Where would THG be without good cheating scandals? Sure, these women are trashy beyond belief, but boy do they keep things interesting with their sexting, locking themselves in closets, making up sex tape rumors and such.

We despise them. And applaud their efforts. Below are THG's esteemed finalists for the Rachel Uchitel Award as the top celebrity mistress of 2010 ...

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Pop some champagne today, readers, Taylor Swift turns 21!

There's little that can be said about the artist at this point, and even less that can be purchased for her as a birthday present.

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She's been called a lot of names over the years, and understandably, Lindsay Lohan is not a fan of certain words used to describe her in the media.

Hilariously, the real button-pushing term for her is "provocative."

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Along with Ke$ha and Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj is one of 2010's most notable up-and-coming artists. She'll be starting off 2011 with a night to remember.

Minaj's New Year's Eve party - hosted alongside Shayne Lamas' husband / The Dirty (dot) com founder Nik Richie - will go down at Mansion in Miami, Fla.

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Yo, his name is Robert Pattinson and he here's to say: he once wanted to be a rapper in a major way...

If this whole acting thing doesn't work out, the Twilight Saga star recently told Monsters & Critics that his fallback career would be to make like a certain Grammy-nominated hip hop star.

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