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John Mayer is a douchebag.

Sorry, but sometimes (okay, often), the dude is just so obsessed with himself and hearing himself talk that we can't think of better words to describe him.

Case in point? His recent comments about Tiger Woods ... and naturally how the golfer's plight relates to that of John Mayer, according to John Mayer.

"Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married. The end," the douchebag explains to the UK's Independent. "It has nothing to do with control."

"If Tiger Woods was a single guy," Mayer opines, "what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat,' why would that ever hit the news?"

The Douchebag King

He may have a point. But of course, it's all about John Mayer.

"I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world; I'm not married. I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them," he says.

"Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text from me to the newspapers, they'd say 'I don't have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat?"

"Big deal. He's 32 years old. He's a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty text messages, then we got a story.' And that's why I won't do that."

"When I get married that's gonna be my vows, 'Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her ass like headgear, now and forever?'"

"Yes, I do. You're the one whose ass I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life. With this whole Tiger Woods scandal," he says, "I wish more people would be like, 'You know what, John Mayer? You didn't f--k up at all.'"

And we thought him bragging about his self-pleasuring expertise was bad. He and Mel Gibson need to start an Egomaniacs Who Heart Tiger Woods club.

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They've been the subject of wedding and even baby rumors recently, but now Madonna and Jesus Luz have made news for a very different reason.

The Queen of Pop and her teenage boy toy broke up.

Okay, we lied just now. Jesus Luz is not actually a teen (he's 23). But when you consider he was dating a 51-year-old, the model might as well be.

Occasional paparazzi shots aside, it’s always been debatable what kind of relationship the two truly shared. But the split was supposedly amicable.

The Daily Mail reported that they not only broke up on good terms, "but it was Luz who initiated the split. It’s the age difference. He’s 23. She’s 51."

How long could it last?

Madonna, Jesus Luz Kiss

Jesus Luz and Madonna at the W shoot that started it all.

"How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people. Jesus is perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives," said a source. "They both benefited, but it’s pretty much over now."

"Madonna said, 'We just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it’s pushing it for us to have common ground. We have Kabbalah, that’s about it.'"

Oh well, as long as they "both benefited." Here's a look at some of the best shots of Madonna and Jesus Luz from their long and storied history ...

  • Madonna, Jesus Luz, Kids
  • Jesus Luz and Madonna
  • Jesus Luz and Madonna Photo

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Forget Simon Monjack's latest actions. Forget the rumor of Snooki nude photos. Something even more distasteful is out there:

Last night's Heroes episode. As our friends at TV Fanatic explain, it was an atrocious an hour of television. Read a detailed review of it now, and click on the links below for more rundowns of last night's primetime pickings...

  • Tensions arose everywhere on the latest Greek installment.
  • We met Foreman's brother, played by Orlando Jones, on House.
  • Renee spread her legs for a really bad guy on 24.
From The Wall

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For a mere $1,000, you can attend an event honoring the late Brittany Murphy and line Simon Monjack's pockets support the Brittany Murphy Foundation.

Forgive us for being skeptical, but when the late star's husband launched the foundation last Thursday, we couldn't help but wonder what he's really up to.

Something about that dude is just shady.

Yes, the Brittany Murphy Foundation is dedicated to arts education for kids. Yes, Monjack says he started the non-profit with $1 million of his own money.

But would it surprise you if as head of the foundation, Simon Monjack paid himself a nice six-figure salary for his time? All tax-free of course? Just asking.

That's just us being skeptical. We have no proof that's true. But an Us source says "Everyone thinks it's very tacky that he's making it so much about money."

Monjack is requesting donations of $1,000 per person and $10,000 per corporation to attend the event, taking place at the Saban Theatre in Beverly Hills.

For once, Monjack has yet to comment. He has been a talk show and magazine staple since his wife's death in an effort to clear her name (and his own).

Murphy was found dead December 20 at the age of 32. The results of the toxicology report to determine the star's cause of her death are still pending.

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Actor Justin Mentell, perhaps best known for his starring role on Boston Legal, died in a car accident in rural Waukegan, Illinois yesterday morning.

He was just 27 years old.

Mentell passed away when his Jeep swerved off a steep embankment and hit two trees at about 8:30 a.m. The actor was not wearing a seatbelt.

Justin Mentell portrayed lawyer Garrett Wells on Boston Legal from 2005-2006; more recently, he appeared as Terrell in the 2009 film G-Force.

R.I.P. Justin Mentell (1982-2010).

Born in Austin, Tex., Mentell was also an accomplished athlete who was a former member of the U.S. Junior National Speedskating team.

Our condolences go out to his loved ones.

Sad news like this tends to happen in bunches. Mentell's death follows the passing of former NFL star Jay Novacek's wife LeAnne and news of Phil Harris of Deadliest Catch falling into a coma after a stroke. We'll be hoping for Phil's recovery.

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Kim Kardashian really needs to get a life. Or at least a baby.

Granted, she'll parade that poor child to every publicity op she can found, just like sister Kourtney, but at least she'll be doing something with her life.

Kris and Kim at LAX

The alternative - while one sister is off profiting from her marriage and the other from her child - appears to be for Kim to sit back and Tweet pictures of herself in a bikini. Or critique fellow celebrities on the red carpet.

Based on ridiculous outfits such as this, what makes Kim Kardashian qualified to judge others?

That's what Kardashian has taken to her blog to do, as she posted the following Grammy Award opinions yesterday:

Beyonce: 100 percent my pick for best dressed of the night. This Stephane Rolland dress is so gorgeous and her eye makeup works perfectly with the Egyptian feel. I also love the side part in her hair and the subtle glitter highlights. She always looks flawless and I love that she flaunts her curves!

Miley: Miley's Herve Leger dress was totally cute and age-appropriate. Some teens try to take themselves too seriously, and I love that Miley just has fun with her fashion and always stays true to her individual style.

Taylor Swift: Love this Kaufman Franco dress on Taylor! This is a hard dress to pull off because the sparkly fabric accentuates every curve, but she is tall and has a really slender frame so it works. Plus she wouldn't be Taylor Swift without her glitter, right? Doesn't she always look so classy!?

Sure, THG posted a series of fashion face-offs yesterday, too. But here's the difference between our staff and Kim: We know we have no life!

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It's a question that surfaced last summer and continues to confound the masses: Does Lady Gaga have man parts? In other words, is she a hermaphrodite?

Video filmed at the UK's Glastonbury festival, coupled with her androgynous act and suggestive lyrics, gave birth to the hermaphrodite rumors in August.

Gaga For New Year's

As a blog that reports celebrity news and gossip 24/7, we've certainly heard crazier rumors. But what's really surprising is the staying power of this one.

Perhaps that's how she wants it. Speaking coyly on the topic with Barbara Walters last month, Gaga acknowledged that androgyny is part of her appeal.

Now, following her eye-opening performance at Sunday night's Grammy Awards, the question is once again front and center: Is fair Lady Gaga part man?

Vote below in our survey below and tell us what you think...

Does Lady Gaga really have man parts?

 

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We have a special responsibility to help needy people.
- Celine Dion

So said the widely-respected singer yesterday, as she and over 80 celebrities gathered at the same Hollywood studio where the original version of "We Are the World" was recorded.

The stars have aligned to assist those in Haiti, as all profits from this remade single will go toward relief efforts in the region. Among the eclectic mix of voices to be heard on the song:

Kanye West, Tony Bennett, Snoop Dogg, Jamie Foxx, Jeff Bridges, LL Cool J and Justin Bieber, the latter of whom Tweeted:

"One of the greatest experiences of my life - singing WE ARE THE WORLD with all those stars and taking direction from the greats."

Heck, even Miley Cyrus stopped serving herself for a moment and got involved. Check out her recording session below, along with other stars at the studio:

Miley Helps
  • We Are the World Artists
  • Jo Bros Photo
  • Snoop Dogg and Justin Bieber
  • Joel Madden and Harlow
  • Pink Records

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Phil Harris, captain of one of the vessels featured on the Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch, makes a habit of survival under the most challenging circumstances.

We can only hope he'll prove his near-unparalleled toughness once again and bounce back from the severe stroke that landed him in the hospital and in a coma.

Harris is "resting comfortably," but suffered a stroke while in port offloading his vessel, the 128-foot Cornelia Marie, according to the Discovery Channel website.

Capt. Phil has been at the helm of the Cornelia Marie for an impressive 18-year span and has two sons, Josh and Jake, who work as deckhands on the boat.

Capt. Phil Harris suffered a stroke recently.

Both are with Harris in the hospital, according to the network, and on behalf of their ailing dad, they "thank everyone for their heartfelt thoughts and prayers."

Now in its sixth season, Deadliest Catch follows the adventures of seven crabbing vessels and crews during the Alaskan king crab season in the Bering Sea.

The Aleutian Islands port of Dutch Harbor, Alaska, is their base of operations. Here's hoping one of the fleet's best-known figures is back in action soon.

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The Jersey Shore cast just can't keep its pants on - on or off camera.

According to Radar Online, photos and video of Snooki nude have been obtained by someone and are for sale. Pics and videos are being shopped to media outlets.

Now Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, is notoriously unlucky in love. Now it appears she’s supplied a self-taken preview of what a potential boyfriend could be seeing.

Somehow we don't suspect it will fetch top dollar. After all, if you're trying to hawk pics of a 4'10" Oompa Loompa naked, you're really going after a niche market.

Even if you do want to see Snooki naked, just go to Karma every Wednesday night from Memorial Day-Labor Day. She falls out of her "dress" on a routine basis.

Snooki Polizzi Pic

For the right price, you could own nude pics of this goddess.

Snooki is not the first of the Jersey Shore gang to be tied to a nude photo story. Just last week, we reported that there are pics of J-Woww nude up for sale too.

Once again, do you really need to shell out big bucks for that? Just spend $4.95 on one of those gross bodybuilding magazines, it's pretty much the same thing.

As for Nicole Polizzi, the stills and video show her "wearing only a smile." In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, one hand on the ground and the other holding the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly.

Her nail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is "too graphic to describe."

Please, try to projectile vomit away from the computer screen.

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