Following a near-attack by a knife-wielding psycho, Paris Hilton is alive and well. She says she has boyfriend Cy Waits to thank for that.
As we relay the series of bizarre events related to this story, readers can decide whether or not they're grateful to Waits for this action...
Cy Waits... for no policeman to take action, not when he can pull out his glock and lay down the law himself!
As previously reported, some wacko made his way on to Hilton's property earlier this week, wielding two knives and trying to make his way inside.
But Waits - a nightclub owner who started getting tested for STDs dating Paris this summer - awoke around 6:30 a.m. to sounds below; grabbed a gun; and spotted a man (later identified as Nathan Parada) peering through a window.