The world of celebrity gossip is filled with lies and half-truths. Did Sheryl Crow really adopt a son? (Yes.)

Is Spencer Pratt the anti-Christ? (Most likely.)

Can Britney Spears sink any lower? (Stay tuned!)

Below, we comment on the validity of a few other Hollywood gossip rumors...

REPORT: Tony Parker won't see Eva Longoria nude until their wedding night.

Longoria's rep Liza Anderson tells Us Magazine that while the future wife did say in an interview that she planned to give up sex before her wedding, it was purely in jest. "It was a total joke!" Anderson explains. "She was just being playful."

REPORT: The smile on America Ferrera is insured for $10 Million.

The Ugly Betty star is a spokeswoman for Aquafresh's "Smiles for Success" program, which provides dental care for underprivileged women looking to break into the workforce. To protect their partnership, the company took a policy out the eventual Mrs. Ryan Piers Williams and her girlish grin with Lloyd's of London.

REPORT: Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff are feuding via Myspace.

According to numerous gossip sources, Kardashian responded to an attempt by Haylie to bury the hatchet over past issues by calling the sister of Hilary Duff sister nasty names.

A rep for Kardashian says: "The page is a fake. Kim and Haylie are great friends and neither of them posted anything mean."

REPORT: Victoria Beckham's boobs have their own zip code.

This is true.

Stalking.

It's a heck of a lot of fun, and sometimes, a celebrity like Hilary Duff will even be nice and let you off the hook afterwards. But in the case of one California woman, the party's over. Restraining order style.

Actress Sandra Bullock was granted court protection against the fan she says repeatedly visited her home and tried to run over her husband, Jesse James.

Sandra Bullock testified Friday that on five different occasions, Marcia Valentine (pictured) left in her yard palm fronds adorned with "weird signs" and "pieces of animal fur."

Oooh. Holly Madison and PETA aren't gonna be happy 'bout that.

Orange County Superior Court Judge Thomas Borris said he found "clear and convincing evidence" of stalking and issued a three-year restraining order.

The ruling prohibits Marcia Valentine from contacting or coming within 500 yards of Bullock, Jesse James or his three children from a previous marriage.

The judge has also given the Crash star and her hubby permission to record any phone calls or videotape Valentine if she were to violate the order.

Valentine did not attend the hearing. She may have moved on and taken up stalking some other famous woman, such as Ricki Lake.

Valentine, 45, of Huntington Beach, was arrested in April for investigation of assault with a deadly weapon after trying to run over James with a car.

She remains free on $25,000 bail pending a May 22 hearing. Prosecutors are still reviewing the case and have not decided whether to file charges.

Bullock said that after Valentine was spotted April 22 outside the couple's home in Sunset Beach, James went outside and tried to write down the woman's license plate when she aimed her Mercedes-Benz at him.

"I saw him go behind her car to get the license number. She got angry," said Bullock, who was also harassed by another crazy dude last year.

James, the former host of the reality TV hit Monster Garage, was not hurt.

Calum Best is a generous man.

It's not enough that he's seen Lindsay Lohan nude. After all, this doesn't set the Brit apart from most other men he sees on the street.

But Best has been kind enough to give the few remaining people who have not seen Lindsay's giant boobs a glimpse of what they've been missing.

Because we're a family celebrity gossip blog, we've covered the private part with a logo. Sorry, guys.

Anyway, the new couple spent the weekend in the Bahamas, where they celebrated the opening of the Cove Atlantis on Paradise Island with parties, sunbathing and lots of PDA.

On Friday night, they took in a poolside Janet Jackson concert alongside John Travolta, Rob Lowe, Whitney Houston, Spike Lee, Michael Jordan and Tyra Banks. Your basic concert crowd, really.

From there, Calum and Lindsay partied the weekend anyway and questioned the decision to give Kate Walsh her own show on ABC.

* To see the uncensored version of Lohan's nipple slip, click here.

The Hollywood Gossip has learned that The Game is in police custody after LAPD officers executed a search of his L.A. area home in conjunction with an incident that took place in February.

According to police sources, officers accosted The Game and took him down to the precinct, where the former 50 Cent nemesis was booked on charges of making criminal threats.

We can only assume that means saying he plans to kill some fool. Which is fairly believable, as Game is a frickin' nut. But as the executive editor of our celebrity gossip staff puts it, "a real rapper would just do it."

Anyway. He was being extremely cooperative, TMZ reported.

Vida Guerra is surely having a good laugh over this. This at least The Game, a multi-platinum selling rap star, who was formerly a part of da wannabe hard-core G Unit crew, went down in style.

Moments after he was placed in a holding cell at the L.A. County police station, The Game was seen showing off his wad of more than $3,000 cash (that's how he rolls) - which was temporarily confiscated and counted by police.

The money was returned when The Game posted $50,000 bail Sunday morning. Kevin Federline, who The Game considers "good folks," was not available for comment.

No word on when Game, who was previously arrested for impersonating an officer in New York, is due back in court.

But don't expect him to get a slap on the wrist like Taboo.

Rapper Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas is facing a stiff penalty - a maximum $200 fine, and no jail time - for two misdemeanor drug charges.

Taboo, whose real name is Jaime Luis Gomez, 31, was caught with a small amount of weed and arrested in March in the City of Industry, near L.A., after a minor traffic accident.

After this great Taboo mug shot was taken, he was charged with possession of marijuana while driving, on top of possession of 28.5 grams or less of marijuana, according to the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office.

If convicted, the bandmate of Fergie faces only the fine and no jail term. His arraignment is set for May 25.

Man, a staggering $200. Where's he ever gonna get the money to pay for that?

We're not saying Taboo should do time - or that pot should even be illegal - but that's got to be the dumbest penalty we've ever heard of.

Seriously, what kind of deterrent is that?

Paris Hilton goes to jail for driving with a suspended license. Akon is in all kinds of trouble for simulated sex acts performed on an underage skank on stage. If you can't hand down real fines, why bother making it a crime?

Looks like George Michael is staring at a similar non-punishment for his own incident of driving on drugs.

Forget Paris Hilton's pussy for a second.

Let's focus on Kim Kardashian and her bush. Reggie, that is.

Sources tell Us Magazine that the sex tape star is dating the former Heisman Trophy winner and current NFL standout, Reggie Bush.

Reportedly, Kardashian and Bush were introduced last year by Paris Hilton when she was banging Bush's former USC teammate Matt Leinart. The pair began dating casually earlier this year after Kardashian's split from Nick Cannon in January, but only recently have they turned up the heat.

In fact, on May 10 - at L.A. nightclub Teddy's - Kardashian and the NFL star were putting on a show that would make Ray J jealous. According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night.

This spy said the twosome was getting along very well, which means that Reggie has probably joined the Kim Kardashian Nude Club. He's the 4,729th member.

Kim has many ties to USC, of course. Her late father, Robert Kardashian, managed the USC football team when another Heisman winner, O.J. Simpson, played there. He would later serve as that murderer's defense attorney.

Sure, Leah Remini hangs out with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Xenu, or Tom Cruise, or whatever the heck Scientology freaks worship as their deity.

That doesn't mean she expects BFF Jennifer Lopez to do the same.

In a new interview in People magazine, Leah Remini, the King of Queens star, reveals that while she's definitely committed to Scientology, she isn't trying to convert her best friend - or anybody else, for that matter.

"I read that I was trying to get Jennifer Lopez to do Scientology because it helps with fertility. I don't know what that's about. That's bull - that we're sitting there at the Polo Lounge talking about fertility. I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant," Remini said.

"She's a fabulous girl. I'm fabulous to hang out with. But it's like, "What could these two have in common? She must be trying to convert her!" 

Lopez, who some say is trying to get pregnant, has been the subject of many cult Scientology rumors for some time as a result, but she and her sexy husband, Marc Anthony, have so far stuck to their Catholic ways.

Remini was one of the first TomKat friends to go public with the news that Suri Cruise was indeed real, back when that was, you know, in doubt.

Here's hoping she and J. Lo remain pals, Spaghetti Monster or not.

Spin-offs don't always work. Just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But ABC is hoping that Kate Walsh is different from the aforementioned Party of Five star and her giant boobs.

Indeed, after the success of the May 3 test episode that was part of a two-hour Grey's Anatomy extravaganza, the network chose to pick up the Walsh-led show currently entitled Private Practice for next season.

In addition to Walsh's Addison Montgomery-Shepherd, the new show stars Taye Diggs, Tim Daly, Hector Elizondo, Paul Adelstein, Chris Lowell, Merrin Dungey and Amy Brenneman.

Many true fans of Grey's Anatomy think this is a worse idea than the recent romantic pairing of George (T.R. Knight) and Izzie (Katherine Heigl). And the staff at The Hollywood Gossip agrees.

We'd prefer to see a spin-off involving Isaiah Washington as the manager of a homosexual boy band led by Lance Bass. But maybe that's just us.

We wonder if Rosie O'Donnell will send flowers to the latest celebrity grandfather?

After all, Donald Trump Jr. and wife Vanessa welcomed their first child Saturday afternoon in New York City. This means that The Donald is now a grandpa.

Moreover, son Barron Trump is now an uncle to Kai Madison, the 6-lb. 14-oz. girl and latest member of the insanely rich clan.

"Everyone's great," Trump Jr. said in a phone call from the hospital. "Baby's great, Vanessa's great ��" and I'm getting used to the idea [of being a father]."

The name came from the baby's maternal grandfather, the younger Donald said. It's Danish and almost as pretty as Ruby Sweetheart.

When the couple first announced the pregnancy in November, Vanessa told People magazine that "everyone's very excited," although "if you mention the 'grandpa' word [to the elder Donald Trump], he might not be so excited."

That's to be expected.

Also to be expected? The plans Kevin Federline must have for Jayden James to get himself a piece of Kai Madison, along with the Trump riches.

The Hollywood Gossip to Candy Spelling: Don't you have anything better to do than write letters to random celebrities?

You know, like ignore your daughter Tori Spelling?

A couple months ago, Candy penned a note to Larry Birkhead. The misguided mother somehow felt as though it was her job to offer advice about how to raise Dannielynn.

Well, Spelling is up to her weird, presumptuous ways again. The recipient this time? Paris Hilton.

While we don't disagree with the fact that Paris sucks in every way imaginable, we wish Candy would leave herself out of subjects that should only be tackled by experienced celebrity gossip blogs. Nevertheless, here's the letter Spelling sent Hilton:

Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility.

In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches -- whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is -- it's time to get real.

It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.

Amazing insight, Candy. But here are the two areas you should really be focusing your words of wisdom on:

• The legal trouble of Jason Wahler
• Your daughter's disaster of a reality show, Tori and Dean: Inn Love