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Jessie Lunderby is a detention officer in Arkansas. She dreams about becoming an undercover cop one day, which is ironic...

... because her new Playboy.com spread has men dreaming about her, under their covers!

But the blonde beauty, who has been named Cyber Girl of the Week by that magazine, has come under fire for her decision to pose naked. In fact, KSLA News reports Lunderby was placed on "administrative leave" for the photo, even though she says she cleared it with her bosses and it was taken on her own time.

Specifically, the Fayetteville native s being investigated for "conduct unbecoming of an officer."

  • Jessie Lunderby Picture
  • Jessie Lunderby Photo

Hey, someone that wears even less clothing than Miley Cyrus!

But does that really apply in this case? Lunderby actions have no bearing whatsoever on her job. Does the Washington County Sheriff's Office really have control over the decisions its employees make in their free time?

That's the question we're asking readers now: Should Jessie Lunderby receive any punishment for her Playboy photos?

 

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If you think a photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan nude except for a SCRAM alcohol monitor on her ankle sounds too good to be true ... you should get out more.

But it might happen!

Not that it's a rare sight. Remember the gun-toting Cinemax-style shoot in April? Exactly. But Lohan is set to strip down to ankle monitor only next month.

The former actress and current train wreck is ready to take it all off yet again for the cameras - ankle monitor or not - to promote her 6126 line of handbags.

According to L.A. Magazine, Richard Luna of The California Bag (which licenses the 6126 totes) confirmed a new campaign will feature Lindsay Lohan nude.

Lindsay Lohan in Silver

Lindsay Lohan is about to make her clothes SCRAM!

Talk about hot. Although there is a contingency plan in place.

Luna said that if the SCRAM bracelet became a hindrance: "We're thinking of having police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures."

Only in Hollywood. Can you imagine that scene? Police dispatched to remove, then reapply the bracelet after the shoot? Funniest LAPD assignment ever.

There is also talk of Lindsay Lohan pictures taken with the alcohol-monitoring device, only to have the court-mandated accessory airbrushed out later on.

Hitting department stores this fall, the 6126 (named after Marilyn Monroe's birthdate) handbags retail for $200-600. A cheaper, sister line, 7286 (Lohan's birth date), will be available for under $200 at lower-end stores such as Macy's.

They should just call it 420 ... or 5150.

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In her recent defense of her new image, Miley Cyrus said"I feel more comfortable" dressing in the type of attire she's donned on stage over the last few weeks.

To this, we say: Come on, Miles.

Kendall Jenner Fashion

There's no earthly way any human being can be comfortable in the outfits you wore at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night. We've already gone off on the black ensemble, so allow us to say this about the other one featured below:

Yech! We feel disgusting even writing this, but there's no way the world should get such an up-close view of how closely you shave down there. You're 17. Please, please put it away.

Which Miley Cyrus outfit is more ridiculous?

 

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While Kris Allen received many birthday wishes yesterday, Lee DeWyze recently signed a record deal and Adam Lambert continues to make headlines, let's not forget about David Archuleta.

That former American Idol finalist has carved out a nice career for himself, establishing a rabid fan base, releasing two albums and promoting a book titled "Chords of Strength: A Memoir of Soul, Song and the Power of Perseverance."

Archie performed in Idaho earlier this week and included two new singles in his set list: "Not a Very Good Liar" and "Parachutes and Airplanes."

It's unclear when David will release a new CD, but expect these songs to be included on it. What do you think of them?

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Heather Mills has successfully dug for gold - now she wants to win some!

Paul McCartney's ex-wife shared a dream with The Daily Express in Great Britain this week: she wants to compete at the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.

Ugly Hair

“I’ve been skiing for many years... I’m training hard to try to get on the British Paralympic downhill team," said Mills, who lost a leg in a 1993 motorcycle accident. "You know when you set in your head things that you want to do and achieve? Well, I’ve ticked about 90 percent of all the boxes, and this is one of the major ones remaining for me."

Hmmm... we wonder which box this photo of of the former call girl fell into.

Added Heather: “If I manage to compete, it would be phenomenal – very inspiring for all the kids that I counsel. They didn’t believe they could do anything and they are now trying ice skating and roller blading and biking and swimming, which is wonderful.”

And all because of her influence, of course.

Mills competed on Dancing with the Stars in 2007. Her performance on that program made England's 2010 World Cup team look dominant by comparison.

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The Bachelorette certainly had its moments last night, including steamy hot springs action and a 2-on-1 date in which the two most out-there suitors squared off.

But it was the preview for next week that really got fans talking after an episode that was more or less tame. Who has a girlfriend? Is this promo just a gimmick?

We know the answer to both. You'll have to see The Bachelorette spoilers for who it is, and surprisingly, it's not just editing or character assassination by ABC.

This legitimately fell in the producers' laps, catching Ali Fedotowsky completely off guard and explaining her irate reaction as depicted in next week's promo.

Anyway, on to Monday night, and Kasey's krushing farewell. Who's emerging as the favorite(s)? THG breaks down all the action below in its plus-minus index ...

Gorgeous Bachelorette

AWESOME ALI: The guys are falling harder and harder. 

Competing for a date, the guys write poems that incorporate Icelandic. Plus 4 for effort, and in hopes that someone will get Kasey into speech therapy after this.

Turns out Kirk, whose poem was picked, is harboring a deep, dark secret ... he once contracted mold poisoning. Time to make it a one-hour show, ABC. Minus 11.

Kirk gets the rose, though, after this clincher: "As long as you know where I'm coming from, I think you'll know where I'm going." Mold poisoning. Plus 3.

Upon learning he'll be squaring off with Kasey, who's distraught, Justin Rego drops at least 10 wrestling analogies, and wears a sly grin constantly. Plus 8.

Kasey says "guard and protect her heart" about half a dozen times. Minus 5, as we expected more from our new drinking game, but he mostly just whined.

Leading up to the 2-on-1, Frank tries to antagonize/pump up Kasey, while Rated R has his cast removed and puts his crutches in a public trash can. Plus 10.

First, the group date. Caving, mini-horseback riding, lagoon flirting, etc. There were some funny moments but it was too drawn out and little happened. Minus 8.

Kasey

PINNED: Rated R talks a good game, but backed it up as Kasey was kast off.

Plus 5 for the obligatory Ali Fedotowsky bikini shot, though, and Plus 2 more for glimpses of favorites Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton shirtless for the ladies.

Hot springs + champagne = Ali Fedotowsky hammered! Plus 7, because this might be a little boring for TV, but we're so jealous. Plus 6 more for Iceland. It rules.

The 2-on-1 date begins with a helicopter ride over a volcano. Was this the volcano that blanketed Europe? Unclear, but Plus 5 for not exposing Kirk to ash poisoning.

Maybe it's because he's Canadian and at home in the cold, or that he knows Kasey is desperate and will implode, but there is a coolness about Rated R this week. Plus 3.

Clearly creeped out by the tattoo, Ali puts on a good front, gives Kasey a generic breakup speech and seemingly leaves him on an Icelandic glacier to die. Plus 19.

The more we watch, the more we think Chris Lambton should win. He seems so genuine and cool. But who does Ali choose? Minus 3 ... because we fear the worst.

Let's also talk about Frank for a second. He's emerging as a dark horse candidate, but there's just something about him we don't entirely trust yet ... so, Wash.

In a last ditch effort to salvage a rose, Chris N. says a little known fact about him is that he's "funny" and that his guilty pleasure is "Mexican food." LOL. Minus 10.

TOTAL: +15. SEASON: +101.

Roses: Justin, Kirk and Ty (earlier); Frank, Chris L., Roberto and Craig R.

Out: Kasey (earlier) and Chris N. Who? Yeah ... we don't know either.

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Yawn. The sight of Danielle Staub topless is common place for anyone that has purchase this reality star's sex tape.

But, fortunately, that excerpt on last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was one of the only boring clips from an otherwise entertaining hour of ridiculous television. As usual, our Real Housewives correspondent is on the case, recapping the insanity below...

Did anyone miss Dina?  I didn’t!  I completely forgot about her absence and found this week’s installment to be one of the most enjoyable of the season. It seemed to have three main components:

  1. Danielle’s wonky boobs and how they were made beautiful... she hopes. 
  2. Prince Albie flunking out of law school and Caroline going all civil right-sy about it.
  3. Teresa throwing a housewarming party for herself that we know full well she can’t afford.

Let’s go through them one at a time, shall we?

The Housewives Girl

Okay, let’s start with Danielle and her jankety boobs.  She’s had three previous “augmentations” (I hate that word), none of which turned out well.  Evidently she also got a staph infection in one of her boobs and now it’s all lopsided and hard.  If you’re feeling the chunks beginning to rise, you might want to pause and grab your barf bucket now because it only gets worse from here.

Danielle meets with a plastic surgeon in his office in a strip mall.  Evidently Franklin Lakes is one never ending strip mall.  Of the freak boob she explains, “It’s hard, it’s cold, it doesn’t get the body temperature like my body.”  She goes on, “I do suffer because of the breast implants.  It causes a lot of pain for me.  Every day, every minute of every hour of every day.” 

Tears pool in our eyes - what this woman has had to endure!

Upon first sight of Danielle’s rack the doc exclaims, “I do obviously think that you need an operation, without a doubt.  I am going to have to have one of the leading revision breast surgeons in the country take a look at you.”  We imagine Danielle must be saying to herself, “Hey, fourth one’s the charm, right?” 

If I were her I’d just hack them off and wear a padded bra with some chicken cutlets from here on out, but not our girl!

Danielle Staub Shirtless

Later, Danielle heads in to get her breast surgery.  We are treated to another look of Danielle’s blurred-out boobs and we gag and cover our eyes.  She wants us to know that she is a natural girl at heart who normally shuns such vain cosmetic procedures.  We look upon her freakishly high eyebrows, protruding cheekbones, and overly plumped lips and we totally believe her.  

“Nature’s been very good to me so far,” says Danielle.  “Getting my breasts done is really out of necessity.  It wasn’t for aesthetic reasons.  Umm, I want to be very clear about that.”  I think we’re clear about what’s going on, Danielle, but are you? 

Once in the operating room, we get to enjoy even more blurred-out boob action.  Her doctor tells those assembled around Danielle’s naked torso, “She has one of the biggest deformities ever.  It’s depressed.”  This last bit is in reference to the misshapen bubbie but he really could be talking about how all of us feel while watching this show, couldn’t he? 

The doctors squeeze and smush her boob around as they ridicule it.  As the camera pulls away from the “Surgical Center” we see it has a partially burned-out sign and is in, you guessed it, a strip mall.

Now on to Prince Albie and his poor wittle problem with law school.  Albie tells mommy that he isn’t doing so hot in law school. 

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The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, who received his final rose just months ago, have broken up. This is shocking, as they seemed perfect together.

NOTE: The second sentence above is not true at all.

Many viewers of The Bachelor groaned when Jake picked Vienna on the season finale, given the rumors about Vienna's past and her personality ... in general.

Looks like the 84 percent of you who said he should've picked Tenley Molzahn and the 80 percent of you who said he and Vienna wouldn't last are vindicated!

Rumors about Vienna Girardi - partying, drugs, secret boyfriends, marriages, betrayal, topless modeling and plastic surgery - surfaced throughout the season.

She was bad news and we all knew it. Just not Jake.

Jake Proposes

A FAIRY TALE MOMENT: And a very short engagement.

Now 2-for-19 in producing marriages (Ali Fedotowsky's rumored choice is discussed at length in The Bachelorette spoilers here), it's another blow for the franchise.

You knew it was coming this time, though.

Jake Pavelka did his best to defend her, and his decision to marry her, but just over three months later, something apparently went terribly wrong between them.

What specifically happened, we don't know.

“Jake and Vienna have split,” says Janice Lee, a rep for the commercial pilot and professional airhead. “They appreciate the respect for their privacy at this time.”

No reason was given. After Pavelka was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars in late April, he spoke spending time with Girardi to "focus on our relationship."

Guess it was only then that he took some time to pause, reflect, look back on the last few months and realize that he was engaged to freaking Vienna Girardi.

I'm totally on ...

 

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Katherine Jackson, mother of the late Michael Jackson, has been taking care of the pop star's kids, as directed in his will, since his death almost a year ago.

Since June 25, 2009, the children have become "isolated" and miss their father desperately, she tells the UK's Daily Mirror. It's very sad and not surprising.

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"They don't have any friends. They don't go to school, they have private lessons at home," Katherine laments, "But that will all change in September."

"They are due to enroll at private college."

What college that is remains unclear, but according to the interview, one of the kids' coping mechanisms is to spend hours listening to their father's music.

Paris, Prince and Blanket are rarely seen in public.

Katherine says Paris Jackson has turned her bedroom into a shrine to her "Daddy" and that Prince and Blanket talk often about trying to make him proud.

The Jackson matriarch says that when the children moved in with her, she wanted to decorate Paris' room with flowers or ballerinas. That didn't happen.

Katherine says "Paris went into a closet and she brought out seven or eight pictures of Michael, and she told me, 'No, I want daddy hanging in my room.'"

Paris Jackson, who many fans remember from the memorial, "goes to bed and wakes up looking at him. She said, 'I always want to be able to see him.'"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, no?

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The D.A. in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has a new target: Eleonore Lieven.

Lohan’s former assistant, who up and quit on the actress earlier this month after some tumultuous months trying to stop a slow-moving train wreck, may be called to court as a key witness in the case that could pit the boss against her former employee.

"The district attorney is interested in Eleonore,” a source said. “At the very least, an investigator from the D.A.'s office will be making contact with Lieven."

A decision has yet to be made, but if she is called to testify, sources say "it could be very explosive and could very well go badly, very quickly for Lohan.”

Eleonore Lieven, who was responsible for getting the troubled actress back to L.A. from he now infamous trip Cannes, quit afterward, citing exhaustion.

Lindsay Smiles

Will Lohan's former b!tch turn on her? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The particulars of that trip, and Linds' excuse for getting stuck in France and missing a mandatory court date, are critical to the D.A.'s case against her.

Lieven spent a panicked three days attempting to ensure the troubled Mean Girls star returned from France, after she claimed her passport was stolen.

The D.A.'s office reportedly "wants to gather specific information about the particulars of when the assistant was notified about the passport missing."

Whether Lindsay has been drinking or not is a separate issue.

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