We interrupt our weekly musings about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to bring fans actual casting news regarding Eclipse.

Jack Huston has landed a role in the third Twilight film. The actor will portray Royce King II, a human that lived during the Depression and was engaged to Rosalie Hale (Nikki Reed).

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Nadya Suleman has landed back in Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Bellflower, Calif., a source close to the drain on society reports Wednesday morning.

While the reason for her hospitalization is unknown, the source added that Nadya Suleman is expected to remain there for at least 24-48 hours.

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Only in America can you have an affair with an underage girl who proceeds to shoot your wife in the face, then sue your ex-wife for defamation of character after she divorces you and publishes a book calling you a sociopath.

That's precisely what Joey Buttafuoco is doing, more than a decade and a half after mistress Amy Fisher put a bullet in his wife Mary Jo Buttafuoco's skull.

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While Michael Vick has served his time and should be allowed to make a living once again in the NFL, let's not forget the poor pitbulls that the quarterback trained as killers for many years.

When given the chance to rehabilitate these animals, PETA declined, citing the high cost involved.

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Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is being accused of ruining the gay wedding she attended over the weekend by unleashing a four-letter rant on stage.

Taking the stage for a karaoke version of Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" at the civil partnership of make-up artists Gary Cockerill and Phil Taylor, the 31-year-old model proclaimed that the audience were "all c***s!"

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We're not pointing this out because we're saying she's ugly. In fact, we think that with no makeup, Heidi Pratt looks better than she does when she slathers it on.

It's hard to believe she used to be a cute girl, before the makeup, hair extensions and plastic surgery made her look like a horse comprised primarily of silicone.

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If Britney Spears' sons language is any indication, Sean Preston and Jayden James are quickly following in their white trash dad's classy footsteps.

While the star picked up goodies at a swag suite last week, to honor the peeps at the Teen Choice Awards, her kids made quite the impression.

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