Tiger Woods held a press conference moments ago, speaking in public for the first time since his secret life of tawdry sexual liaisons was exposed in late November.
The golfer addressed friends, family, fans and business associates today at the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida, expressing regret for "irresponsible and selfish behavior."
He delved into few salacious details that have been reported about his affairs, except to issue a blanket denial of many celebrity gossip reports about his actions.
One topic Woods did address was the rumor of wife Elin Nordegren attacking him the night of his car accident. He says it did not happen. We do not believe him.
Woods confirmed that, as media outlets speculated earlier, he is headed back to rehab shortly. Tiger says that even he does not know when he will return to golf.
Did Tiger Woods' remarks today change your opinion of him?
Following his 13-minute speech, which was utterly devoid of emotion and consisted of little beyond Tiger repeating himself ad nauseam and looking like Sarah Palin reading crib notes, he went down the line hugging a select group of people.
His mom and longtime friend Bryon Bell, who served as the middle man setting up Tiger's dalliances with Rachel Uchitel, were among those on hand in the front row.
Follow the jump for the full transcript of Tiger's apology speech at his press conference today and tell us what you think (click here for video of the apology speech).
Is he saying and doing right things, or did he fall short?