Despite Paula Abdul's farewell Tweet and Fox wishing her happy trails, the latest American Idol conspiracy theory suggests she's not going anywhere.

Here are a few bits of evidence (albeit circumstantial) that make us wonder if the reality show and the wacky, but entertaining judge are really parting ways:

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With estranged, demoralized husband Peter Andre looking after her children, Katie Price is giving Jon Gosselin a run for the how-low-can-they-go title.

The shameless model showed little regard for modesty (or common decency) as she cavorted topless around a Spanish resort with her new beau Alex Reid.

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Actor Tom Sizemore has been arrested. In related news, August is humid, Star invents celebrity gossip and Robert Pattinson makes the 'tween girls scream.

The trouble-prone Sizemore was busted for domestic violence at roughly 10:45 p.m. last night. An argument with a female companion allegedly got physical.

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The world has watched Jon Gosselin plumb the depths of mediocre tail in the past few weeks, cycling from Hailey Glassman to Kate Major to Stephanie Santoro.

Now get ready to hear Kate Gosselin's plea for attention side of the story!

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In really random news, artist Karin Bubas has debuted a collection of pastel portraits of the major players in The Hills cast, featuring chalk pastel shows of Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port and more!

The Bubas exhibition, entitled "With Friends Like These..." is on display at the Charles H. Scott Gallery in Vancouver, British Columbia until September 13.

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"No one goes to Hooters for wings." - Chris Rock

Anyone who has ever actually set foot in an establishment such as Hooters knows all too well that these words from Chris Rock could not ring more true.

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Steven Tyler, the legendary Aerosmith frontman, was rushed to a hospital last night after falling from stage during a concert in South Dakota.

The 61-year-old took a spill while entertaining the crowd by dancing around after the sound system failed during the song "Love In an Elevator."

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