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Last year, there was Bikini Girl.

This year, there's General Larry Platt.

Each season, American Idol airs the audition of an outlandish contestant that gets cataputed into the spotlight for approximately 15 minutes. Rarely is that individual 62 years old and singing about his pants on the ground, however.

But that's exactly what took place in Atlanta last night, as a man that referred to himself as "General Larry Platt" (pictured) caused the judges to crack up with a single that included the lyrics:

Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool, walkin’ to the town
With your pants on the ground!

General Larry Platt

Is it wrong that the show ended the episode with this man, as opposed to one of the truly talented singers that received a ticket to Hollywood, such as Keia Johnson, Jermaine Sellers, Mallorie Haley, Bryan Walker? Nah, it's just American Idol!

Visit our friends at TV Fanatic full a detailed rundown of the evening - and watch the General's performance of "Pants on the Ground" below.

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There are so many Tiger Woods mistresses coming out of the woodwork that the situation is quickly getting outta control. What can he do to keep 'em quiet?

Pay $3 million, as he reportedly did in the case of Rachel Uchitel. Or in the case of this new computer game, drive golf balls at them to knock 'em out cold!

Tiger Woods Playing Golf

In this hilarious flash game, you can help Tiger make sure no mistresses talk to the media by hitting them with golf balls before they can get to a news van.

That's right, when Tiger's back is against the wall, there's only one tool for the job. We're talking about a golf club. The game can be said for Elin Woods!

Click here to see if you can get Tiger out from the stickiest of PR situations before the rumors get out - and raging Elin knocks face in with a 9-iron again.

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Gilbert Arenas has been spending his indefinite suspension from the NBA on the phone with his lawyer, who has supposedly been bargaining for a plea deal.

Arenas would supposedly admit guilt to misdemeanor gun charges under the terms of the agreement. No deal had been made as of yesterday afternoon.

If the negotiations don't totally fall apart, they would likely keep Arenas out of prison, according to the Washington Post, and possibly give him probation.

He could also receive community service, and/or a fine.

Whatever happens with the legal system, it isn't looking very good for Gilbert Arenas to suit up with the Washington Wizards right now or anytime soon. Or at all.

GM Ernie Grunfeld supposedly texted Arenas after his "joke" gun drawing on Javaris Crittenton went completely awry to let him know that was in violation of NBA rules.

It could also lead to his $111 million contract being voided. Yikes. The team has supposedly been very cooperative with police investigating the star player.

At least with his copious free time Agent Zero could be cleaning out all the firearms he supposedly owns. Dude supposedly has hundreds of guns. No joke!

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Exciting, unconfirmed Zanessa news out of the tabloid world this morning:

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron may soon become roommates!

A source told the print edition of In Touch Weekly that things keep getting better between this pair, as Hudgens wants to spend as much time with her man as possible.

  • Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron
  • Zanessa Sighted

“When Vanessa was apart from Zac while filming her upcoming movies Beastly and Sucker Punch, she realized how much she missed him and loved being around him all the time," the insider said. "When she got back to LA, she told him she wanted them to move in together."

Referring to the adorable pair as “as young, but very serious about each other," the friend adds that house hunting may soon commence.

Last week, in a similar move, Liam Hemsworth reportedly moved in with Miley Cyrus (and her parents). We'd like to send both these couples best wishes. May you never fight about dirty dishes in the sink!

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Our crush on Kristin Cavallari has waned a little since her time as the resident bad girl babe on Laguna Beach. On the plus side, she is at least of legal age now.

She feuded with Lauren Conrad on that MTV series, then recently took her place when LC retired from her Laguna spinoff. Kristin last season? A little much.

Still, she remains a very cute girl. We maintain there is no way in hell Kristin Cavallari would ever date Justin-Bobby. We have no point, we're just saying.

Here's a 22-photo tribute to The Hills star on her 22nd birthday...

  • Bad Kristin
  • The Bitch Be Back
  • Kristin in White
  • K-to-the-C

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Forget smelling like a mixture of Ray J, Reggie Bush and QuickTrim powder.

Kim Kardashian has given fans another reason why they ought to purchase her new fragrance: it makes you feel like a woman!

After starring in her first perfume ad (below), Kardashian writes on her blog:

It was so much fun getting all glammed up for this shoot. I think the Old Hollywood theme with a modern twist is a perfect fit for my fragrance because it will make you feel glam, sexy and super feminine.

The only question remaining: Which is less understandable: how one can feel "super feminine," or what makes Kim qualified to release a fragrance?

The perfume will be available nationwide in February. For now, fans can purchase it at Sephora.com.

Make sure you use a credit card, and enough common sense to stop yourself from actually doing this.

NOTE: Follow this link now to purchase your Kim Kardashian perfume!

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Teddy Pendergrass, a singer admired for his bravery in the face of paralysis, has passed away from colon cancer complications. He was 59.

A R&B singer, Pendergrass was paralyzed in a 1982 car accident. He initially rose to fame in the 1970s when he became lead singer of Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes, a group that put out such singles as "If You Don't Know Me by Now" and "I Miss You."

The crooner crashed his Rolls-Royce in Philadelphia, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. He resumed his recording career the next year with the album "Love Language" and returned to the stage, performing from a wheelchair, at the Live Aid concert in 1985.

He started the Teddy Pendergrass Alliance in 1998. It benefits victims of spinal cord injuries.

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In the latest issue of Self, Jessica Alba speaks glowingly about her husband, her political affiliation, her pregnancy and her feelings on Nancy Pelosi.

It's a wide-ranging interview.

Starring alongside every other A-lister in Hollywood in next month's Valentine's Day - from Taylor Lautner to Julia Roberts to Patrick Dempsy - Alba dishes on these topics below...

On pregnancy: "[It] was the most incredible experience I've ever had. So I'll take the stretch marks. I'll take the sagging boobs. I'll take the cellulite I can never get rid of. If you walk around with your head held high and you're happy and positive, then all that other stuff is irrelevant."

On politics: "When I was in Washington, D.C., I got to meet Nancy Pelosi. She was so warm. I just grinned from ear to ear with my mouth open and my eyes bulging out of my head! Afterward, I called [husband Cash Warren] and totally geeked out. I was beside myself. Tickled pink! The fact that a woman is speaker of the house? Oh, my God!"

On Warren: "I love the way I feel after Cash and I wake up. Or talk on the phone. Everything! Every time I see him or talk to him, I fall in love with him all over again."

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If only all celebrities were like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

They're gorgeous, they're talented, they provide us with endless, hilarious tabloid fodder - and they're as charitable as it gets.

The most recent example of their giving nature: the couple has contributed $1 million to emergency medical operations in Haiti, as that nation deals with thousands of deaths and incomprehensible damage in the wake of a 7.0-magnitude earthquake.

"It is incredibly horrible to see a catastrophe of this size hit a people who have been suffering from extreme poverty, violence and unrest for so many decades," said Jolie, while her partner added:

"We understand the first response is critical to serve the immediate needs of countless people who are now displaced from their homes, are suffering trauma, and most require urgent care."

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Specifically, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation is donating the funds to Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontiéres, whose three hospitals in Port-au-Prince were severely damaged.

We hope other stars are paying close attention.

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The Bachelor craze needs to simmer down a bit.

Oxygen has announced that Charlie O'Connell and Sarah Brice from ABC's dating show are now getting their own reality series titled When Charlie Met Sarah.

All together now: Huh?!

This series "takes viewers back to when Charlie O'Connell appeared on The Bachelor and decided Sarah was the one to end his single days," a release says.

"Since then, their relationship has been on and off due to Charlie's hard-partying ways. Now, they've reconnected and want to make it work for REAL."

Because we're all sitting here dying to know every detail about The Bachelor couple from... 2005. Why don't they just appear on Bachelor Pad instead?

Charlie O'Connell, Sarah Brice

The conflict will reportedly center around O'Connell's reluctance to get engaged to Sarah Brice. Guess he didn't keep that enormous rock from their Bachelor daze.

Maybe they can get Chris Harrison to host this. Now that would be worth watching. Sarah ... that was the final kiss tonight. Whenever you're ready ... for bed.

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