You've heard all the celebrity gossip by now:

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo nude photos are on the way. Maybe even a sex tape.

Pick your jaws up off the floor, fellas, and take a look at the pictures below. They were published in Life & Style magazine, a possible precursor to even racier photos to come. If there's anything that can push a Nicole Richie pregnancy off the front pages, it's this.

Here's a quick recap of this alluring news: Lachey and Minnillo were on vacation in Mexico. They assumed they were alone. They proceeded to have the sort of sex in a hot tub that would make Olivia Mojica blush.

Reportedly, the couple has agreed to an exclusive interview with the aforementioned publication in exchange for keeping the lewd pics private. We hope this isn't true, of course. As hot as recent Katharine McPhee pictures from Stuff magazine are, they'd be nothing compared to Minnillo in the buff.

Unlike images of Kim Kardashian nude - which are as common as Britney Spears' nightly jaunts to Hollywood clubs - Vanessa isn't seen naked nearly as often. Here's to hoping that soon changes.

In 1976, if you told 14-year-old seminary student Thomas Cruise Mapother IV that one day he would become one of the top movie stars of all time, he probably would've laughed.

(Then jumped on a couch like a maniac and told you that his true ambition was to go bat$h!t and impregnate a hot young actress with the spawn of Scientology).

Just kidding. But the man who grew up wanting to be a priest certainly has had quite the career. Since bursting onto the scene in Risky Business a quarter of a century ago, he's appeared in countless hit films across many genres and become a mega-star.

Still perhaps underrated as an actor, Tom Cruise is best known for being insane as well as good looking. Once married to Nicole Kidman, he has moved on to Katie Holmes, forming one of the weirdest celebrity couples (and best couple names) ever in TomKat.

But for all his quirks, the 45-year-old Tom seems content raising baby daughter Suri Cruise and hanging out with weird friends such as Leah Remini, Jada Pinkett Smith, and David and Victoria Beckham. All is well. For a man we give massive amounts of crap to, he's not all bad, even if he has a few screws loose.

Don't ever accuse this celebrity news site of biting the hands that feed it. We are grateful for all the entertainment value - and good movies - that he's given us over the years.

So happy birthday, Tom Cruise, you lovable ol' nut. Hope you enjoy a nice dinner out with some robotic friends and your possessed wife.

Here's some celebrity news we definitely maybe saw coming a mile away.

Nicole Richie is pregnant.

Yes, it's true. The pregnancy rumors have been swirling for weeks, but many believed the "bump" Nicole Richie has sported to be merely a sign of malnutrition.

Not that one could be blamed for assuming that. Nicole Richie hates food.

But as of this afternoon, the gossip sleuths at TMZ have officially confirmed that Richie is pregnant.

The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been running rampant on the Internets for months that Richie and Madden are expecting, but TMZ confirmed through multiple sources that she is, in fact, pregnant.

Congratulations! And gross!

In Touch is reporting that the couple will tie the knot this summer. Meanwhile, Nicole Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December.

The Simple Life "star" was found driving the wrong way on the freeway while on Vicodin and pot. She weighed 85 pounds at the time, and may have lost 5-10 since.

Pregnant or not, Nicole Richie will go on trial July 11. If convicted, she faces jail time. Will the poor baby inside her womb get her off the hook? Who knows.

One thing's for sure, though: Britney Spears must be psyched about this news: in nine months, she won't be the worst celebrity mother in town.

Katharine McPhee is gorgeous.

A recent poll placed McPhee above beauties such as Tricia Helfer, so this isn't exactly groundbreaking news. But it's nice to be reminded with the pictures below, isn't it?

The second-place finisher on last year's American Idol has one thing in common with this year's runner-up, Blake Lewis: neither are hard on the eyes.

And perhaps Blake should turn his attention away from Jordin Sparks or Antonella Barba and onto this talented singer. Here are excerpts from an interview McPhee recently gave Stuff magazine:

On being McNaughty and McNice:
"There are different sides of me. On American Idol, people saw the side that is very professional and put together. But there's this other side of me that's outgoing, energetic, and wildâ€"and did really stupid things in college."

On dating older men (her boyfriend, Broadway actor Nick Cokas, is 42):
"When I turned 21, I thought it was a good age to explore. You're no longer a teenager, so it's OK [to date older guys]. I gravitated toward them, and I love them. They're just wiser, and they're less about themselves and more about you."

On her new album cover:
"People made a big deal out of that. They said, ‘She's a slut, blah, blah, blah.' But I'm really not showing that much skin. It's all suggested."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: it's okay, Katharine. Those people were probably just referring to Lindsay Lohan.

On what younger men need to know about women:
"Women sometimes act out, and men get frustrated. They don't get that all we want is, for a few seconds, for you to be all about the girl - to snuggle her and give her kisses and tell her ‘Your lips are so pretty today. I love your lips.'"

On being popular with the fellas:
"I was prematurely developed. As a freshman I looked like a junior; I had boobs. Some of the older kids saw me in the yearbook and said I was cute."

On settling down:
"Oh yeah. I want to have, like, 15 babies. I've always wanted to be pregnant. One year for Halloween, I decided to be pregnant, so I got this nun costume, and I put a big belly under it. I showed my parents and said I want to go to school as a pregnant nun. My dad sat me down and said, "Katharine, you can't!"

Oh, but Nicole Richie can!

Hulk Hogan can't be trusted to dish out very good insight.

After all, he allows his daughter Brooke Hogan to dress in clothing that Britney Spears might not even be caught wearing in clubs.

So that what Hogan had to say about Chris Benoit with a steroids-laden grain of salt.

"He was peaceful and kept to himself," Hogan said to Us Magazine.

Hogan, who last saw Benoit in March, says he wonders what pushed the wrestler over the edge. But he has this unique theory:

"I think it had to be something personal, a domestic problem between him and his wife."

That wife, Nancy Benoit, had a darker side. The Hulkster concluded:

"She was into devil-worship stuff. It was part of her [wrestling] character, but [she was] somebody who gets so close to their character, someone who gets into their character too much. Sometimes these people believe their own publicity."

The Hollywood Gossip tells it like it is.

As a celebrity gossip provider, that means you've occasionally got to get down, dirty, explicit and profane in covering the famous people that make the news.

That's been our philosophy since our first post (about Lindsay Lohan) 13 months ago.

Nonetheless, according to a new blog rating system, which rates gossip blogs the same way as movies, T.H. Gossip has been given parental guidance suggested, "PG" status.

How, we're not sure. It was a close shave. Not unlike that recently given to that shank Paris Hilton. Man, that thing was given a serious waxing!

Despite a consistent deluge of raunchy articles and censored nude / sexual photos, we were able to dodge the more risque "PG-13" or "R" designations.

Guess all those shots of Britney Spears wearing no underwear and all that talk about Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude wasn't enough. Oh well. We'll work harder, we promise.

Here are a couple of good celebrity photos from our (apparently PG) archive.

Here is our latest Paris Hilton pussy picture.

And for once, we aren't talking about the heiress' pet cat.

Instead, celebrity gossip cameras caught the recent jailbird sunbathing in Hawaii a couple days after she was released from prison. And it sure looks like she's doing everything possible to avoid further hairy situations.

Move over, Britney Spears crotch shots, there's a new contender for barest of them all!

We're not surprised that one of Hilton's first stops on her post-prison tour was the waxer, but we are wondering where Stavros Niarchos is in this shot. Probably cleaning himself up.

At least we now know what to look forward to if a nude Paris Hilton does, indeed, ever pose for Playboy. We just hope Garcelle Beauvais took care of herself in the same way.

And that Josh Henderson doesn't expect the same from Lauren Conrad. Everyone female is unique and special in her own way, Josh. Remember that.

It's been awhile since we ran an Audrina Patridge story.

We've already heard from her friend and roommate, Lauren Conrad, today. But Audrina, who endeared herself to fans on Season 2 of The Hills, has been keeping a low profile.

Until we came across these pictures of Audrina Patridge hosting a party at Cameo Nightclub on June 29. With the star of The Hills is a dude named Justin Brescia. Check it out:

Clearly, Audrina Patridge is a natural at the turntables.

It's good to see that if a career in reality TV doesn't work out, Audrina can channel her inner DJ AM. Speaking of Adam Goldstein, he's probably plotting a way to date Patridge already.

Somewhere, meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are kicking themselves for not hosting a party at a club or being photographed frolicking on a beach in the last 72 hours.

Sorry, Amanda Beard nude. You had your time to shine.

While the latest Playboy cover girl made a splash with her naked pictorial, the next one isn't as well known - but that may change once people see her baring more skin than Holly Madison does on, well, a typical Tuesday.

Indeed, Garcelle Beauvais looks mighty fine in the upcoming issue of Playboy. The actress who's received some attention for parts on old shows such as NYPD Blue was actually pregnant when she posed. But that's exactly what inspired her to do so:

"As you get older, you get more comfortable in your skin," Beauvais said. "It was the perfect time for me to do Playboy. Who knows what I'll look like when I'm done."

Following in the naked footsteps of Kristine Lefebvre, Garcelle Beauvais goes nude for Playboy. 

Of course, the Haiti-born star might not be the first person men across the world wish to ogle at. Rumors that Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag might get nude for the rag have been making the rounds. And guys everywhere are certainly hoping this is a hard piece of celebrity news, as opposed to mere gossip.

We'll keep you apprised.

Until then, though, sit back and enjoy Garcelle Beauvais naked, fellas. She ain't so bad. There are certainly more unattractive people out there taking their clothes off... but you probably don't want us to put the image of Dita Von Teese nude in your head, do you?

Sorry about that.

Crazy Lindsay Lohan turned 21 yesterday. But according to the New York Daily News, that's not all that's gone on lately on the hoppin' Hollywood club scene.

You would expect the Human Torch to throw the hottest party in SoCal. Fantastic Four star Chris Evans did just that on Saturday, at a slightly belated bash for his 26th birthday.

Although he was mobbed by female admirers, a Daily News celebrity gossip spy reckons Flicka star Alison Lohman was a leading contender for his attention.

Evans' immediate ex, Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly - now linked to Lohan ex and Pink Taco exec Harry Morton - was also in the mix.

None of them seemed to mind that sponsors p.i.n.k. vodka and Monster Energy chose to throw the party at Eleven, a West Hollywood gay club.

Cupid also smiled on the C-list that night! The lovely Lauren Conrad and recent Paris Hilton castoff Josh Henderson were spotted leaving the club hand-in-hand around 1 a.m.