Want an early look at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries? You won't get it in this week's issue of OK!.

Despite proclamations of a KARDSHIAN EXCLUSIVE and a headline that screams KIM'S DREAM WEDDING, juxtaposed over what appears to be a wedding portrait, the following anonymous quote is the extent of this tabloid's in-depth coverage on this imaginary story:

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Chantal O'Brien was emotionally crushed by Brad Womack on The Bachelor season finale. But looking back, she has no hard feelings and says it was for the best.

As shocked and confused as she was that Brad didn't propose to her then, the fun-loving, 28-year-old Seattle divorcee says she's "in a really good place."

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This is a significant time in the life of Joe Jonas.

Having broken away briefly from the comfort zone of performing with his brothers, the singer has also embarked on a serious relationship with a Twilight Saga star. How are things going with Ashley Greene?

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Most 911 calls are not laughing matters, but this one? Man.

You really have to watch the video synopsis below to believe it, but to make a long story short, a dude broke into someone's house to take a shower.

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Things you didn't expect when you got up today: Charlie Sheen's heavily played-out “winning” tagline remixed in a bad rap song hyping Paris Hilton's new show!

Paris' new show (co-starring none other than Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller), The World According To Paris, debuts soon on Oxygen. THG, for one, cannot WAIT.

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Seann William Scott, the fun-loving actor who rose to fame in the American Pie franchise, has entered a treatment facility.

Says the star's rep in a statement: "Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues. He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time."

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