If you were an elite golfer, member of the Bones cast or random married rich guy, Friday, January 29, was going to be an awesome night in Palm Beach, Fla.
That's because the O.G. Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel, was scheduled to appear at a hot club in that city to ring in her 35th birthday that night. Was.
The shindig has officially been canceled, and you're not going to believe why. Because all the other Tiger Woods mistresses decided to crash it! Just kidding.
According to Rachel's lawyer, Gloria Allred, "The media attention was unexpected and unwelcome and for that reason the planned party will not take place."
Rachel Uchitel is trying to keep a low profile. Well, mostly.
Media attention scared her off? Interesting explanation, since it's Gloria Allred... and Rache's birthday party invite somehow appeared online six days ago.
An accident? Doubtful.
Uchitel was the first of many, many women linked to Tiger Woods after the married golfer smashed his car and obliterated his reputation in late November.
She's laid low ever since and has not been seen often in public. Same is true of Tiger, who recently began seeking treatment for sex addition in Mississippi.