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No one on the planet would want to laugh like Kendra Wilkinson, but we can't blame many women for wanting a body like this former Playboy cover girl.

With that in mind, the busty blonde has offered up the following, top-secret weight loss tips to OK! Weekly. How could Kendra have supposedly lost 25 pounds in eight weeks, without "going overboard and cutting everything out?"

Muscle Wasting

By taking these pieces of advice...

Eat Breakfast: It's the most important meal of the day! “I have strawberry or peach yogurt; cereal and fruit; or a smoothie, so I’m not hungry and I feel energized," she said.

Don't Weigh Yourself: “Chart your progress with how your clothes fit, not what the number on the scale says.”

Have a Goal: Kendra wants to possess the most famous backside in Hollywood (sorry, Kim Kardashian) and to wear a slinky Hervé Léger dress for husband Hank Baskett.

Snack Well: “I really like cold, raw vegetables, especially baby carrots,"  Wilkinson says, advising others to dip these in hummus or fat-free dressing for a healthy snack.

Ration Yourself: Kendra still eats pasta and rice because “it’s just all about portion sizes.” Try not to have more than one cup of a carb/meal.

Got it? Follow these rules, get a boob job, make enough money by pimping out your child on the cover of tabloids so that you don't need to hold down a real job... and you'll shed those pounds in no time!

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Jessica Simpson was recently described as sexual napalm by John Mayer.

While she didn't address the truth of that statement in the new issue of Allure (unfortunately), she did reference the douchebag singer on one occasion.

"He didn't make me go brunette," she says of her past hair color. "John doesn't get the credit. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit."

Oh, SNAP!

The Allure of Jessica

Jessica Simpson is a globe-trotting beauty spy. Apparently.

Jessica says she isn't bitter at her exes, particularly Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, of whom she says, "I'm still a fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on."

Her career isn't what it once was, but her body still is. No one can take that away from Jessica. Or John for having kissed and told ... and told, and told.

Click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from Allure ...

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  • Checkout Girl
  • Nicely Groomed
  • We're Gonna Need a Cleanup on Aisle 3
  • Sultry Simpson
  • Jessica in Allure

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Embattled golfer Tiger Woods wanted to move back in with his estranged wife, Elin Nordegren only to be denied by the Swedish stunner, according to reports.

“Tiger wants her to move back home with him but so far she has said no,” a source close to the situation said. “She’s not ready. She just doesn’t trust him.”

Elin Nordegren, Children

Funny how that works when you had 12 different mistresses. That we know of. The alleged Tiger Woods sex tape bandits aren't even included in that tally!

Elin has adjusted to life without Tiger, sources say.

She's fully content spending time with their two small children and displaying no sign of the stress that had been a constant before his affairs came to light.

The ball is in Elin Woods' court - and she's in no hurry.

Tiger recently returned from sex addiction rehab at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Miss. Elin Woods took part in his treatment, and called off her divorce lawyer.

The divorce lawyer was told weeks ago not to file papers while Elin is thinking things over. While doing so, it's hard not to think about a dozen waitresses.

As of right now, things are very much on the rocks as the couple has been living apart, and she has not committed to returning to married life with Tiger.

He's clearly doing what he can to try and salvage the marriage, no matter how terrible his position is. But can he? What do you think Elin Woods should do?

Elin Woods should ...

 

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It's a golden age for one Golden Girl.

Over the past year, Betty White has co-starred in a hit movie (The Proposal); appeared in a Super Bowl commercial; and received a lifetime achievement from the Screen Actors Guild. The 88-year old is suddenly in a more sought after commodity than Megan Fox nude photos.

Nowhere is this more evident than on Facebook: Over 330,000 users have signed an online petition that aims to get White as a host of Saturday Night Live. What does the actress think of this movement?

"I don't even know where that came from," she told People. "That just came out of left field. It's ridiculous. I don't think Lorne Michaels even knows about it, so we won't worry about it."

The prospect of White as on the SNL stage raises two questions, the first being: Do you want this to happen?

 

The second question: Who is your dream SNL host? We vote for Levi Johnston, Chris Harrison, Tiger Woods or Snooki.

Let your voice be heard in the Comments section below!

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The National Enquirer claims Gossip Girl star Blake Lively wants to drop her teenybopper image ... by dropping her pants and everything else for Playboy.

Please, National Enquirer. Let this be one of your Rielle Hunter or Rachel Uchitel scoops and not one of your erroneous reports about Brangelina's demise.

Blake Lively Wet

The mostly disreputable celebrity gossip rag says Blake won't be coming cheap - the actress is asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare all for the mag.

The 22-year-old started to consider posing nude after making the movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. She sort of had a creepy nude scene in that.

Is Playboy the next big career move for Blake?

Will this hot Gossip Girl star grace the pages of Playboy?

“Playboy had already been calling her. She figures a Playboy spread now will really give her career some heat," a source said, noting that her family is divided.

Blake’s family is divided over whether she should do the photo shoot if Playboy meets her price: “Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time, and she knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefited," the source said.

“But her dad is old-school. He says, ‘Over my dead body!’”

Blake’s reps deny that the starlet wants to pose naked, but the source insists it’s part of her plan to break away from her Gossip Girl image once and for all.

“She doesn’t want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers!” added the source. “This would distance her from tween fans and put her in the adult world.”

Our take? There's a greater chance last night's episode of The Bachelor was not staged than this actually happening. But teenage boys sure can dream.

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Jake Pavelka scored with THREE different women last night, each one in love with the pilot and each willing to truly open up to him in the Chris Harrison-sponsored fantasy suite... if you know what we mean!

But The Bachelor wasn't the only show that aired a new episode, it was just the most poorly-scripted one. Below, our pals at TV Fanatic have reviewed a variety of other dramas. Click on each link to get caught up...

  • Lux totally threw it down on Life Unexpected.
  • A politician made his presence felt on Greek.
  • There was a suicide and a possible murder admission on Damages.
  • You'll never believe this, but the nuclear rods are still on the loose on 24!
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We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week.

In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs.

Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it.

"Dear John," the upstanding firm reached out. "We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine ... We learned how you make back up stories in your mind and that your 'biggest dream is to write pornography.'"

What a Huge D-Bag

Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director?

"We decided we'd like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film," their letter hilariously continued.

"Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women." So true. Who doesn't wanna nail John Mayer?

We think this is a career collaboration waiting to happen. All we can say is "Your Body Is a Wonderland" is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films.

Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. How knows.

Who's the bigger d-bag?

 

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Mary-Louise Parker and Julie Bowen don't simply star on two popular TV shows.

They also star in the hearts, minds and fantasies of men everywhere.

  • Mary-Louise Parker Naked
  • Julie Bowen Emmy Writers Photo

The former anchors Showtime's Weeds, a long-running series that has lost a bit of momentum in recent seasons, but that's through no fault of Parker's. The 45-year old actress is akin to a fine wine: she gets better with age.

Bowen, meanwhile, turns 40 next month. She's a key part of a Modern Family cast that cracks us up every Wednesday night on ABC.

Both these women are others and sex symbols, a rare combination in Hollywood. Compare them below and then cast your all-important vote...

Who would you rather...

 

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You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness (no, baby!). You got yourself into your own mess... Let your worries pass you by.

When Chynna Phillips sang these words in the 1990 classic "Hold On," who knew they would sort of apply to own situation two decades later?

As this former member of the all-female group Wilson Phillips checks herself into rehab this week, there's just one difference between these lyrics and her personal crisis: Chynna can pretty much blame half-sister of Mackenzie Phillips for all her issues.

Last September, Mackenzie told the world about her incestuous sexual relationship with her father. The ramifications of that announcement have led Chynna's manager to release the following statement:

"After much thoughtful deliberation Chynna Phillips has checked herself into an undisclosed treatment facility for anxiety. With the full support of her family and friends, she is looking forward to her recovery. We ask that people respect her and her family's privacy at this time."

Chynna released a new album in the fall of 2009. She's married to Baldwin brother Billy, who will soon appear on Gossip Girl in the role of Serena's father.

A friend says Chynna is not receiving help for drugs or alcohol, but for "a combination of things. She hasn’t been the same since the summer.”

We hope she gets better and we'd like to honor the singer by asking readers to check out her classic video below. It ought to serve as inspiration for Chynna as she struggles to overcome these demons.

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On last night's episode of The Bachelor, Ali Fedotowsky made an emotional call to Jake Pavelka. Or at least held a phone to her ear and pretended to cry.

One week after she left The Bachelor for professional reasons, the 25-year-old made a passionate plea to return Monday. Jake reluctantly shot her down.

Ali explained that she couldn't sleep or focus on work, and that she made a huge mistake. She says she was "pretty shocked" Jake didn't want her back.

"One of the reasons it was OK for me to leave was because I thought if he really cares about me, then he is going to come and find me," Ali laments.

She tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview Tuesday that she thought he'd "fly to get me that would be amazing... I thought we had something great."

Chris Harrison feed you that line, Ali?

The face of rejection ... and possibly the next Bachelorette.

Following Gia Allemand's elimination on Monday's episode, Ali Fedotowsky is reluctant to predict the recipient of Jake Pavelka's final rose this season.

Although she's "really good friends" with Tenley Molzahn, she says she was "startled" by the connection Vienna and Jake have. It is rather startling.

"I didn't realize that was happening behind the scenes or when I wasn't around. They look like a good couple. I actually think it could be Vienna."

The Bachelor spoilers we've read favor Vienna Girardi as well. Yech.

As for rumors she might become The Bachelorette, Ali says: "That would be so nice. I would be so flattered. If [ABC] asked, that would be so great."

Wonder if she'd choose work over that gig. Somehow we doubt it. If you ask us, this was a clever ruse to orchestrate exactly such a starring role.

Anyway, with Ali out, who should Jake choose?

 

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