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We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

Khloe Kardashian Masks

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

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We often give the The City credit for its realism ... at least compared to The Hills. Well, last night that was nowhere to be found, because it was Fashion Week. Again.

Seriously, wasn't it Fashion Week, like, two weeks ago? They make the world of fashion look as glamorous as the ease at which things seem to in Whitney Port’s lap.

Elsewhere, there were some surprises (Roxy not screwing up all that badly and Kelly not hating her for a change) and more of the same (Olivia screwing up badly).

Here's THG's plus-minus recap of last night's The City ...

Whitney and Roxy decide to check out a few fashion shows. Kelly advises them to leave if they're past the third row, because that means they suck basically. Plus 7.

Oh, what was Roxy wearing when she approached Whitney at the beginning? Lingerie? We thought this must have been at home, but no, just People's Rev! Minus 3.

When you're Whitney Port, career opportunities come easy!

Whitney scores a meeting with Maybeline, where she shows them pictures of her fall collection. They ask if she'd show at Miami Fashion Week. It's hat easy! Wash!

At an Elle meeting, Olivia Palermo promises to land a Marc Jacobs interview at Fashion Week. Erin Kaplan blatantly announces she's looking for a new hire. Plus 10.

Unable to score an interview because she sucks, Olivia says Marc isn't doing press (lie #1) and that Joe will be fine with it (lie #2). She's gotta get fired. Minus 11.

Furthermore, how does Elle need freaking Olivia Palermo to get an interview? Aren't they Elle? And why send her of all employees? Come on. Obligatory Minus 17.

Louise Roe, displaying such polished outward perfection, threatens to send The City into complete upheaval. She's a Star Wars-like disturbance in the Force. Plus 9.

When you're Olivia Palermo, it's next to impossible to get fired.

Oh, and she dated Freddie Fackelmayer of all people. Yes, the same Freddie Fackelmayer from Season 1 (there can be only one) who Whitney fake-dated. Minus 5.

For whatever reason, Whitney says she dated Freddie too, yet leaves out any of the shady stuff he did. Is she bragging? If so, there is no apparent reason. Minus 3.

Amazingly, Louise actually acts like she cares about the job she has, one that scores of enterprising young women would surely want. Olivia? You watching? Plus 7.

When Robbie suggested she was going to fire Olivia at the end of the episode, we sort of believed him, and sort of felt bad for her. Sort of. Not really. At all. Plus 9.

TOTAL: +1. SEASON: -63. We have mixed feelings about the end of Olivia. She really deserves to get canned, yet Louise isn't that appealing as a fill-in. Oh well.

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Sorry, Kim Kardashian. You're no longer Justin Bieber's dream girlfriend.

The young singer has moved on to a true beauty, as he identified his new crush for a British radio station this week: Cheryl Cole.

"She's got herself a nice looking bod," Justin said. "I met her the other day and she's looking gorgeous."

Via Twitter, Bieber later added: "I heard Cheryl just became single... I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl? ;)"

This guy cracks us up.

  • Justin in England
  • Hey, Cheryl!

Bieber was also asked about his first kiss and replied:

"I can't remember her name. It was at a school dance. It was kind of bad because it was my first kiss. I made a bet with my friends - first person to get a kiss gets ten dollars. So I slowed danced with this girl and then just went in.

"Back then I was just a regular hockey-playing kid, so I was lucky she kissed me back!"

Now? Let's just say Justin doesn't have to worry about a girl ever kissing him back.

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Poor Sunny James.

The six-year-old girl recently lost her de facto mother, Sandra Bullock, after Jesse James cheated on the Oscar winner with nasty Michelle McGee and her ilk.

Janine Lindemulder Mugshot

Now Sunny is the subject of a custody war between James and her mom (his porn star ex Janine Lindemulder), with both claiming that the other is a threat.

Last week, Lindemulder, who just got out of jail and is seeking 50-50 custody of Sunny, termed James a master con-artist who does anything to get his way.

She also says he is moving closer to Sandra in Texas, in part to get away from her, since Janine can't leave the state, obviously. But now he is hitting back.

In legal papers, Jesse paints Lindemulder as an unfit mother, to put it lightly, claiming that she was once drugged out of her mind with Sunny in the car.

Jesse James was married to Janine Lindemulder pre-Sandra Bullock.

Jesse's sister, Julie James England, swears that two years ago, she got a call from Janine, "slurring her words, telling me she's letting my niece, Sunny drive." 

Janine said she was on "some numbing drugs her neighbors gave her from Mexico and she drank tequila" and she and Sunny were "going to get munchies."

Julie claims she sent a friend to Janine's house, who found Janine "passed out in her car in the garage with Sunny." That's extremely disturbing if it's true.

Sgt. Mark T. England, Jesse's brother-in-law and a medic in the Army, also says Janine once asked if he could score her narcotics - Vicodin, Ambien, etc.

England also says he saw Janine perform at a strip club in the past and do lines of cocaine before going on stage. What he was doing there is another story.

In any case, Jesse claims he can provide Sunny with a stable environment, and despite Janine's claims of turning over a new leaf, she poses a very high risk.

A hearing on Lindemulder suing James for custody is set for June 17.

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The man who many consider to be the best actor of his generation turns 47 today.

So while Johnny Depp may offer us very little in regard to juicy celebrity gossip stories (seriously, he's not dating Angelina Jolie!), we must acknowledge him with a shout-out and a photo montage.

This is an A-list star who created one of the most iconic characters in movie history. Aye, isn't that right, Captain Jack Sparrow?!?

He's also The Sexiest Man Alive, plain and simple, according to People magazine. Think this is a well-deserved honor? Click on the following pictures for closer looks at Depp and decide for yourself...

J. Depp
Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

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Tiger Woods' wife Elin is reportedly seeking full custody of the couple's two children, but may be leaning toward remaining in South Florida, according to sources.

Elin and the kids are currently in China visiting her brother and she’s rumored to be mulling a return to her native Sweden - permanently. But perhaps no longer.

As divorce talks have progressed, Elin Woods has indicated a desire to stay in Florida, albeit in the southern part of the state, a few hours away from Orlando.

Elin may be seeking up to $750 million in a divorce, and wants full custody of the children, according to a source close to the situation, causing serious tension.

Her desire to move to Sweden, while understandable, could create big problems with Tiger as he wants to see his children often. Thus the South Florida idea.

Will Elin Woods stay in Florida to speed the divorce along?

“She has good friends in South Florida,” one source said of Elin recently. “She has spent time with them this year and she’s interested in moving to the area."

“It could be the perfect solution. If she has any chance on Tiger not fighting her on seeking full custody, then he’s going to want to see his kids regularly."

If Elin stays in the area, i.e. a few hours away by car and even less by plane, "that would be much easier and could avoid big problems with the divorce.”

She's been creating a life without Tiger, traveling regularly and rarely interacting with him - the two are not on speaking terms despite living a mile apart.

When and if the divorce is put on paper, expect it to be done fast, discreetly and with a big payout, much like Tiger used to treat his bevy of mistresses.

I'm totally on ...

 

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Tuesday, The Hills returned to its roots: Staged cat fights at clubs!

Only the people involved were pretty random, as was the reason for said cat fight. What we're seeing is basically a watered-down version of past Hills seasons.

Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler

McKaela Line was dissed by Brody Jenner and found out her new BFF, Allie Lutz, is viewed as an insane person by pretty much every other star of the show.

Yes, these were some of the primary peeps featured last night.

No LC. No Speidi. Sorry, McKaela Line, cute as you are, you don't do it for us, especially if you fall for these people's games. Are you that naive? This is Season Six!

Still, here's THG's rundown of The Hills, plus-minus style:

The Hills returns to its staged cat fight roots.

At Smashbox, where she shockingly got a job, McKaela is asked by Lo how things are going with Brody, but she says he hasn't called. Stunning, really. Minus 4.

At Stephanie's birthday party, Brody and Kristin Cavallari get cozy on the couch and ... whoa! McKaela walks in. Plus 5 for everyone making it look fairly natural.

All hell breaks loose when Kristin confronts her rival, Allie Lutz, and declares she will never like her after she broke into Brody's house. We care why? Minus 3.

Brody ignores McKaela's call with Kristin. Basically, this is 100 percent fake, and/or he's such an ass he's willing to be filmed playing girls. Either way, Plus 7.

Audrina says Brody and Kristin are practically soul mates. LOL. Minus 6 for that line no one would ever say and KC's assessment of their "undeniable chemistry."

Speaking of Audrina Patridge, she tells Steph she likes when Ryan Cabrera is away so she can have "quality girl time," code for "I'm sick of this loser." Plus 4.

Comment rendered unnecessary.

Kristin on Allie: She's "the dumbest girl on the planet," she's "pure evil," and looks like "a 45-year-old stripper who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day." Plus 11.

Ryan tells Audrina he loves her despite her questioning their relationship ... then Audrina meets Justin Bobby at his shop while Ryan's on tour. Burned. Plus 10.

Allie tells McKaela that Kristin made up lies about her breaking into Brody's house. We wouldn't doubt it, but we're also straight up confused/bored, so Wash.

But Minus 33 for Justin-Bobby being on the show at all, because really? We haven't seen enough of this loser in three years? Minus 5 more for the hair, too.

J-B questions Audrina on her relationship with Ryan and offers a little advice. The extent to which Audrina self-sabotages her love life is staggering. Minus 7.

Kristin tells McKaela to watch out for Allie, and that Brody lies. Plus 13, because we all know Brody will get with them both whenever he decides anyway.

TOTAL: -8. SEASON: +8. Watching Brody Jenner play chicks is fun, but even that gets old. Bring back Speidi, get rid of Justin, and get Kristin a spine.

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You've heard of images that were NSFW, right? Not Safe for Work?

Well, the following photos of Danielle Staub are not safe for work, wives, women, children or anyone that's eaten solid food in the last 48 hours.

They are (frightening, nauseating) proof that a sex tape starring this sad individual and Real Housewives of New Jersey star is in existence, and that she was a VERY willing participant in it.

It's seriously messed up stuff. We get it when a young woman (such as Paris Hilton... Kim Kardashian... Kendra Wilkinson...) seeking fame and riches takes the sex tape route. It's depressing, but it's also a fast, easy, guaranteed way to make millions.

But Staub is a 47-year old mother of two. Come on!

Danielle Staub Raw

This comes as no shock to anyone familiar with Staub, as her troubled past with drugs and intercourse is well-documented.

Co-star Jacqueline Laurita told TMZ she is "not surprised at all" that Hustler Inc. will soon release Staub's sex tape, adding: "I'd be very happy if [she] left our show... Why doesn't she just leave and go do porn?

"Danielle has total disregard for how [the tape] will affect her daughters' impressionable years."

Or the content of our stomachs, for that matter. If you think you can handle them, ogle images from the infamous Danielle Staub sex tape below. This is one O-face we could have gone years without seeing...

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On last night's season finale of Glee, Will declared his love for Emma.

But the curly-haired teacher will have competition for this guidance counselor's affections in the fall, as multiple sources confirm that John Stamos will come aboard the show in a recurring role.

Heather Morris on Glee

The former Full House star will portray Emma's dentist and love interest. Stamos may forever be Uncle Jesse to viewers of that sitcom, but he possesses an extensive singing background, having starred in Broadway musicals such as Bye, Bye Birdie and Cabaret.

Stamos will be the latest big name to guest star on Glee.

In just one season on the air, the creative comedy attracted such stars as Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Groban, Olivia Newton-John and Kristin Chenoweth. It also paid tribute to Madonna and Lady GaGa via multiple renditions of their singles.

It's a really good show. You should watch it.

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Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoided jail again yesterday after another warrant was issued for her arrest, only to be promptly recalled after she posted bail.

This voided her previous bail, which she was free on. A little background:

Beach Chillin

Lohan probation when she failed to appear in court last month for a status hearing. Judge Marsha Revel revoked her probation and set bail at $100,000.

In return for bail, Lindsay was to appear for a hearing on the probation violation July 6. After her alcohol monitor went off Sunday, that bail is forfeited.

Instead of throwing Lindsay in jail pending the July hearing, Revel allowed her to post new bail - set at $200,000 - to remain free. She did so promptly.

Less than an hour after the warrant was issued, a bondsman delivered $20,000 bail - the standard 10 percent - to keep the actress out of the slammer.

Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan couldn't be more of a mess.

The judge could have jailed her outright this time, but didn't. If Lindsay violates the terms of her probation and the SCRAM program again, she won't be as lucky.

Lohan's warrant was issued after her SCRAM bracelet went off at an MTV Movie Awards party, in what a D.A. spokeswoman called "an alcohol-related violation."

Maybe going bar hopping with the thing isn't the best idea.

In a series of Tweets, Lohan, who lives in denial, predictably wrote: "I did not violate anything ... at all ... My scram wasn't set off Its physically impossible ..."

"I've been more than I'm compliance [sic] & feeling great."

Not according to her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, who tells TMZ the ankle bracelet "indicated the presence of a small amount of alcohol on Sunday night."

Holley added, "Having just received the report, I am not in a position to speak to its accuracy or validity, however, Ms. Lohan maintains that she has been in complete compliance with all of the terms of her probation and her bail."

So either the SCRAM is inaccurate, or Lindsay's lying. Who do you believe?

 

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