Give Brooke Hogan credit: at least she isn't wearing chaps again in this picture.

Instead, the terrible singer is going with your basic rainbow-colored half shirt. It looks like the designer ran out of material a quarter of the way through.

This is the biggest fashion disaster since Sophie Howard tried wearing a bra.

You expect plenty of losers drama at an awards show designated specifically for reality TV stars, but Danny Bonaduce took it to another level entirely last night.

At the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards, the "Breaking Bonaduce" star hopped on stage, picked up the notorious Survivor contestant, Jonny Fairplay and body slammed him on his face, leaving him bloodied and toothless.

Survivor legend Jonny Fairplay was taken to the hospital in an ambulance after getting dropped on his face in a fight with an angry, insane Danny Bonaduce.

It was a sight to behold. Here's how and why it went down. Danny Bonaduce went on Adam Carolla's radio show today, explaining that he's "always been bugged by Jonny Fairplay," who lied on Survivor to win sympathy.

Danny Bonduce, therefore, had no problem stepping on stage to inform Fairplay that the crowd was booing him. Jonny Fairplay then jumped into Bonaduce's arms, and that's about when the Bonaduce beatdown occured.

Danny should probably save his "testimony" for a judge, seeing as he's now the suspect in a "felony battery report" or something along those lines. Maybe he can ask O.J. Simpson for the number of a good team of lawyers.

Weren't Pete Doherty and Kate Moss going out like a month ago?

Maybe we were as high as these train wrecks at the time, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could've sworn they were a couple again. Now, however?

Moss is reportedly engaged to Jamie Hince.

And now model Irena Lazareanu was spotted earlier this week sporting an engagement ring given to her by Doherty, saying she "very recently got engaged."

Can you really blame her? Who could resist this face?

If Doherty and Lazareanu are on the path to marriage, just like Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas, then we wish them the best.

But if this is a false rumor, just like the one involving Tyra Banks and John Utendahl, well, who cares. We're sure Doherty is too wasted to notice.

Hot News Item of the Day: There may be a new Britney Spears sex tape.

Not So Hot News Item of the Day: A threesome that involves Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner and Perez Hilton.

We were grossed out by the latter thought thanks to the following photo, taken at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles last night.

Why is this image so disgusting? Well, anyone that has heard Kendra laugh on The Girls Next Door knows there are few less arousing sounds in the world; Hefner is like 80; and Hilton is a fat, attention-seeking slob.

We'd prefer to get into bed with John Mayer and Minka Kelly. Seriously. That would be hot.

No program or mindset has ever been installed in Britney Spears that makes her just want to stay home, clean the house, make a PBJ sandwich and watch The Hills sometimes.

This would also mean, you know, spending time with her sons.

Britney's hard partying ways and relentless self-destructive path, Fox News notes in a recent editorial, leaves her prospects for regaining custody in doubt.

"She will always be a visitor now," sneered a source close to the case.

According to sources, Kevin Federline's camp filed motions last Friday to take the kids away from Britney Spears. Among other things, they claimed she hadn't made arrangements for mandatory counseling and drug testing.

Cited in the papers was the declaration of Britney's former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, who claimed he witnessed Spears parading around nude in front of her kids, doing drugs at a restaurant and having done crystal meth in a hotel.

Despite the fact that last week Britney Spears was described by the judge as a habitual drug user, the singer simply decided to ignore his opinion.

Instead of keeping her kids at home, quiet, warm and safe, she took them to a Malibu diner where celebrity news photographers hounded them. So great is Britney's need for public approbation that she pimped out the kids.

What made it worse was news that she was driving without a valid driver's license. Of course, a prior late night drinking champagne didn't help.

The big question is why? Why is she doing all this? And who is advising her? The answer? No one. She has no manager or publicist. She doesn't speak to her own mother, Lynne Spears, upon whom she served legal papers months ago.

That leaves her "cousin" Alli Sims â€" and that's another story.

Sources say that Alli Sims, who is not a close cousin of Britney, has set out to remake her own personal version of "All About Eve" or "Gaslight."

"She wants her own career as a singer," a source says. "She's ambitious and going after it. They recently played her demos up at the label and everyone loved them."

All this talk about Alli and her possible motives to see Britney fail makes us wonder who the pop star's actual friends - if there are any - might be.

And who in God's name is advising Spears to get drunk and drive around without a valid license, while using her kids as passengers no less?

This whole episode is eerily reminiscent of Anna Nicole Smith.

All the plot points in Smith's bizarre last year of life: the pregnancy, the death of her son, the scheming of her lawyer and companion, the rise of her personal shrink as her doctor, Anna's own death â€" look like a blueprint for Britney.

Someone should sober Britney Spears up quickly and make her read some of these stories, unless she wants to wind up a corpse.

Who are the best dressed celebrities of 2007? How much should you spend on a trend? How do you mix high-end fashion with bargain line buys?

All of these answers and much, much more can be found in the new Us Weekly Style Issue, which has all of your must-have items for a perfect wardrobe.

It's also got a terrific cover featuring the trio of beautiful stars of MTV's The Hills - Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port! See below...

Guess Heidi Montag's publicist gave her the wrong photo shoot time.

The cast of The Hills dish on what's hot now and whose style has slipped, as well as where other hot young celebrities turn when they want to look their best.

Sounds like a must have for The Hills and celebrity fashion fans alike!

Because everyone needs a temporary respite from news about the Britney Spears sex tape, custody battle, and slow-moving train wreck that has become her life, here's a really cute photo from the set of the Sex and the City movie!

Stars of the former HBO hit show - Kim Cattrall (right), Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon - on the set of the Sex and the City movie, currently in production!

It looks like Carrie Bradshaw (Parker) is getting married in the new movie! OMG! That must have been a tough decision for this perpetual swinging single. We're very excited to watch this all unfold on the big screen in the near future.

Many funny Sex and the City quotes and cosmopolitans and discussions about men will be enjoyed on that night, let us tell you.

If you thought things couldn't get any worse, or bizarre, in the life of Britney Spears, you obviously don't read enough celebrity news.

She's redefining the depths to which she sinks by the day. The latest? In Touch Weekly reporting that there is a new Britney Spears sex tape.

A guy who met Britney Spears while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a graphic sex video of them and that it might become public.

The 28-year-old, who was living on Hawaii's Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney Spears' knowledge as he was going to town on her at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast June 7.

Britney Spears was first the subject of sex tape rumors right after she and Kevin Federline split last winter. Now a new sex tape rumor is making the rounds.

So far, according to Perez Hilton, the only thing this new dude claims is holding him back from releasing the sex tape is disappointment in his own performance - he's too embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it!

It's alright, man. We can handle it. Besides, we're talking about sex with Britney Spears. You think she was sober enough to remember the details?

In Touch claims he met the mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James in the bar at 1 a.m., and that they partied together in Britney's room before hooking up.

"It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy," he says. "It was a little disappointing. It lasted for 25 minutes and then we passed out."

So to sum up, we are talking about a Britney Spears sex tape in which she gets it on with some dude for 25 minutes and then falls asleep. Wow.

What do you think? Is this Britney Spears sex tape for real? It seems like a classic bogus piece of made-up celebrity gossip, but then again, considering who we're talking about here, you can't be sure it's bull$h!t by any means.

The real million-dollar question: With David Hans Schmidt now deceased, who's gonna get ahold of the tape and leak clips to the press as they shop it for seven figures? Rest in peace, big fella. You are already missed.

Thanks to his passionate, tearful and unintentionally hilarious appeal for celebrity gossip sites and people in general to back off Britney Spears (!), nut job Chris Crocker quickly became one of the train wreck singer's best-known fans.

The feeling is not mutual.

The Tennessee native, who garnered instant fame after posting his "Leave Britney Alone!" YouTube video, rubs the pop princess the wrong way.

"Britney does not think Chris Crocker is funny," a Spears pal, possibly Sam Lufti, tells Us Weekly. "She thinks he's creepy and that his videos are an obvious attempt at fame. She finds it insulting and difficult to watch."

But Chris Crocker defends his teary online tribute.

"It was to give Britney fans a voice," he said. "There is nothing insulting there. It was for her fans to show our support."

Crocker was in L.A. promoting Onch Movement jewelry when he learned Spears lost custody of Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James Federline, 1.

But her #1 fan is confident that the situation is only temporary.

"My mom lost custody of me when she was younger and she got it back," says the outspoken Crocker. "She can always get it together. She's just not herself right now, it's a transitional time in her life. She's got time to change and she will."

Thanks, as always, for the words of infinite wisdom, Chris Crocker. It's a good thing this dude is getting his own reality show.

Poor Cameron Diaz.

The fun-loving actress isn't trying to pull a Britney Spears or Paris Hilton in this photo. Wind just happens sometimes.

While on the set of her new movie with Ashton Kutcher, Diaz accidentally gives the world a look at her rear end, which is considerably smaller than that of Kim Kardashian. Then again, so is Neptune.

Bradley Cooper is a lucky man. He's rumored to be dating Cameron Diaz and can look at this whenever he wants to.