Looks like "Mini Britney" has her very own pint-sized "PopoZao," if you know what we're talking about.

We're talking about a little person version of Kevin Federline.

TMZ was at Beacher's Madhouse in Las Vegas this weekend where Terra Jole, a.k.a. Mini Britney Spears, rocked out pretty damn hard to two of Spears' biggest hits, "Toxic" and "Oops ... I Did it Again."

Terra Jole shook that sexy midget booty in her racy Britney-inspired uniforms - a flight attendant and red latex spacesuit.

Even more so than Miss USA Rachel Smith taking a spill at the Miss Universe pageant, it truly must be seen to be believed (click here to watch Rachel eat it).

Mid-performance, a gold-chain, wifebeater-wearing, thugged-out K-Fed look-alike (played by someone aptly named Wee Matt) took over the stage, and just like the couple's colossal counterparts, they argued!

Mini Brit even offered some tender parting words to the lil' guy - "Get the f**k outta here!"

She's good, that little Britney. Wonder who's gonna get custody of mini-Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.

Tom Brady can handle a cover-two defense. He can even handle an all-out blitz from the weak side.

But the prospect of dealing with his very own Jayden James or Shiloh Nouvel? That's frightening.

"It's going to be a challenge," the father-to-be says in the June/July issue of Details. "I guess that late at night, I'm not so much scared as thinking of it as a huge unknown."

Brady is expecting his first child this summer with actress Bridget Moynahan â€" with whom he split in December after three years together.

"I want to prepare for it the way I do everything else in my life," he says in the interview. "I make lists. I make plans. But being a father is different. I think that people go into it and find out, holy s---, I have no control."

Sort of like anyone who tries to get Lindsay Lohan to stop boozing.

Brady â€" named one of People's 50 Most Beautiful in 2002 â€" is now dating Gisele Bundchen. So he ain't doing too badly for himself.

"I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?" he says.

Yes and no, Tom. Spencer Pratt is attracted to someone desperate for attention and in possession of fake boobs. So it's hard to generalize.

A Hollywood bidding war is going down right now for the feature film rights to a new, controversial book about the life and death of Princess Diana.

The movie will mainly focus on Diana's struggle with the paparazzi. Just imagine if she had to deal with celebrity gossip sites too, gosh.

Although the rights have not been snatched up, sources say that the cute, maybe anorexic Keira Knightley has already been tabbed to play the Princess.

A source said:

"Already the word in Hollywood is ‘get Keira Knightley!' It's a story that has everything; pathos, tragedy, comedy, adventure... and Princess Diana."

They believe that because of the recent and massive success of The Queen that this Princess Diana movie will make even more money.

While we can see a movie being made about Diana if it's done well, we just have to say that the girlfriend of Rupert Friend is clearly not the one for the part.

At least get someone who can portray different emotions and not just be the "innocent heroine." Maybe Kate Middleton?

Hey, with the way she's been looking lately, they could still cast Keira Knightley in the film somewhere... as a skinny Prince William.

Forget Nuts Magazine for a minute.

While a half-naked Lucy Pinder may have posed for that publication in the past, she's making it obvious in this spread just which pages she hopes to appear in someday.

Are you reading, Hugh Hefner?

The British babe is making like the Playboy bunny below, an obvious attempt to follow in the footsteps of Holly Madison nude and numerous other lovely women that have donned their birthday suits for Hef's creation.

There's no question that Pinder is suitable for the magazine.

But we're curious: if Lucy and other English beauties, such as Gemma Atkinson, were to pose, would their pictures be placed on the left-hand side of the page?

And would tea or crumpets be served during the photo shoot?

Whatever the answers are, we just hope Pinder asking to be included in Playboy doesn't start too much of a British trend. No one wants to see Amy Winehouse nude.

Nicole Richie may have mended fences with her one-time nemesis Paris Hilton, but the tiny reality TV "star" faces another personal problem.

For once, we're not talking about the fact that she doesn't eat.

Nicole Richie has reportedly shunned her mother, Brenda Harvey-Richie, even as she remains in the hospital after major surgery.

"Brenda was in the hospital. She had a hysterectomy," said a source.

"Nicole hasn't visited her since."

In other mom-daughter news, a similar spat meant Britney Spears reportedly didn't visit her hospitalized mother, Lynne, on Mother's Day.

Richie, who is not back in rehab as some sites reported, has been making regular visits to her therapist, and insiders say her issues with her mom may be to blame:

"The two have not been getting along lately."

Richie's rep had no comment on the feud, which makes the Rosie O'Donnell - Elisabeth Hasselbeck rift seem downright cordial.

You've got a long way to go, Britney Spears.

You may ignore your kids, laugh in the face of rehab and continue to hit clubs almost every night, but Lindsay Lohan is a true party-goer.

Mere days after her arrest for DUI and possible cocaine possession, the disgusting actress went to a Memorial Day pool party on Sunday at Teddy's at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel, where DJ pal Samantha Ronson was spinning.

"She was in a great mood," says a witness, not mentioning whether or not Lindsay was more drugged out than Pete Doherty.

Later that morning, photo agency X17 snapped pictures of Lohan apparently asleep or passed out in the passenger seat of Ronson's car, several "30 Days" sobriety pendants hanging from the rearview mirror.

Those seem as appropriate as a "Virginal Territory" sign hanging over the bed of Holly Madison.

According to the New York Post, Lohan dropped her sunglasses and cigarettes on her way out of Teddy's, then collapsed when she bent to pick them up. A bouncer had to lift her into the car. It was the most action Lohan had seen since Calum Best felt up her large breasts the night before.

Meanwhile, Dina Lohan, feel free to contact The Hollywood Gossip at any time and let us know how this is another example of your daughter being misunderstood. We've blown up the attached photo to underscore that point.

Thanks to People for this collection of celebrity sound bites...

"If I was her, I would hit someone the second I got in there and go into PC, protective custody. Then she's just got to sit in there and read some books."
- Law & Order: SVU star Ice-T, when asked by New York magazine if he had any advice for Paris Hilton before she went to jail.

THG NOTE: Kind of similar to our initial (Office Space-inspired) advice to her, which was to either kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch.

"What can I say besides... farewells are always difficult."
- Rosie O'Donnell, responding to fan support over her feud with her View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck, during her regular blog Web cast. ABC and O'Donnell announced Friday that she's not returning to the show.

"On this one I think Rosie should win. I think anybody that's against the war in Iraq is the winner of the fight, because to justify the war in Iraq ... only an imbecile could do that."
- Rosie's former nemesis Donald Trump, siding with O'Donnell in her feud with Hasselbeck

"I feel fabulous... When I wake up in the morning and I haven't had my coffee and I stumble downstairs, I'm like, '... Oh, s---' I completely forget that I've done this. And I have a few moments where I'm, like, 'Who's that?'"
- X-Men star Anna Paquin, on joining the ranks of Hollywood stars who've gone blonde

"They were very sweet and they poured me a vodka and orange juice and then I was fine."
- Eva Mendes, on having to be coaxed to do her very first on-screen nude scene with Joaquin Phoenix for her new film We Own the Night

"To think that Yoko Ono would even see it makes me want to throw up."
- Paul Rudd, discussing taking on the role of John Lennon in the rock-biopic parody Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, to Entertainment Weekly

"Both are ways to make a good dishonest living."
- Keith Richards, on snorting his dad. Just kidding. What the guitar god refers is being a rock star compared to a pirate. Keith portrays Johnny Depp's dad in the new Pirates of the Caribbean sequel. Depp has admitted his portrayal of the character is based on Richards.

Rachel Smith made like the President Bush's approval rating last night: amidst a series of booing from the crowd, she slipped and fell.

Somewhere, Rosie O'Donnell is probably ready to stomp her into the ground. But it's possible we digress.

Moving past the incident involving Miss USA (who finished fifth), we're proud to announce that Riyo Mori of Japan took home the Miss Universe crown last night.

The 20-year old dancer was overcome with emotion as the announcement was made, throwing her hands over her mouth and probably telling herself to remain sober now in order to avoid the fate of other beauty pageant winners such as Katie Rees.

"She is an amazing champion, an amazing woman and I hear that they go totally insane in Japan, so that's good," said Donald Trump, who co-owns the pageant with NBC.

Trump, of course, is familiar with how Tara Conner went totally insane after her Miss America victory.

Let's all hope the same fate doesn't befall Mori.

Mo'Nique has to pick up her game.

The host of Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School is faced with the task of turning women with less than perfect manners into models of decorum.

In other words: the opposite of oral sex-loving Lily Allen.

So far, so not too good for Mo'Nique, however. One contestant from the show has already made a sex tape, in which a very nude Jennifer Toof holds little back.

Now, Larissa Aurora (aka "Bootz") is almost baring it all in a racy new calendar. 

While neither gal would win the title of Miss Manners, you can decide which should be Miss Hottie. Or does Holly Madison nude automatically win that award?

Of course, Carmella DeCesare is doing what she can to make that a close vote. Don't forget to let us know your take on that battle, as well.

Actress Keira Knightley has accepted a 3,000-pound (6,000 dollar, 4,460 euro) settlement of her libel claim against London's Daily Mail over a story suggesting she was responsible for the death of an anorexic teen.

Much as we love making skinny jokes and constant cracks about Keira Knightley's weight, or lack thereof (snap!) we have to admit that's a ridiculous claim.

It would be like blaming Lily Allen every time some girl gives blow jobs on a school playground or holding Lindsay Lohan responsible for every DUI in Southern California.

Keira Knightley also said the story "falsely suggested" that she suffered from eating disorders.

We're just going to take a pass on that one.

Kate Wilson, representing Associated Newspapers, the publisher of the Daily Mail, told a court Thursday that Knightley was not responsible for a death, and that Knightley "does not have an eating disorder, and has not misled the public."

In January, the Daily Mail published a Keira Knightley photo of her in a bikini with the headline: "If pictures like this one of Keira carried a health warning, my darling daughter might have lived."

Knightley's lawyer, Simon Smith, said the article could be interpreted to say that she was personally responsible for the death of Sophie Mazurek, 19, who had suffered from anorexia.

The Love Actually and comic porn star, who was not present in court, intends to donate the settlement to Beat, an eating disorder and mental illness charity.

Then, she and Rupert Friend plan on being photographed somewhere in London looking frightening and gaunt.