A century from now, there will likely be a supermarket tabloid headline that claims Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got back together in heaven.

Such is the ridiculousness that has become of this never-ending rumor, one that magazines still profit over because customers continue to gobble up all Brangelina and Bennifer talk.

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Prop 8 has been overruled in California, as the 9th Circuit Court stated today that the state's ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional.

The decision has been met with mostly cheers Hollywood (Woohoo!! Die Prop 8 Die!!!! Tweeted Olivia Wilde), but with one big jeer by one major player in D.C. Likely Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney has just released a statement that reads:

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Ashton Kutcher turns 34 years old today. Anyone out there care to wish him a happy birthday?

The actor finds himself in a strange position these days, seemingly hated for his actions toward Demi Moore... yet also starring on TV's top-rated sitcom. He's back on the set of Two and a Half Men, though sources confirm he's also visited his ex-wife on multiple occasions and is concerned for her well being.

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You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to spot the excitement in the following story: Robert Downey Jr. is a new father!

The actor's wife, Susan, gave birth to Exton Elias Downey at 7:24 a.m. today in Los Angeles, with the star's rep confirming to People: "Everyone is healthy and they couldn’t be happier." 

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

Having a baby, it does a body good.

At least if you're Beyonce, who made her first public appearance last night since giving birth to Blue Ivy Carter on January 7. It's safe to say the singer doesn't look half bad, does she?

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Amber Portwood was close to going to jail yesterday, but copped a plea that allows the Teen Mom train wreck to enter a rehab program rather than do hard time.

An Indiana judge agreed to a deal that allows Portwood to enter rehab instead of jail, where she could have been sentenced up to five years for various offenses.

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The 9th Circuit Court in California struck down Proposition 8, the state's voter-passed ban on gay marriage, ruling that it violates the rights of gay Californians.

The Court's crucial 2-1 vote concluded that the law violates the 14th Amendment rights of gay couples in California to equal protection under the law.

Posted in: Gay Marriage

Adele has been nominated for six Grammy Awards. Her album, "21," has sat atop the Billboard 200 chart for, oh, about 197 weeks.

Yet these achievements apparently are not enough for fashion mogul Karl Lagerfeld, who went off randomly to Metro US this week, saying of the current crop of female artists:

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