The Hollywood Gossip staff loves our TV.

And we also love informing readers of shows we think they should be watching.

You're welcome, by the way, to all those that took our advice last week and are now hooked on Gossip Girl, the guiltiest pleasure this side of watching 21-year-old valley girls go to clubs on The Hills.

Up next in our television watch? Another show on The CW: Reaper.

This hour-long comedy premieres tonight at 9 p.m. It centers around a boy whose parents sold his soul to the Devil at birth. Oddly enough, however, Spencer Pratt isn't the star.

Instead, Bret Harrison plays Sam Oliver - and he's joined by a few friends, as the group sets off on its mission of returning lost, evil souls to Hell. Longtime actor Ray Wise portrays Satan and, well, you're gonna have to trust us. It's funny, funny stuff.

As humorous as the fact that Britney Spears nude instances from the past may have cost her millions in Playboy money? Close to it, at least.

Lois Lane is growing up in front of our eyes.

Erica Durance, the star of Smallville, is this month's Maxim cover girl. It's quite a step up for the young actress, who was scarcely known a few years ago.

But she's made a name for herself on this popular series, which actually requires acting and talent on her part.

As opposed to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, both of whom will be appearing within the pages of this publication simply for... existing.

If Erica Durance really wants to make it big, she'll follow the lead of Megan Fox nude pics in Maxim. Just take it all off.

Britney Spears nude. Where do we even begin?

We know, we know. That's what Criss Angel said.

No, seriously, the topic of Britney Spears naked photos and their market value is being discussed by people other than us! Playboy has reportedly turned down the offer of a nude photo spread of  Spears, The National Ledger is reporting.

Britney reportedly was shopping a seven-figure deal to take it all off for the iconic adult magazine, but Hugh Hefner was only willing to part with $400,000. 

Only $400,000? Just call her Enron of nude photos! Five years ago, Britney Spears was reportedly offered a whopping $2 million to pose naked in Playboy.

A source told the Ledger that photos of Britney with no underwear on taken by paparazzi, along with her woeful performance at the MTV Video Music Awards this month, had dramatically lowered the asking price.

"You would be delusional if you think anyone out there is going to pay giant bucks to see [Britney Spears nude]," the source said. "She's already bared way too much flesh while out partying for that to happen. Not anymore."

It's true. You know the old adage. Why buy the cow when you and every other celebrity news site on the Internets can have the milk for free? So to speak.

And here we thought Jack Bauer was untouchable. And not stupid.

After the summer of useless socialites being arrested and occasionally put behind bars for their asinine traffic offenses, Kiefer Sutherland is proving that celebrities can be pulled over and incarcerated with equal opportunity.

According to TMZ, Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of DUI Monday night in West Hollywood. This is the second DUI in five years for Sutherland meaning that if convicted, he will serve a mandatory five days in jail.

Kiefer Sutherland was pulled over around 1:35 a.m., making an illegal U-turn. When tested for alcohol, he allegedly blew twice the legal driving limit of .08.

Police arrested the man behind the invincible Jack Bauer for misdemeanor DUI, booked him at 4:09 a.m. and released him at 5:42 a.m. on $25,000 bail.

Prior to being arrested, Sutherland attended the FOX Fall Eco-Casino party at Area nightclub in West Hollywood. Us Weekly spotted the actor drinking dark beer and smoking heavily while holding court with FOX executives.

Kiefer Sutherland is scheduled to appear in court on October 16. Hopefully on the same day as Britney Spears, so as to take the attention off him.

That's the focal point of this drama-filled episode.

In her continuing efforts to forge a friendship with her former flame, Jason Wahler, star Lauren Conrad wasn't exactly expecting to learn that ...

1. He has a new girlfriend.
2. Oh, and they're living together.
3. They're engaged! Surprise! Woo!

Jason drops bombs #1 and #2 during a lunch date with LC, inviting her to a housewarming party thrown by himself and his new gal. She accepts.

Only when Lauren and Audrina Patridge attend said party do they learn the full extent of Jason's relationship with Katja Decker-Sadowski.

The big moment comes when a drunk frat guy offers a toast - with a plastic cup of beer, just pumped from a keg - to celebrate the engagement of Wahler.

Lauren's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.

Her heartbreak and complete shock evident, LC feigns happiness for a time, though later she confides to Jason that "I think you're being an idiot."

After all, he's only 20 years old and still in a recovering alcoholics program that recommends he not date anyone... let alone get engaged to someone.

A calm Jason Wahler just rolls with his ex-girlfriend's criticism, though, and is clearly happy with Katja Decker-Sadowski, a tennis player at USC.

The highlight of the night came when a clearly jealous Katja interrupted Lauren's during her heart-to-heart with Jason on the deck, heaving herself on Wahler's lap in one of the most awkward moments in Hills history. What a bitch!

Left: Jason and fiancee Katja Decker-Sadowski. Right: LC and Whitney.

The next day, Lauren Conrad reflected on the events with a cooler head, saying "this could have been me ... but as much as I love Jason, I'm glad it's not!"

She also noted that she's dreamed about the day gets engaged and it doesn't involve plastic cups of beer and Bob Marley posters. Same here, Lauren!

In other news, Whitney Port drops the ball a little at Teen Vogue when she is in charge of a photo shoot for a band, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, but goes out and parties with them late the night before and everyone shows up late. Fortunately, her editor, Lisa Love, only gives our girl a slight reprimand and tells her to step it up.

Lastly, the loathesome Spencer Pratt is not psyched about registering for wedding presents. Or telling his parents that he's engaged to Heidi Montag. The episode ends with Spence's sheepish admission that his folks don't even know... despite the fact that he's a media whore who appears on a well-known reality show!

Thoughts? Feelings? Comments? Sound off in our Hills forum.

If you haven't gotten the chance to meet Brad Womack, the 34-year-old bar owner and certified hunk from Austin, Texas, it's high time you did.

As the 11th season premiere of reality TV staple The Bachelor debuts, all eyes are on Brad Womack and whether he can break the curse of 10 straight drama packed seasons that have failed to produce a lasting relationship.

We all saw what happened to Andy Baldwin. One day, Tessa Horst. The next? Miss Iran. Yeah. Odds are 5:1 against Brad Womack marrying anyone.

Nonetheless, the 25 Bachelorettes are literally bouncing off the walls at the hotel in excitement over Brad Womack, whom they know nothing about!

First out of the limo at the beach house where he's set up shop is Sheena, who asks for a hug. She's looking forward to getting to know him. Who isn't!

Next is Jenni, who's wearing a short black dress. Ooooh la la. She's from Kansas, lived in Dallas for three years, and tells Austin native Brad this when she learns he's from the Lone Star State. He says, "We're going to get along already."

Brad says Kim's multicolored dress is "beautiful," and he asks her if he can "steal a hug." She's holding her shoes in her hand because she was worried she might be taller than him. She isn't, but no matter.

Sarah tells Brad Womack she's heard some wonderful things about him, but that she still didn't know his name was Brad. But it's all semantics at this point.

"We were trying to read your lips in the limo," she says, and had guessed his name was "Brian." She then gives him a hug.

Bettina, wearing a short, silver dress, appears more demure than the rest of the Bachelorettes. He tells her he likes her (strange) name.

So much hugging and a whole lot more follows. We have just gotten started on Brad's quest for everlasting love and reality TV quasi-fame. Continue reading what went down in this exclusive episode guide to last night's The Bachelor ...

Before Halle Berry can squeeze out a baby for him, Gabriel Aubry has a few duties to fulfill.

One of them involves a certain random food.

"She does crave pickles," the model and soon-to-be father told People magazine at Macy's Herald Square in New York for "The World of Calvin Klein" event.

And it apparently doesn't matter what the pickles are placed on. Aubry went on to say Berry is happy with "any bread... as long as it's salt and pickles."

The couple is expecting its first child "sometime around spring," he said, as the actress joins other knocked up celebrities such as Christina Aguilera, Tameka Foster and Nicole Richie.

So, is there anything else Aubry does for Halle? Can he tell us without getting X-rated?

"She loves foot massages... I do all of that stuff," he said.

Looks like you have competition for Best Boyfriend in the World, Josh Kelley.

No, Sarah Larson did not injure herself staring into the eyes of George Clooney.

Although any woman could understand how distracting that could be. The actor should come with a "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Looking at Me" warning attached to his face.

Instead, Larson is shown here on crutches as a result of a motorcycle accident she and Clooney suffered through last week. But no major damage was done.

At least not compared to the itching and burning sensation Alex Vaggo is stuck with right about now.

A limp is a slight price to pay for Sarah Larson to be dating George Clooney. Here the happy couple is attending the premiere of Clooney's new movie, Michael Clayton.

Another day, another new guy who has seen Paris Hilton nude in person.

The HO-tel heiress was spotted out last night in New York City with young Swedish model Alex Vaggo.

According to reports, however, Vaggo is far from Stavros Niarchos when it comes to his bank account. Fresh out of college, Alex works in a pizza restaurant, as he tries to build his modeling portfolio. Page Six says this new couple met "on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood," where he was staying as a $27-a-night tourist.

In this photo, Paris Hilton and Alex Vaggo look almost as in love as Shiri Appleby and Zach Braff.

"Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him," said a celebrity gossip source. "He's living much better now."

That's for sure. As long as you ignore the daily STD tests Vaggo must now undertake.

Tyler Atkins could tell him all about it. So could six or seven dozen other men. Over the last year.

Britney Spears' pants where probably off somewhere, but her custody battle was totally back on - in a courtroom again Monday afternoon.

Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and Britney Spears' newest attorney, Sorrell Trope, met behind closed doors in an L.A. court.

The goal? To "refine certain areas" of the judge's order last week that has Spears required to submit to random drug tests twice a week, as well as to periodic alcohol testing, and to undergo parenting classes.

Trope said that judge Scott Gordon the order putting the new custody-related restrictions in place. Trope did not say when the testing would go into effect.

ABOVE: Britney Spears and cousin / BFF / biatch Alli Sims returning to L.A. from a weekend in Atlanta. Or as Britney would call it "Lanner." Dirty south, y'all!

The custody hearing comes on the heels of:

• Friday's filing of misdemeanor hit-and-run charges against the alleged singer by the L.A. city attorney, stemming from a previous incident.
• The testimony of former bodyguard Tony Barretto that he saw Britney Spears abuse drugs and alcohol, endangering her two kids.

Mark Vincent Kaplan said he does not expect the filing of the charges last week to impact the scheduled November 26 hearing on Kevin Federline's request to increase his custody time with the former couple's two young sons.

They currently split 50-50 custody of sons Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James Federline, 1. When Britney's not neglecting them, of course.