The Hollywood Gossip is about more than just pleasing our male readers. Sure, we talk a lot about the Kristine Lefebvre Playboy issue.

And guys can check out pics of Holly Madison nude any time they want.

But we aim to satisfy the ladies, as well. Why else would we post photos of David Beckham nude? Or Matthew McConaughey without a shirt? (Not like he gives us a choice, though.)

Anyway, with the fairer gender in mind, here are a slew of Blake Lewis pictures. We know how women swoon over the beat boxing skills and boyish charm of this American Idol finalist.

It's just too bad Antonella Barba has reportedly gotten to him first. Guess oral sex photos do work out in the end for some.

TMZ reports (and eloquently states) that Enrique Iglesias "got his Akon on" over the weekend, almost getting freaky with an underaged fan at Saturday's KIIS-FM Wango Tango all-star concert in Los Angeles.

Prior to performing his sappy hit ballad "Hero," the too-sexy Iglesias brought a lucky lady onstage to serenade. When she revealed she was just 16, Enrique nervously sighed and asked if her parents were around.

But there were no graphic acts of simulated fornication in Inglesias' case, unlike the troubled Akon and Danah Alleyne, a.k.a. Diva Trixie.

Yes, Enrique Iglesias kept the performance strictly PG and chose to kiss the Hayden Panettiere jailbait lovely on the forehead instead of the lips.

Let this be a lesson to other musicians. Much as you may want to smack that (all on the floor), it's better to keep it under control until your fans reach 18.

While the concert also featured performances by Kelly Clarkson, Ludacris and Fergie, the artist who got the loudest reception at the sold-out venue was Miami rapper Pitbull.

Yes, Pitbull sang his ever so subtle bilingual hits like "Culo," as the mostly teenage (and under) crowd danced like hos in training. The end is near, friends. The end is very near.

Certain celebrity photos need little or no introduction.

Not that we're complaining by any means, but it seems the sultry Dita Von Teese is seen nude more often than not. Heck, from what we've seen of her lately, we'd think the burlesque dancing goddess only bathes at sponsored events.

Bottom line: Marilyn Manson is an idiot.

Last month, we saw her splashing around on stage, in addition to seeing Dita Von Teese nude in Penthouse. Last weekend, the former Mrs. Manson busted out her favorite pair of pasties - yes, those are pasties - in Toronto for the 2007 Fashion Cares event. 

We know Evan Rachel Wood is cute and all, Marilyn, but could she pull off wearing nothing to a fashion event? So few of us can, really.

Anyway, we were left shaken and stirred by this picture, as Dita looked dashing as always. Thankfully, Perez Hilton was not on hand this time.

As in piggyback ride, of course.

Nicole Scherzinger, the only recognizable member of the venerable Pussycat Dolls (at least before the sexy Asia Nitollano burst on the scene) loosened up her buttons (uh-huh) and straight up fronted on her boyfriend.

That beau of several months is Laguna Beach alumnus Talan Torriero (really, it is), with Scherzinger on a Hawaiian getaway over the weekend. 

Suffice it to say, that's one wet pussy. Cat. Doll. Sorry.

No word on how the hell Talan Torriero landed a hot babe like Nicole, but the guy once took Kristin Cavallari to a prom, so he's not a complete novice when it comes to the ladies.

Oh, and there was his engagement to Kimberly Stewart, which lasted a whole few days. To think, he was almost Sean Stewart's brother-in-law. Dodged a bullet there, T-squared!

As for Talan's Laguna brethren, Stephen Colletti dates Hayden Panettiere, while Jason Wahler has many court dates. So we'd rate Torriero's efforts somewhere in the middle.

Excuse us for a moment, Gemma Atkinson.

You're very pretty and all, but it's time to focus on our favorite British beauty. Indeed, Keeley Hazell nude may not be difficult to come across - but that doesn't make these pics any less attractive once we do.

One of the original sex tape queens - it's safe to assume Olivia Mojica and Toastee Toof were simply following her lead - Hazell is beloved by men on both sides of the Atlantic. She's also an inspiration to women.

Even a nude Avril Lavigne posed in the same publication as Keeley a few months back.

You have to hand it to this lingerie model. Unlike fellow English hottie Katie Price, Hazell doesn't need a reality show to get famous. She can just take her clothes off. 

Lily Allen has shocked some fans by branding herself "fat and ugly" - and "s**tter" than fellow British singing sensation Amy Winehouse.

The "Smile" singer, who last week criticized editors of fashion magazines for perpetuating what she calls the "size zero culture," made an impassioned turnaround on (where else) her MySpace page on Saturday.

She wrote:

"Fat, ugly and s**tter than Amy Winehouse - that is all I am. I'm on my own in America again."

"I used to pride myself on being strong-minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look. I felt like it didn't matter if I was a bit chubby ‘cos I'm not a model, I'm a singer.

"I'm afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine. I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed. I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery and laser liposuction."

In other words, the Star Jones treatment.

Speaking at the launch of her clothing range Lily Loves for British fashion chain New Look last Tuesday, she criticized fashion mags for perpetuating eating disorders, saying "Fashion editors can f**k off."

"Lots of them are responsible for the skinny issue."

"If fashion editors put bigger models in their magazines, then maybe girls wouldn't be sticking their fingers down their throats so much."

That's right, Nicole Richie. You got served.

"It makes me so angry, they should think more about what they're doing to the younger generation."

It would seem Maroon 5's Adam Levine - the man-whore who slept with Jessica Simpson, among many others - agrees with her view, even after he labelled her a ‘A S**t Spewer' recently.

Earlier this year, Allen called U.S. President George W. Bush "an a**ehole and a c**t" and referred to Americans as "backward" - and Levine isn't impressed with the young lady's candid international commentary.

He says, "S**t constantly spews out of her (Allen's) mouth. It's not attractive seeing someone spew s**t out of their mouth."

We feel the same way about Spencer Pratt.

"She's bigger in the UK," Levine continued. "But [here] her words still have some effect. Her talking s**t seems to be embraced."

The world of celebrity gossip is filled with lies and half-truths. Did Sheryl Crow really adopt a son? (Yes.)

Is Spencer Pratt the anti-Christ? (Most likely.)

Can Britney Spears sink any lower? (Stay tuned!)

Below, we comment on the validity of a few other Hollywood gossip rumors...

REPORT: Tony Parker won't see Eva Longoria nude until their wedding night.

Longoria's rep Liza Anderson tells Us Magazine that while the future wife did say in an interview that she planned to give up sex before her wedding, it was purely in jest. "It was a total joke!" Anderson explains. "She was just being playful."

REPORT: The smile on America Ferrera is insured for $10 Million.

The Ugly Betty star is a spokeswoman for Aquafresh's "Smiles for Success" program, which provides dental care for underprivileged women looking to break into the workforce. To protect their partnership, the company took a policy out the eventual Mrs. Ryan Piers Williams and her girlish grin with Lloyd's of London.

REPORT: Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff are feuding via Myspace.

According to numerous gossip sources, Kardashian responded to an attempt by Haylie to bury the hatchet over past issues by calling the sister of Hilary Duff sister nasty names.

A rep for Kardashian says: "The page is a fake. Kim and Haylie are great friends and neither of them posted anything mean."

REPORT: Victoria Beckham's boobs have their own zip code.

This is true.

Stalking.

It's a heck of a lot of fun, and sometimes, a celebrity like Hilary Duff will even be nice and let you off the hook afterwards. But in the case of one California woman, the party's over. Restraining order style.

Actress Sandra Bullock was granted court protection against the fan she says repeatedly visited her home and tried to run over her husband, Jesse James.

Sandra Bullock testified Friday that on five different occasions, Marcia Valentine (pictured) left in her yard palm fronds adorned with "weird signs" and "pieces of animal fur."

Oooh. Holly Madison and PETA aren't gonna be happy 'bout that.

Orange County Superior Court Judge Thomas Borris said he found "clear and convincing evidence" of stalking and issued a three-year restraining order.

The ruling prohibits Marcia Valentine from contacting or coming within 500 yards of Bullock, Jesse James or his three children from a previous marriage.

The judge has also given the Crash star and her hubby permission to record any phone calls or videotape Valentine if she were to violate the order.

Valentine did not attend the hearing. She may have moved on and taken up stalking some other famous woman, such as Ricki Lake.

Valentine, 45, of Huntington Beach, was arrested in April for investigation of assault with a deadly weapon after trying to run over James with a car.

She remains free on $25,000 bail pending a May 22 hearing. Prosecutors are still reviewing the case and have not decided whether to file charges.

Bullock said that after Valentine was spotted April 22 outside the couple's home in Sunset Beach, James went outside and tried to write down the woman's license plate when she aimed her Mercedes-Benz at him.

"I saw him go behind her car to get the license number. She got angry," said Bullock, who was also harassed by another crazy dude last year.

James, the former host of the reality TV hit Monster Garage, was not hurt.

Calum Best is a generous man.

It's not enough that he's seen Lindsay Lohan nude. After all, this doesn't set the Brit apart from most other men he sees on the street.

But Best has been kind enough to give the few remaining people who have not seen Lindsay's giant boobs a glimpse of what they've been missing.

Because we're a family celebrity gossip blog, we've covered the private part with a logo. Sorry, guys.

Anyway, the new couple spent the weekend in the Bahamas, where they celebrated the opening of the Cove Atlantis on Paradise Island with parties, sunbathing and lots of PDA.

On Friday night, they took in a poolside Janet Jackson concert alongside John Travolta, Rob Lowe, Whitney Houston, Spike Lee, Michael Jordan and Tyra Banks. Your basic concert crowd, really.

From there, Calum and Lindsay partied the weekend anyway and questioned the decision to give Kate Walsh her own show on ABC.

* To see the uncensored version of Lohan's nipple slip, click here.

The Hollywood Gossip has learned that The Game is in police custody after LAPD officers executed a search of his L.A. area home in conjunction with an incident that took place in February.

According to police sources, officers accosted The Game and took him down to the precinct, where the former 50 Cent nemesis was booked on charges of making criminal threats.

We can only assume that means saying he plans to kill some fool. Which is fairly believable, as Game is a frickin' nut. But as the executive editor of our celebrity gossip staff puts it, "a real rapper would just do it."

Anyway. He was being extremely cooperative, TMZ reported.

Vida Guerra is surely having a good laugh over this. This at least The Game, a multi-platinum selling rap star, who was formerly a part of da wannabe hard-core G Unit crew, went down in style.

Moments after he was placed in a holding cell at the L.A. County police station, The Game was seen showing off his wad of more than $3,000 cash (that's how he rolls) - which was temporarily confiscated and counted by police.

The money was returned when The Game posted $50,000 bail Sunday morning. Kevin Federline, who The Game considers "good folks," was not available for comment.

No word on when Game, who was previously arrested for impersonating an officer in New York, is due back in court.

But don't expect him to get a slap on the wrist like Taboo.