love Hewitt nude, the actress herself dreams of a life without lawsuits.

Maybe each side will see their wises come true. But not today.

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed against the sexy TV star. The suit, filed Friday in a Los Angeles County Superior Court, claims Hewitt owes her former management company for brokering the seven-year deal for her hit show The Ghost Whisperer.

There's no word on whether or not it'll accept photos of former Party of Five co-star, Lacey Chabert.

In court docs obtained by TMZ, Handprint Management alleges that Love breached her contract, while also claiming her career had been stalled prior to landing a role on the hit series. They say their work brought her "back to national prominence as a television star."

Come on. That's like saying Katie Price getting a boob job is the only reason she's well-known.

Hewitt cut ties with Handprint in March 2005, but the lawsuit claims that her big deal for Ghost was struck on their watch. Handprint also says Hewitt paid them in full for the first season of her hit show, but refused to pay for season two.

The suit is seeking a minimum of $350,000 in damages. The company may hire a ripped Jessica Biel to force the cash from JLH.

Britney Spears has been a dance class fanatic since leaving rehab, but so far, she's kept fans guessing about when she'll make her big comeback performance.

The mystery widened when the head case and commando queen reportedly pulled the plug on a show in Los Angeles late on Wednesday night.

The mother of Jayden James was expected to take the stage with her band, the M & Ms, at the hip L.A. club Forty Deuce, where she infamously swapped costumes with dancers in December, but Brit failed to show.

On the club's website, boss Ivan Kane says:

"[Britney Spears] came on stage during rehearsals, looking very hot, with four back-up dancers and sang three songs. They ran through the set several times, the choreography was smokin', and she sounded great."

But Spears decided that she needed more time to rehearse for her comeback show, leaving devotees hanging.

A handful of semi-secret shows are lined up for Los Angeles next week, so stay tuned... unless the former Mrs. Kevin Federline nixes those too.

In other Britney news, Star magazine is reporting another possible business collaboration - this time with booted American Idol joke Sanjaya Malakar.

The magazine claims Britney Spears is eager to work with Idol's hair-raising, tone-deaf sensation. Now that's a good way to resurrect an ailing career.

"Britney started watching American Idol when she was in rehab," Star quotes a source. "She became a huge Sanjaya fan and thinks the two of them can make beautiful music together."

Just give us a nude Shyamali Malakar strumming a guitar, thanks. Sounds to The Gossip like Sanjaya planted this idea in the press in an attempt to eke out a 16th minute of fame.

George Clooney. Patrick Dempsey. Brad Pitt. Jennifer Aniston. Christie Brinkley. Aishwarya Rai. With some celebrities, there's simply no doubt when you gaze upon them. The gut reaction is "He [she] is so beautiful!"

Pete Wentz is not one of those people.

We think that's clear, having, you know, seen pictures and videos of Pete Wentz before. But People magazine, in an effort to act cool and trendy, decided to include the Fall Out Boy bassist / Ashlee Simpson boy toy in annual its list of the world's most beautiful individuals.

Seriously, People. WTF. What's next, Marilyn Manson? Dudes wearing makeup is great for publicity and selling records - and it doesn't stop you from scoring with hot girls, either. But let's not kid ourselves and call Pete Wentz beautiful, k?

He's as good looking as Britney Spears is stable.

Anyway, we'll make up for posting this Pete Wentz pic with some images of some others who (deservedly) made the People's list of the Most Beautiful People of 2007. You don't often see Matthew McConaughey with a shirt on. Take it in… as you wish he'd take it off!!!!

In case you can't identify him, that's Prison Break star Wentworth Miller up top with the voluptuous Scarlett Johansson. Then there's McConaughey, of course, loving life in all his chiseled glory. Jennifer Garner, super mother and super actress, is always a favorite of The Hollywood Gossip. 

An anagram is a type of word play, a result of rearranging the letters of a word or group of words to produce other words, using all original letters exactly once. It's amazing what kind of hidden meanings one can find in a name... for better or for worse.

The names of celebrity gossip mainstays and other noteworthy folk can be worked around to mean any number of things, ranging from the strangely appropriate ...

Brangelina = Brain angle
Hayden Panettiere = Penitent, dear? Yeah.
Kim Kardashian = I am a kind shark
Simon Cowell = "Lemon, I scowl!"
Olivia Mojica = Ciao, I'm jovial.
Kevin Federline = Keen, fine drivel
George Walker Bush = Blush, war ogre geek!
Mario Lavandeira = I am a liar and over
Dustin Diamond = Undid saintdom

... to the highly amusing ...

Christopher Ivery = Oh, rich perversity
Anna Nicole Smith = Slim, innocent: Aha!
Calvin Broadus (a.k.a Snoop Dogg) = Good spark, unsocial vagabond
Stefani Schaeffer = Fat, fish-face sneer
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = OK, mastered spotted hyena
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Hedonist miracles make out
Miss USA Tara Conner = Urinates on sarcasm

... to the purely nonsensical ...

Alec Baldwin = Nice bad wall!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy = Hmm... is maverick sky OK?
Crazy Joe Simpson = Spicy major zones
Sanjaya Malakar = Am lanky as a jar
Jayden James Federline = Sanely jeered jam fiend
Kingston James McGregor Rossdale = Good morning! Crassest jerks gleam
Kristin Cavallari = Trivia link rascal

... to the suggestive and lewd ...

Axl Rose = Oral sex
Mel Gibson = Big melons
Lauren Conrad = Rude on carnal
Peter Sarsgaard = Grr (as a pederast)!
Michael Jackson = Manacle his jock
Madonna Louise Ciccone = Occasional nude income
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns

... to our personal favorites ...

Britney Spears = Best PR in years
Victoria Beckham = Am abortive chick
The Hollywood Gossip = God! Whoops! Hostilely!

The battle between Paris Hilton and Linsday Lohan has nothing on this summer's box office blitz.

Some of your favorite on-screen heroes will be back for second and third adventures. The celebrity gossip world is abuzz over which will reign supreme.

First up, Tobey Maguire will don a suit and a web once more in Spider-Man 3. Thomas Hayden Church will be among the enemies he attempts to do away with this time around, as the lovely Mary Jane Watson (aka Kirsten Dunst) remains by his side.

Speaking of attractive, the summer of 2007 welcomes everyone's favorite ogre back into our lives. We hear that Shrek is asked to be king of Far, Far Away in the franchise's third film. Sounds like fun to us! Especially with Melanie Brown's baby's daddy (aka Eddie Murphy) returning to voice Donkey.

Yarr, but will that be enough to slay Johnny Depp and Captain Jack Sparrow at the box office? Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End will hopefully be an improvement over the awful second installment in this trilogy.

Finally, the boy magician will do all he can to cast a spell over these blockbusters. Harry Potter returns - and he has a serious Order of a Phoenix to deal with.

Of course, if none of these films gets you excited, remember: the Olivia Mojica sex tape comes out next week.

Brooke Hogan is scary enough when she towers over fellow artists, such as Fergie.

But at least the daughter of Hulk Hogan is clothed in that instance.

We wish this were the case in the photos below. Sadly, however, it looks like Brooke was attempting to cover up for her lack of talent by not covering up her somewhat manly body. And let's just say Holly Madison nude doesn't need to worry about her spot as a Playboy cover girl being stolen by Hogan any time soon. 

Poor Brooke really can't get it right. She's either dressing like Audrina Patridge - or not dressing at all.

Even Britney Spears could give this terrible singer some fashion tips.

A cowgirl version of Britney Spears, still apparently wearing no pants, hit the dance studio again yesterday, accompanied by her traveling staff and her two favorite li'l cowboys - 19-month-old Sean Preston and 7-month-old Jayden James.

We think.

While one of Britney Spears' female assistants held Sean Preston on the way out of her big workout, another member of her entourage can be seen lugging a carrier that appears to have a baby's arm sticking out of it.

PHOTO CREDIT: TMZ / FlyNet Online

Britney's second child with Kevin Federline was born in September. But the only Jayden James photos seen by the public thus far have been obscured, partial or grainy as hell.

While Suri Cruise celebrates her birthday and seems perfectly comfortable in front of the camera, this celebrity baby remains shrouded in mystery. But for how long!!??!

At Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Party, the latest celebrity fashion was not the topic of the evening.

Instead, as reported by TMZ, this event was the scene of the latest Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton encounter - with camps being divided by strict party lines.

Paris arrived first at the new Hollywood club, Sugar. She mingled with the likes of Jack Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart before retreating to the club's back room.

Once there, the spoiled heiress spent the night texting. We wonder why she didn't just log-in to her MySpace account. Meanwhile, other celebs spotted on the Hilton-friendly side of the club were Ryan Seacrest, Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and former NSYNC boy banders Lance Bass, JC Chasez and Joey Fatone.

On the other end, the Firecrotch Queen made a grand entrance with fanfare bigger than Victoria Beckham's boobs. It included photographers and party groupies that swarmed the 20-year-old rehabbed former redhead and her entourage.

Members of Team Lindsay, at least for last night, included Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and most interestingly, Paris' former BFF Kim Kardashian.

There's really no way to declare a winner during party battles such as this. For the most part, you, the celebrity gossip fan, come out on top.

A day after his baked bean assault on a member of the paparazzi, the great Hugh Grant was leaving his home in London when he received the "full moon" treatment from an admirer.

The former beau of Elizabeth Hurley was spotted the other day in one of his finer moments, throwing food at a cameraman. From the look on Hugh Grant's face, this fan is either a huge fan of his work, or the magical fruit.

No word on whether any sappy Love Actually quotes were uttered at Grant by the fellow London resident as he proudly showcased his rotund ass cheeks.

Regarding other famous folks we think should get the full moon treatment, Nicole Richie gets the vote of our celebrity gossip writers. The anorexic waif deserves to see some crack that doesn't involve a pipe, don't you think?