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Thank you, Miley Cyrus.

Over the last couple weeks, THG has gone to great lengths to explain why we're so disappointed in your decision to become just another cliched pop star who tries way too hard to be provocative and edgy.

We've also called you out on your ridiculous, pompous attitude. Honestly, writing about you so often can be downright exhausting! That's why we're so grateful for your absurd comments to Access Hollywood this week.

They're so laughable, they require almost no editorializing on our part. We can just print your own words and leave it to your brain-washed fans to somehow defend them.

Attempt to Be Edgy

Miley on stage in a tiny tank top and short shorts is akin to Zac playing a high school basketball player for a movie role? DISCUSS!

Asked about the criticism her attire has faced, Miley told Billy Bush:

"I love Zac Efron, but what’s he selling? He’s gorgeous, he’s hot, I don’t go see his movie because I’m like, ‘He’s such a fantastic actor.’ He’s a great actor, but he’s hot.

"He’s just not in a leotard with his legs out. He has his shirt off. So what’s the difference? In High School Musical, he’s in basketball shorts and his cutoff tank top and all the girls are dying... It just isn’t as obvious when guys do it."

Yes, Miley Cyrus just said there's a double standard because she gets flak for wearing skimpy outfits on stage, while no one says anything negative about Zac Efron wearing a basketball jersey in a movie.

Miley then continued to make absolutely no sense, while simultaneously praising her own work ethic: "For girls, it’s always going to be harder. That’s not an excuse, it just means we have to work harder.”

WTF is she talking about? She has to work harder... for what? To be taken seriously as an artist? This is a crazy idea, but perhaps she should simply wear normal clothing, not simulate same-sex kisses and let her music speak for itself if she's concerned about her reputation.

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Having been cleared in the ransacking of his apartment last winter, Hailey Glassman is taking Jon Gosselin to court over legal fees she says he owes her.

Jon accused her of breaking into his Upper West Side pad in N.Y. City, but she was exonerated after a police investigation concluded she was not at fault.

Rather than let bygones be bygones, of course, Jon’s ex says she wants to bleed him dry and plead her case in court - and publicly, on TV's Judge Judy.

"I want to take him on Judge Judy and make him pay my lawyer’s fees,” Hailey told Radar Online. “He tried to frame me [for his apartment break-in]."

"Really, it was him setting me up.”

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin Picture

Jon and Hailey in happier times last summer.

Back in December, Jon accused Hailey of breaking into his NYC apartment last December and claimed she stole several his belongings including the TV.

The break-in was ultimately never solved. Radar cites sources who say Jon Gosselin staged the burglary as a stunt, but he was never charged either.

“Anyone else in my position would go for the jugular. He could have ruined my life trying to frame me for selfish reasons. Now he’s going to pay for it.”

Hailey also claims Jon owes her $200,000 and that he has a two-inch package. These claims have not been substantiated, but we totally believe her.

Earlier this week, a video surfaced from last summer, showing Jon Gosselin stoned out of his mind with Hailey in France. Ahh, those were the days.

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It's official: Breaking Dawn will be split into two movies.

But what will those movies be like? In a new interview with a French magazine, Robert Pattinson jokes about making them "totally hardcore" and "hav­ing to ban [the film] for peo­ple under 16.”

Don't worry, folks, he's kidding.

On Set

But the actor, seen above and below on the set of Water for Elephants, is serious about how much sexier this final installment of the Twilight Saga is when compared to the first three.

After all - SPOILER ALRERT!!! - Edward and Bella cross a major line in the book. Says Pattinson:

“It’s going to be inter­est­ing. The story goes in direc­tions so dif­fer­ent and I’m curi­ous what it will turn out like... We get mar­ried, sleep together... All the ten­sion from the three pre­vi­ous films is resolved in Break­ing Dawn.

"Can you imag­ine if they decided to go full out and Twi­light sud­denly became this totally hard­core series for adults with nude scenes?"

We're guessing all of THG's female readers could imagine that, yes. Do you ladies need some time alone right now?

Shooting Water for Elephants

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There are a couple interesting tidbits from the interview Megan Fox gives in the latest issue of Interview.

For starters, she talks to fellow actor Zach Galifanakis in it. For another thing... she cradles a naked mannequin, while donning a black bob, for an unusual photo spread in the magazine. See for yourself:

Strange Photo

Fox actually comes across as more mature and grounded than usual in the feature. Asked about her comparison of director Michael Bay to Hitler, she admitted:

“In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.”

The actress, of course, has been replaced in Transformers 3 by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. But many critics believe this will help Megan's career if she uses the opportunity to branch off and take on more layered roles.

She'll next appear in this summer's Jonah Hex.

Different Side of Megan

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This week on The Bachelorette, Hunter Wagner was unnerved by cameras, choked hard core on his big date with Ali Fedotowsky and did not receive a rose.

Of course, Justin Rego hijacking some of his one-on-one time was partially to blame. Hunter dished on that incident and more in an interview with People.

Here's what he had to say about being betrayed by Rated R, as well as whether Ali will ultimately choose no one as some Bachelorette spoilers suggest ...

Stage fright: "People say the cameras disappear after awhile, but I was shutting down and unable to be myself. I was disappointed I couldn’t open up."

On Rated R swooping in: "I was pretty shocked. I had no idea. He was gone for a couple of hours and I asked where he was. He said he was sleeping."

"I tried to get to know him and was one of the few that didn’t give him a hard time for being a wrestler. So for him to do that, I felt upset and betrayed."

  • Hunter Wagner Photo
  • Bachelorette Ali

All those roses and none for Hunter. So sad.

"It took the fire away from our date. Ali wasn’t fully into it because Justin spent time with her. Do I blame her? No. Justin was the one who trekked over."

"[Justin's] entire personality changed with cameras around. He got more cheesy. He talked about how he was looking at the same mountains as Ali was."

On loyalty between the guys: "We all had an agreement at first that we wouldn’t step on each other’s toes or talk bad about each other to Ali."

"But that has started breaking apart and it has become more of a cutthroat game. I didn’t know the weatherman went to Ali and ratted on Craig M."

On the early frontrunners: "I love [Roberto Martinez]. There’s a handful of guys that would be perfect for Ali like Kirk, Roberto, Chris L., Jesse."

On whether she will end up single: "If she didn’t find the person she saw herself with for the rest of her life, then I can see her not picking anyone."

"I don’t think she’d pick someone just to pick someone. She let me go because there wasn’t anything there. She would do the same with the final two."

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Television viewers have quite the conundrum on Sunday night.

On one hand, they could watch a scary, scripted show about characters who will go to extreme lengths to get what they want - on the other, they could watch True Blood!

Disick and Kourtney

Indeed, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian return to take over Miami on their nauseating E! reality show, while HBO premieres season three of the most violent, suspenseful, sex-filled drama on TV. Which will you tune in for?

Perhaps this Tale of the Tape comparison can help you decide...

1. MAIN VILLAIN...
True Blood: Eric Northman.
Kourtney and Khloe: Scott Disick.
Edge: True Blood.

2. CHARACTER WE FEEL MOST SORRY FOR...
True Blood: Tara.
Kourtney and Khloe: Mason Dash.
Edge: Kourtney and Khloe.

3. RECURRING BEAUTY...
True Blood: The Queen of Louisiana.
Kourtney and Khloe: Kim Kardashian.
Edge: Kourtney and Khloe.

4. BEST BODY BELONGS TO...
True Blood: Ryan Kwanten.
Kourtney and Khloe: Kourtney.
Edge: True Blood.

5. MOST SCRIPTED FIGHT...
True Blood: Vampires vs. werewolves.
Kourtney and Khloe: THIS.
Edge: Kourtney and Khloe.

THE VERDICT: With a last-minute victory in the category of most scripted, outlandish scenario, Kourtney and Khloe pull the upset! They win this Tale of the Tape by a final score of 3-2. But True Blood characters can take comfort in this fact:

Many of them may wanna rip open our flesh, but we'd still prefer to hang out with them any day of the week.

Which season premiere will you watch?

 

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Did Sarah Palin get a boob job? Doubtful, but photos surfacing in recent days showing the former V.P. candidate looking noticeably curvier have the web buzzing.

"It's absolutely ridiculous," a Palin insider tells Us Weekly of the rumor, which started after Palin's visit to Sunday's Belmont Stakes horse race in Belmont, N.Y.

Lara Flynn Boyle Photo

Is it ridiculous, though?

Check out the Sarah Palin pictures below, from last year (left, middle) and then this past weekend (right). Doesn't really disprove the rumor, does it?

Is Sarah Palin spending those huge paychecks on ... well, see above?

If you think this is nonsense and attributable to the angle and/or choice of clothing, you could be right. But consider this evidence from the D.C. gossip blog Wonkette:

  • Straight women spend up to 37 percent of their time evaluating the breasts of their friends, enemies, peers and strangers, keeping detailed mental records.
  • They weigh factors such as pregnancy, wardrobe, diet, exercise, miraculous undergarments and cosmetic surgery professionals quoted in tabloids.
  • At least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the race on Sunday.

Sounds like an air-tight case to us. We're sold.

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January Jones allegedly slammed into three parked cars and left the scene of an accident around 9 p.m. last night, causing some major damage. 

According to witnesses who reported the accident to police, the Mad Men star fled on foot afterward saying, "I can't deal with this commotion."

That's not cool. But at least no one was in danger.

Unlike on the Gary Coleman 911 call, when Shannon Price basically refused to drive him to the hospital because "I don't wanna be traumatized."

Anyway. Back to Jones. Officers were on the scene and investigating January, who later claimed that she fled because paparazzi were trailing her.

January Jones Walk of Shame

January Jones does the Walk of Shame. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

January was not cited or arrested, but her car was impounded and police have launched an investigation. No alcohol or drugs were involved.

As for why celebrity gossip media might have been trying so hard to get a shot of Jones, it may have something to do with a Walk of Shame.

Or more accurately, a Cab Ride of Shame. Photos of her arriving home in the same dress she wore the night before were all over the Internet.

Jones said paparazzi were following her and she lost control of her car. She says she left her license and walked a block home and called 911. 

There will not be a hit-and-run investigation and cops say they did not administer a field sobriety test because there was no evidence of alcohol.

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If there's one thing more digusting than the recently-released Danielle Staub sex tape photos... well, we can't think of it.

But if there's something that bothers us about celebrities across the board, it's when they throw themselves pity parties and/or present themselves in a phony manner. Just be true to who you are, people.

Danielle Staub Picture

In that regard, it was almost refreshing to listen to Staub basically admit she put her own sex tape out and not pretend as if it won't benefit her financially. Until a recent interview with Hollywood Life. Responding to accusations that she's behind the release of Danielle Staub Raw, the reality star said:

“I would never release my own sex tape. I would never do such a thing. I’m already in the media and we’re in season on the show, so why would I do something like this?”

Just a few gueses: more money? More attention? Because you're an insecure, pathetic excuse for a responsible mother?

Staub continued, telling the site: “I had a sexual relationship that was supposed to remain private. I was approached and I’ve been being blackmailed for quite some time and there’s NOTHING I could do to shut it down."

But... wait. Didn't you shut down the release of a previous video? It's called extortion, Danielle. There most definitely are legal steps you could take to prevent it.

“I feel like shit,” Staub concluded. “It bothers me, but I’m not ashamed. I’m a woman... I had a sexual relationship that was supposed to remain private and the fact that it’s not private shows the type of society this is. I’m not ashamed of my body or myself. I have thick skin."

Actually, based on the images that have surfaced, you have wrinky, unattractive skin. We really wish we didn't know that.

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