We wanted to deliver the goods here. We really did. But the great Britney Spears just didn't quite come through on her end of the bargain.

Seen here popping a squat with her new bitch, Yorkie pup London, Britney looks as if she has no idea where she is. Perhaps she confused the parking lot with the ladies room?

Alas, there would be no crotch shot or nipple slip from the train wreck pop star on this date. Just horrific hair, bad clothing selection and utter confusion.

But you know it's only a matter of time.

Without Alli Sims by her side, Britney Spears must run her own errands.

It's been months since we saw Cisco Adler naked, but those giant testicles are seared into our mind even more so than the last Britney Spears crotch shot.

It's sad, really.

Perhaps a People magazine interview with the ex-boyfriend of Mischa Barton can distract us from those disgusting thoughts. First, though, someone get this man a drink...

Have you had dinner here yet?
No, you know I had a huge lunch so I couldn't eat any dinner. I'm having tequila for dinner.

Was it shocking when you found out Nicole Richie was pregnant or did you personally hear about?
It was surprising but congratulations to them. They're good people.

Do you believe she'll be a good mom?
Oh yeah, [Nicole Richie] be a good mom.

How do you think her boyfriend, Joel Madden, will be about it?
Joel's a great guy. I think he loves her. I don't know, though, I don't know their relationship that well.

You're friends with Paris Hilton. After her whole jail experience have you talked to her since then? Is she really that changed person that she claims to be?
Yeah, she said it was a ridiculous life changing experience. That's all I know. … I've been to jail for three days so I can imagine 21 is even crazier.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Almost as crazy as Rumer Willis in a dunce cap!

Was it life changing for you as well?
Uh, I knew I was getting out at some point. It was just that county jails are so over packed, it took me three days to get into the system.

So what else have you been up to these days?
Well we're on tour with ZZ Top, The Pretenders and The Stray Cats right now.

How is that?
Ridiculous. Arenas and amphitheaters. We just did a show with 10,000 [people]. Forget a club, put me in a goddamn arena.

Was there anything that didn't go right in the new show or something that you were upset about?
No. We made a decision early on to let go. Easy going. Doors are open and f--- everyone.

What's the best thing about being in this business? What keeps you going â€" what's your drive?
The next song I write. I wake up every day and write all day long. It's hopefully a tool so people finally listen to my music and shut up about my personal life.

* Note to all celebrity gossip blogs: Keep talking about Cisco Adler's personal life. Anything that will lead to more insightful interviews such as this. 

The oldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, Rumer Willis, wears a dunce hat, a neck and back brace, and little else on the set of the Untitled Anna Faris Project.

Mmm. Rumer Willis almost sort of nude. In a dunce cap. That's ... hot?

Several people commenting on Just Jared, which first brought us these Rumer pics, claim that it's not Rumer, but rather her younger sister, Scout Willis.

We will give theme this: It doesn't much look like Rumer. But with Scout Willis being like 12, and Rumer signed to work on the movie, we're gonna go and say it's her.

As for the film, little is known. IMDB says the movie is about a recently sacked pin-up girl (Faris) who signs up to be the new house mother at UCLA's nerdiest sorority.

Wikipedia claims Faris is acting and producing in House Bunnies, a film with Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions, about a retired Playboy bunny.

Former American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee has also signed up for this movie. We'd love to see McPhee in this outfit wearing a dunce cap too (it wouldn't be a huge stretch). Or even less, if you know what we're talking about.

We're talking about a nude Katharine McPhee, people.

Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé Knowles scored seven nominations each for this year's MTV Video Music Awards, it was announced on MTV's Total Request Live Tuesday.

Kanye West and Rihanna, meanwhile, were just shy of the top spots with five nominations each, while newcomer Amy Winehouse received three.

The latest hit for Justin Timberlake, "What Goes Around ... Comes Around," will face off with Beyoncé's "Irreplaceable," West's "Stronger," Rihanna's "Umbrella," Winehouse's "Rehab" and electro duo Justice's "D.A.N.C.E." for the video of year honors.

Kanye West and Rihanna (and sporting a cane) were on TRL Tuesday when the nominations were announced â€" as were fellow scheduled performers Chris Brown, Timbaland and Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz.

MTV also announced that the VMAs will be a one-night stand this year, airing live from the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas September 9.

The two-hour show will include eight categories - fan favorites as well as four new slots: Male/female artist of the year, most earthshattering collaboration; monster single of the year and quadruple threat award. No idea what that means, but who cares.

Not nominated for some reason? The amazing Britney Spears. Oh, maybe it's because she hasn't put out in album in like three or four years.

The real world doesn't scare Amanda Salinas and Mark Philippoussis.

In fact, the Age of Love couple has the same message for life away from the cameras that Spencer Pratt has for his detractors: bring it on!

"We're in the real world now," Philippoussis told the Las Vegas Review-Journal after Monday night's finale broadcast had aired. "We just want to get to know each other without the cameras."

Philippoussis chose Salinas, a 26-year-old financial planner's assistant from Nashville, TN, out of a group of seven 40-something "Cougars" and five other 20-something "Kittens." The fact that he chose a younger woman over an older one was almost as shocking the fact that Katie Price was recently seen partying.

There have been mixed reactions over this tennis star choosing Salinas over 48-year-old Jennifer Braff. Not since Asia Nitollano was selected as a Pussycat Doll over Melissa has reality TV caused such controversy.

The couple told the Review-Journal it kept in-touch while Age of Love was airing via text messaging, but now plan to spend some one-on-one time together in Vegas this week, "just hanging out, watching a movie and having some popcorn."

There are no marriage plans right now.

OK! Magazine is beginning to be a leading source of celebrity gossip.

It had the exclusive Britney Spears meltdown two weeks ago - and now it has an interview with Kim Porter coming out in its latest issue. Here are some highlights from it:

On Diddy: "I'd been in an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Combs for about 10 years, and it came to a point where it was time for me to move on with my life. I had invested a lot of time in that relationship, and it wasn't going where it should have been going. So it was time to [end it]. In a relationship, it's important that the people are on the same page at the same time. And we weren't on the same page."

Kim Porter joins Jason Wahler as a well-known ex in Hollywood.

On his alleged cheating: "I will never sit here and say that Puffy - or any man - is 100 percent faithful. I just don't believe it. Some of you are, but I'm not going to sit here and say that I didn't believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I'm aware that he's cheated."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Come on, Kim. Brody Jenner is faithful... to being a player!

On J.Lo's relationship with Diddy: "It was an embarrassment. I never thought it was real. I knew what was going on with him. Despite what you see in print and when the cameras are flashing, what's going on in someone's heart may be totally different. He was still [in love] with me. I never looked at their relationship [as serious]."

When asked if Sienna Miller played a part in her break up:: "They're just friends. That wasn't the cause."

Then why break up with such a mogul, Kim? Why?!?

The reason millions are so enraptured by The Hills is that everyone can relate in some form ... in spite of the absurd, Valley Girl aura that hovers over the hit MTV series.

To celebrate the release of Season 2 of The Hills on DVD, MTV and BaM have taken this to heart and created EmotiClips - an easy and fun way for pals, significant others, co-workers and roomies to communicate using scenes of Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, Whitney ... and the infamous Spencer Pratt.

For example, if you want to tell your friend that she's dating a "sucky person" (no better way exists to describe Spencer) you can subtly email her with this clip:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsxmy1CNf0[/youtube]

As always, the wisdom of Lauren Conrad is profound in its simplicity.

And that's not all. You can also send your friends clips of Lauren at work with Whitney Port and at home with Audrina Patridge, as well as Spencer telling off Heidi or lamely threatening some random dude (who gives him a classic look) for no reason.

The clip above and 11 other "EmotiClips" can be viewed and forwarded around via YouTube. Just search for The Hills EmotiClip. Or just click here and check out the related videos.

You've heard from Zac Efron already in regard to the upcoming High School Musical 2.

Now, it's time to read what Ashley Tisdale had to say to Us Magazine about this exciting new TV movie...

Us: How do you manage to stay out of trouble in Hollywood?
Ashley Tisdale: "I just treat my work like anyone else would. It is my job and my normal life is just being home with family and friends and just hanging out and going to dinner. I am not a party animal. I went to regular high school and I was around all those kinds of parties but I never drank and I never smoked and I think that is because my mom doesn't drink or smoke.

She has been a really big role model for me. I'm not into clubbing or partying like that. I don't want my career to become about what I am doing. It's more about my work. That is all that matters to me."

Us: What do you do to stay in shape?
AT: "I like to work out two times a week. I do cardio for 30 minutes then I do weights. I used to have a trainer but I just moved gyms. I'm really into eating healthy and working out."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: But, Ashley, where are the photos of your workout, like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were so kind to share of theirs?

Us: Do you feel pressure to be thin in Hollywood?
AT: "No because I have always been thin my while life so I have never felt that kind of pressure. If anything, I felt more pressure to have more curves. I think curves are sexier than being thin skinny. I think that Jessica Alba has the most amazing body."

Us: Do you diet?
AT: "I watch what I eat but then I will have days where I will eat whatever I want like a donut. I don't really limit what I eat but I just watch it. I don't like to eat carbs after 3 pm."

Us: What is your favorite body part?
AT: "My legs because I have very long skinny legs. When I put on heels or shorts they look like they are a mile long. I am always wearing skirts or shorts because I like my legs. They are very in shape."

Us: How do you make time for your boyfriend with your busy schedule?
AT: "I think that if you really want a relationship to work and you have busy schedules, you make it work no matter what. I think that it is definitely hard sometimes but you have to promise to make it work or you shouldn't be in the relationship."

Tisdale was mum on the lucky man, however. Does anyone know who she or Blake Lewis is dating?

Sorry, Megan Fox, but a new hottie has caught the attention of The Hollywood Gossip staff.

Her name is Mayra Veronica and, well, take a look below to see why we're focused on this Univision, Cuban-born host.

A trained ballet dancer, actor and singer, Veronica is currently gracing FHM magazine, the publication whose calendar she starred on in 2004. And these weren't Larissa Aurora pictures, folks! They were, you know, attractive.

Mayra's body and voice were even used as a character for the 2007 Def Jam 3 video game. She recently inked a multi-million dollar record deal with CMG/Universal Motown and is preparing for her English release next year.

Meet Mayra Veronica. You'll be hearing a lot from her in the future.

As one of the most downloaded women on the Web, looks as though Veronica is prepared to give Tila Tequila and Shakira a run for their hot, hot money.

With no career or anything to dedicate her copious free time to, and having cut ties with pretty much all family members and friends, Britney Spears is a lady of leisure.

And can you think of a better way for a troubled socialite to celebrate a hot August day than by donning a nice, white, see-through sundress and running some errands with droves of celebrity news photographers in tow? This site sure can't!

Britney Spears is dressed to beat the heat. All the holes in that purdy l'il dress leave little to the imagination. Hey, check out my hot pink panties and blue bra, y'all!

Looking reasonably normal (relatively speaking, of course) the former Mrs. K-Fed hit up a local plant store. Nowhere in sight? Former BFF and possible cousin Alli Sims. Pity.

No word on whether Jayden James accompanied his crazy mom, or whether Brit saw last night's finale of Age of Love, in which Mark Philippoussis chose Amanda Salinas.