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Soccer star David Beckham is expected to miss the World Cup after apparently tearing his Achilles’ tendon Sunday in A.C. Milan’s 1-0 victory over Chievo Verona.

Beckham pulled up unchallenged in the center circle, hopped on his right leg, fell to the turf and shouted “It’s broken, it’s broken!” as he was carried off in tears.

A Worried Fan

He is expected to fly to Finland today to have surgery.

“He felt the muscle begin to come up, which is a typical symptom when you break an Achilles’ tendon,” Milan Coach Leonardo told Sky Sports. “It's a real blow.”

David Beckham's Achilles is torn, but the rest of that bod is okay.

The loss was also a blow for England's World Cup hopes, but likely not a devastating one since Beckham was not even assured a place on Fabio Capello’s roster.

England's national team is strongest in midfield, where David plays. Losing Wayne Rooney or Steven Gerrard would be far, far more troubling to their chances.

Serious soccer analysis aside, the injury could put his entire soccer career in peril, but on the plus side, that'd leave much more time for underwear modeling.

You gotta look on the bright side, right? You don't need two functional Achilles tendons to have a functional David Beckham shirtless. Might as well retire now!

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Tiger Woods may be piecing his family life back together, but the troubled golfer still has a long way to go - and is the easiest of targets - in the court of public opinion.

A new season of South Park premieres Wednesday and the episode is all about Tiger. One can only imagine the kind of South Park quotes this is going to produce.

"It is such an important issue in America right now - the sex addiction outbreak," co-creator Matt Stone joked, referring to Woods' dalliances with waitresses.

"We're all really concerned about him."

Flanked by Cartman, Tiger Woods expresses deep regret.

The promotional pic above shows faux Woods during his apology speech last month, when he broke his silence for the first time since being outed as a sex fiend.

Like Family Guy, South Park is nothing if not an equal-opportunity, topical offender. Episodes have mocked Tom Cruise, Scientology, Michael Jackson's death and more.

At the very least, Stone and co-creator Trey Parker can point to Family Guy's recent controversy over Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome baby, or its classic HIV chorus line.

Anything regarding the Tiger Woods scandal will seem tame by comparison.

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Fox's hit show Glee has been off the air since December, but when it returns next month, it will make up for lost time with a tribute to the great Lady Gaga.

Creator Ryan Murphy said, "We're doing an episode as a tribute to theatricality. We reached out to Lady Gaga and she said, 'Yes, I'd love to be a part of it.'

"So yes, we will be doing Lady Gaga this season."

We can only hope for a full-length cover of her "Telephone" video, complete with ridiculous costumes and references to her alleged hermaphrodite status.

Lady Gaga in Action Live

Glee has its work cut out to do this justice!

Whether that means you'll see Lady Gaga on Glee personally is unclear, but at the very least, the show will be basing an episode around the "Bad Romance" songstress.

Last year, Gaga was the subject of an entire episode of Gossip Girl, and helped craft an "epic performance art piece" for the series. So you never know what's in store.

Madonna famously gave Glee license to cover her entire catalog, and the hit show is so sought after by aspiring singers, some American Idol vets are getting negged.

Not everyone's game, though. Coldplay and Bryan Adams said no to having their songs covered on it. Because Bryan Adams has an impeccable reputation to protect?

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Aiden Chase, the new manager of Heidi Montag after she fired Spencer Pratt, knows that not everybody's on board with his profession - "healer and intuitive."

Whatever the hell that means.

Chase says he helps people feel better about themselves and guide the future, which he can often see. He also says he has an ability to communicate with spirits.

Including dead celebrities. Does that mean he can speak with Heidi Montag's singing career then? Oh, we totally went there. Anyway, how did Aiden meet her?

"One of my clients referred me to Spencer and Heidi," he says. "Just after Heidi's plastic surgery, doing healing work, energy clearing ... helping put their future paths on the map. For about a month, Heidi has been asking me: 'Be my manager.'"

"When I really thought about it, really meditated, I realized I have been doing the job anyway. They had been consulting with me. It had been working for them."

Fake Heidi Pic

Heidi Montag gets her advice from "healer" Aiden Chase.

"I'm a healer and intuitive. What that means is I'm able to channel healing energy. How I like to describe that is love energy. How your mom wipes your brow and you feel better – she's actually sending her healing energy to you."

"What we do with a healing is we set an intention and put that into effect by stating or saying: If you ask for it, it will come. I channel in the energy and it neutralizes what needs to be cleared, whether it be mind, body or spirit."

So basically, he charges an insane amount of money to blow smoke up people's a$$es. Not a bad gig. Dude actually insists he can speak to the dead, too. Really.

"Gene Kelly is one," he says. "He represented himself to me."

"I kind of got a picture in my head of him. One of my iPods just switched to different songs, which is an interesting paranormal phenomenon, and on came a song from An American in Paris. I was like: 'Oh. I listened and paid attention.'"

"'Hey, brother boy, this is Gene Kelly, I'm here to help you.'"

She may have actually been better off with Spencer.

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Peter Graves, a rugged actor who starred in the hit series Mission: Impossible, and whose career took a comic turn in Airplane!, has died. He was 83.

Graves was found dead Sunday in front of his Pacific Palisades home from apparent natural causes, said Officer Karen Rayner of the Los Angeles P.D.

He had just returned from brunch with family to celebrate his upcoming 84th birthday. He collapsed on the driveway before he could reach his house.

One of Graves' daughters administered cardiopulmonary resuscitation but was unable to revive him, his spokeswoman said. May the star rest in peace.

Peter Graves starred in more than 70 TV series and films.

Typically playing the straight-laced hero, one of Graves' first big roles was in the 1953 classic, Stalag 17, in which he played an undercover Nazi spy placed among American POWs in a German camp. But his most memorable role was Mission: Impossible.

In the 1960s CBS series, later made into Tom Cruise vehicles, he played James Phelps, leader of the elite Impossible Missions Force. The show ran from 1967-1973 on CBS and 1988-1990 on ABC. He won a Golden Globe in 1971 for his role.

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When Kim Kardashian and J-Woww from Jersey Shore go at it in a fashion face-off, only one thing is for sure: There is gonna be some insane kleavage action.

J-Woww (real name Jenni Farley) has been dubbed the next Kim by some. We have no clue what that means, except maybe that she's a brunette reality star.

A well-endowed brunette reality star.

The all-natural Armenian goddess showed off her famous voluptuousness in a belted dress from the Kardashians by Bebe collection in January. Dee-zamn, Kim.

Meanwhile, the Jersey Shore cast member celebrated her b-day in Vegas last month in a black version of the plunge-front dress. No way those things are real.

Who looked better in their respective cleavage-baring dress? That's for you to decide, THG fashion fans. Take a look at the pics below and vote in our survey ...

Kim and J Woww

Who looked hotter in their dress?

 

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Resurgent Tonight Show host Jay Leno was recently asked to pose with a fan during a segment on the street, but it looks said fan had something up his sleeve.

Or on his hand. Sarah Palin style.

Kim Kardashian Drops 235 Pounds in 72 Days!

Jay may have shamelessly ousted successor Conan O'Brien and muscled his way back into his old job at NBC, but the redhead's supporters have not forgotten.

Check out what this guy posted on Facebook. Hilarious:

COCO = Conan O'Brien. FTW = For the win. Special thanks to one of our interns for pointing these things out. Finally, we're getting our money's worth outta these kids.

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Remember Jason Wahler? The reality star best known for dating Lauren Conrad on Laguna Beach and The Hills, and for being a douche and getting arrested a lot?

Well, he's still around, and back to his old tricks!

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Fortunately, we don't mean dating LC. Dude got arrested and thrown in the back of a pickup truck down in Mexico after he allegedly got into a fight at a nightclub.

Sources say it all went down at a club called the Pink Kitty in Cabo San Lucas, where the meathead to the max got into a big scuffle with someone inside the bar.

Security escorted Jason Wahler outside after the alleged fight too place, at which point local cops manhandled him and tossed him into the back of a pickup truck.

FAMILIAR FACE: Most Jason Wahler pics are mug shots.

Interestingly, despite this report, police deny that anyone named Jason Wahler was in their jail this week, and his rep or lawyer have declined comment so far.

Which basically means he's being held without cause ... or with cause, who knows. But it seems like this guy and a jail cell are simply destined to be together.

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In a recent interview with KIIS FM, Miley Cyrus confirmed her relationship with Liam Hemsworth and sent a message to her critics, possibly signaling out THG: Get a life!

"I may not be the best singer in the world, but I don't lip synch, I'm honest. I'm honest in acting, too," Miley said. "I'm doing what I like, people that are dogging me probably aren't, which is why they're down on me., I want to tell them ‘go get a hobby!'"

Ouch. We are, indeed, doing what we like, Miles. But we don't begrudge you a self-defense.

As for Hemsworth, Cyrus is confident that he's dating her for all the right reasons.

"I feel like I've been with people before, both in the public eye and out of the public eye, that may need something from me," she said. "He's not like that. He was already successful, he was already cast in the movie, he didn't need me for that. He doesn't need me to make him famous."

Even we have to admit: Miley has been acting far more mature recently, deleting her Twitter account and keeping her relationship with Liam mostly private. Might she finally be growing up?

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Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin have been doing everything they can to work out their issues, even after he so blatantly lost his way in recent years.

By lost his way, we mean he lost his pants. In the presence of pretty much any cocktail waitress that caught his eye. All while married with two little children.

Vintage Elin Nordegren

While a dozen Tiger Woods mistresses coming out of the woodwork is difficult to forgive and impossible to forget, their family life is getting back to normal.

Earlier this month, Elin moved back in to begin the process of rebuilding their marriage and Tiger's image. Now they've made it a whole week under one roof!

Sources close to the family say Tiger's been staying with Elin at their Isleworth estate for the past eight nights, and in that time, they've been spotted kissing!

Tiger and Elin in happier times ... such times may yet return.

Elin Woods has also been seen around town with a rejuvenated demeanor, according to witnesses, having renewed her commitment to Tiger and their family.

As for Tiger's golf return, he was practicing like a madman before the weather turned sour, but on the plus side, that means more time indoors with the fam.

Woods has hired Ari Fleischer, former White House Press Secretary and current sports PR guru, to prep him for his inevitable (and some say imminent) return.

Some have pegged his return for the private Tavistock Cup right at home in Orlando March 22, although the word on the street is Elin isn't expected to attend.

What do you think of Elin's decision to stay with Tiger?

 

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