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Chelsea Handler made a sex tape. That much is clear.

What's unclear is what its purpose was. The Chelsea Lately host's rep, Stephen Huvane, claimed it was all part of a comedy bit. A sexy comedy bit.

Viewing the Chelsea Handler sex tape makes that explanation highly questionable, however, as both Chelsea and her partner are both very naked.

The action is clearly not simulated, either.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in her apartment.

Chelsea Handler Nude

She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before we suddenly cut right on over to Chelsea Handler nude, having intercourse.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera whilst in the midst of the act.

At the end of the “performance” Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” You always gotta get that.

Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine at home.

Reached for comment by Radar Online, Chelsea’s rep Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show ... but from what we've seen, if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine of all time.

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Having taken a break from talking about balling Jessica Simpson and such, John Mayer ended his self-imposed silence to share his thoughts on ... Twitter.

At ASCAP's 2010 "I Create Music" Expo, the singer admits he has been wrangling with a really tough decision concerning the microblogging site lately.

"Within in the last couple weeks," the douchebag says, "every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it's pretty much done."

"I just think that Twitter, as a form of communication, I think it's over to be perfectly honest with you." So why is this the end? We'll let him explain:

John Mayer: SO over Twitter.

"I would rather see Twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it's really sort of flawed from the beginning."

"I can't tell you how many times I meet people who write stuff and get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?' ... I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship."

As for the future of Mayer personally Tweeting to his 3.2 million fans/haters/followers, he will continue, moderately, with one caveat: "My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation."

So there you have it. The Mayer hath spoken. Twitter is a fad... Facebook is forever.

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This is one of our favorite recycled stories in Hollywood.

If you've got nothin' some week and you've got magazines to print, this one's in the ol' "In Case of Emergency, Break Open Celebrity Gossip Glass" Vault.

For Star, this moment came for the second time in under two months. In early March, they ran an "expose" on Katie Holmes being held against her will.

This week, it's about her "tortured life" and why "she can never leave Tom." Why can't she? We haven't read the full made-up story, but we have theories:

  1. She actually loves family life with Tom and Suri Cruise.
  2. Money.

Yup, that about covers it. We look forward to reading the June edition, guys. Keep up the good work ... and look how miserable she looks in this old pic!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE: The clutches of Tom Cruise? Unbreakable.

To illustrate the hilarity of how frequently and blatantly the tabloids run with this one, click to enlarge past renditions of this classic gossip fable (although sometimes they decide to mix things up and make her pregnant instead):

  • Tighten That Leash
  • Katie Holmes: Prisoner?

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Great news on the Bret Michaels front today

A week after suffering a brain hemorrhage, the hospitalized rock star is responding positively to tests and treatment. According to the latest message on his website, doctors are optimistic that Michaels will make a full recovery.

"We thank you all for your continued support and outpouring of well wishes for Bret," reads the website posting. "While additional studies are planned throughout the week to hopefully detect the exact cause of the rupture Bret will remain monitored closely by his medical team to make sure no further complications occur."

Not only might Bret be back on his feet shortly, but reps are hoping he'll actually be back on the stage.

"Provided there are no further complications or setbacks," the message continues, he'll resume his Roses & Thorns tour on May 26 in Ft. Smith, Arkansas. He might even reschedule the shows this incident caused him to cancel. What a trooper!

A tour with Lynyrd Skynyrd in June and July isn't even out of the question for Michaels, sources say.

If he pulls all this off, we promise to never make fun of Michaels again for singing inappropriate lyrics to a 17-year old. Way to go, Bret!

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Are you sitting down, Adam Lambert fans? Have we got news for you!

The singer may be performing for crowds in Europe as we type this, but his gift to them is also now available in the States: Lambert has included a bonus track on the U.K. version of his debut album.

It's titled "Can't Let You Go" and it's great. Listen below and then sound off on the single...

What do you think of it?

 

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Elin Nordegren is so over Tiger Woods. That's the consensus from everything we've read, and it's hard to blame the woman. But is Tiger over his wife, as well?

All indications are still that a divorce is "100 percent happening," and it's not just the endless parade of cocktail waitress mistresses that solidified their fate.

Elin Nordegren Mansion

"The writing is on the wall," says a well-versed source close to Tiger. "He committed to several additional golf tournaments, which effectively says eff you, Elin."

"She was not in support of him returning to golf. His self-imposed hiatus didn't last; he screwed up at the Masters and left his calm, collected image in ruins."

The insider, who has dealings with Tiger Woods both professionally and socially, believes an official divorce announcement could be a mere few days away.

Still, this is Tiger Woods Inc. Even the specifics of how the divorce will be announced has potential to be quite the protracted battle between Tiger and Elin.

Tiger's marriage status resembles his face in this awesome doctored pic.

"Even [the divorce] will be negotiated," the source says. "Does [Tiger] take the high road and 'allow' her to file, or can he not stand the idea of people thinking he wasn't in control? What will the statement say regarding custody?"

"Right now, you'd think he'll be bargaining for joint physical custody when she'll surely want to piss him off and file for sole custody. As for spousal/child support? I daresay things are about to get even juicer than you think."

Really? We're thinking pretty juicy stuff.

If we were Elin, we'd take a cue from the Sandra Bullock-Jesse James divorce and get the ball rolling ASAP. What's the use in dragging it out? Give up. Move on.

She supposedly wants to start over in Sweden. Hopefully, if Tiges respects his soon-to-be former wife and kids, he'll just bow out and let her do it up.

This would make sense from a business standpoint, too. His PR blitz wouldn't exactly get a boost from preemptively ditching the wife ... if she does, though?

Maybe, just maybe, the public sees Tiger Woods as a sympathetic figure, or at least a guy who got what he deserved and can now move on to better things.

Like the Orlando cocktail lounge VIP scene. HOLLA!

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Looks like Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend.

Ellen Ross is not, however, the rich cougar Jon was reportedly seeking. Rather, she's in his typical age range (23), and hails from nearby Harrisburg, Pa.

Basically, Ellen is the new Morgan Christie, who was the new Hailey Glassman, who was the new Deanna Hummel. Give it up for Jon's new plaything!

The two have even begun calling each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" with Jon even proclaiming his love for her online. We hope you didn't just eat.

Their recent Facebook nausea-fest conversation all began when Ellen Ross recently posted "I without a doubt have THE best boyfriend ever. Fyi"

She must not have a lot of experience dating.

He Likes 'Em This Big

COME TO DADDY: Jon Gosselin's got a new love in Ellen Ross!

Jonny G added: "Thank you babe, you are the best too. <3 u! I think boys should be boyfriends and men should be manfriends. Just saying! ;-)"

Right, Jon. You definitely quality there.

He continues: "I guess it would sound better in french 'J'ai sans aucun doute le meilleur ami jamais. ami=boyfriend' ... Ellen, Amie pendant la vie. N'oubliez pas je t'aime ... Girlfriend for life. Don't forget I love you!"

That sound you hear is of hands slapping foreheads everywhere.

Perhaps the funniest part? Right after Jon's passionate declaration, a friend of Ellen's adds, "Still can't believe you're dating men again ... wild"

That misguided pal must be mistaken ... Ellen's dating Jon Gosselin.

Lest we forget, the dude's got a two-inch package. This has been established. Whatever works for you crazy kids, though. Congratulations, Stubby!

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The Twilight Saga will go out in style.

It's been confirmed that Dreamgirls director Bill Condon will helm Breaking Dawn, the final film in the franchise, as the Oscar winner signed off on the project today. He said:

“I’m very excited to get the chance to bring the climax of this saga to life on-screen. As fans of the series know, this is a one-of-a-kind book - and we’re hoping to create an equally unique cinematic experience.”

Breaking Dawn starts production later this year. It will feature, of course, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson in the roles that made them famous.

Multiple reports, meanwhile, state that Breaking Dawn will be split into two movies. If this takes place, it's safe to assume Condon will direct both installments.

In related news: Gosh, Robert Pattinson is good looking!

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Sandra Bullock filed for divorce from Jesse James, as we reported earlier today. We were taking her at her word, though, as no record of it turned up.

Until now. The Oscar winner, who also announced today that she's adopting a baby boy, filed papers in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas, April 23.

She and Jesse will truly be on their own after the divorce is finalized, too.

Neither party will be entitled to spousal support from the other, per the filing. It will be a clean break, and for Sandra, probably can't come fast enough.

In order to get "spousal maintenance" the couple must have been married for a minimum of 10 years. Sandra and Jesse James are coming up on five.

J. James Photo

Jesse James, you blew it man.

Her petition is no-fault, claiming the marriage is irretrievably broken, and all assets will be divided 50/50, unless a prenup states otherwise, of course.

You knew after her wedding ring came off about a week ago that a divorce was just a matter of time, but nevertheless, this dissolution is pretty prompt.

Then again, we're probably just used to covering Tiger Woods news.

As for how long the divorce will take, the minimum time is 60 days from the date of filing. Expect this to be stamped at 12:01 a.m. on that 60th day.

No word if Jesse will dial up Michelle McGee immediately thereafter.

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Shannon Engemann, sister of Larry King's wife Shawn Southwick, would consider being the eighth Mrs. Larry King and bearing the fruits of his seed.

Yes, we just said "Larry King" and "seed" in the same sentence.

Larry King and his sister-in-law talked about having a baby during the affair that left him on the verge of divorcing Shawn Southwick, a source says.

Insiders say Larry and Shannon not only discussed marriage but talked about having a child should he and Shawn separate. Has that time come?

Larry and Shawn have both filed for divorce against each other, although the pair has instituted a two-week break in their divorce proceedings.

Shannon Engemann, left, is the younger sister of Shawn Southwick, seen on the right with Larry King. Man, that CNN fossil can really score some ratings hotties!

Accused of her cheating with Hector Penate, Shawn thinks Larry and her sis were boinking - and may still be. Is Shannon waiting in the wings?

“If Shawn divorces Larry then Shannon would like to become his next wife," a source says. “Although she has denied having sex with him, she does admit that they have flirted heavily with one another for years."

“She knew that Larry had very strong feelings for her.”

In the early part of their relationship they discussed marriage and having a baby, the source said. She would represent King's ninth marriage and eighth wife.

Yep, one lucky lady had the honor of two honeymoons with Larry King.

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